LittlestLass

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Make an oath then make mistakes, Start a streak you're bound to break, When darkness rolls on you, Push on through.

Excerpt which says "Suspension of investigations 39. The Commissioner has the discretion to suspend investigations at any time. This may, for example, happen if the Member suffers ill health or a bereavement during the investigation, or where a related police investigation is taking place. 40. If Parliament is dissolved or the Member otherwise ceases to be a Member while an investigation is in progress, the Commissioner will suspend their investigation until the Member is re-elected. If the Member is not returned to Parliament, the Commissioner will decide if it is appropriate and proportionate to resume their investigation."
Movie poster for The Full Monty: "Six men. With nothing to lose. Who dared to go... The Full Monty".
Glastonbury pronunciations: a guide. UK flag = Glaston + brie US flag = Glaston + (a rasp)berry
An alien destroying ungrateful residents who are demanding a zoo in SimCity 2000
The poster for the twenty one pilots livestream experience featuring space buns Tyler leaping from Trash the Dragon and Josh in a stripey t-shirt
A woman wearing a red and black tie dye hoodie which has the twenty one pilots skeleton keys logo on it. She is clutching an orange capri-sun in her hand. Her head is not in the frame because she hasn't brushed her hair yet and looks like a complete mess. Her blurryface themed nails (red fading into black) look magnificent however.
A wrist with bracelets outside in the sun. The bracelet nearest the hand has white beads that say "25 05MOON 11" (today's date and the date of the Manchester, UK show of the twenty one pilots Clancy tour). The bracelet furthest away from the hand says FPE in black beads and has two skull beads. In between are much skinnier beaded bracelets in the colours of various twenty one pilots albums. I am in my mid 40s and stupidly excited.
On a bright day in a garden, a ginger and white cat called Albus has "planted" himself into a long aqua blue planter sat on a red brick wall. His tail is hanging over the edge and he looks pretty pleased with himself.
Per the description for the new docuseries, "Every year, a 20-page Scavenger Hunt list plunges the University of Chicago into fun, sleepless chaos. This series will bring the audience into the action, following three top teams as they race to complete the list, and answering the question of what happens when the best and brightest turn their focus towards the silliest things you've ever seen."
Tweet from @tylerrjoseph which says "adihgrtnsnd", followed by a second tweet which says "guys this is literally nothing. come on, you know i'd be straight forward with you about everything". Because the man is evil. And a genius. An evil genius.
Outside a high up window, a fake plastic owl designed to scare pigeons has four pigeons right next to it, including one sat on the fake owl's head. Because pigeons do not give two fucks about your human nonsense.
A picture of letter 001 from the twenty one pilots European FPE events. Under the name at the bottom, there's a —. which is an N in morse code.
A view high up from the top of Stanage Edge, in the Peak District, UK. The sky is blue with a few clouds and plane trails across it. The grassland is windswept and messy with two small copses of trees in the distance. Not pictured is the picnic I was eating with my kid, who was 6 miles into a 9 mile walk and by that point, in need of crisps.
A screenshot of a live blog from The Guardian newspaper. The subtitle states "Prime minister says UK must strengthen relationship with US for security and says "tit" is indispensable. Trump really is a tit.
A head and shoulders picture of me, a middle aged lady (who should know better). I'm wearing a tiny gold glitter hat, necklace with a giant sequinned pink bow, and metallic gold top. I have a very pale white face, very smokey eye makeup, bright pink blusher and bright red lipstick as well as red framed cateye glasses. I'm channelling Columbia from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A plate full of linseed baguette, butter, creme de brie, pomegranate seeds, blueberries, Ritz crackers, tomato chilli chutney, caprice des dieux cheese, raw red cabbage and cucumber. A bread knife is peaking out from behind the plate.
Multiple white translucent porcelain fungus growing on a tree truck in Sheffield, UK. The background shows the branches are still covered in green leaves and there is a brilliant blue sky peaking through.
A wide shot from the balcony in Rock City, Nottingham, UK. Looking into the crowd, everyone is holding their phones aloft, with torches on, and on the left of the picture, They Might Be Giants are playing the song Dead from the album Flood. Everyone is joyous, singing loud and proud.