Lizardo 𓅃

@lizardough.bsky.social

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Public health dude. Not a practicing doctor, not authorized to speak on behalf of your government, not allowed around microwaves since 1998.

zoomed in part of OP's image showing clear AI generated gibberish text

Mall cop robot that's fallen into a water feature

Minions on display in a museum in Mortal Engines (2018)

a clock face MS Painted into a bitten chocolate caramel thingy

Four horsemen of the apocalypse (war, famine, pestilence, and death) are joined by a fifth using a cell phone. Horseman of death asks "And you are...?" and the fifth horseman says "gender ideology."

A sketch of a mug with a design of Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and Boeing arranged in a circle. The middle of the circle has two hands. That's right, the mug is a clock. It's about half past Northrop Grumman.

Photograph of a car rammed through a "Learn to Drive" storefront