Elizabeth Eileen

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A white Persian cat whose face looks like it has a big mustache like actor Wilford Brimley's crouches behind some scrap packing paper, big fluffy mittens sticking out underneath
The face and one ear of a grey tabby cat pokes out of the unzipped-neck portion of my colorful fleece quarter zip. She is deeply sleeping on my stomach/chest in between my shirt and the fleece.
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Lightly colored Japanese harlequin rabbit attempting to usurp my butter lovers popcorn. Snap caption "EXCUSE YOU, SIR"
A visual consisting of lots of small circles; each circle is a histogram showing street orientation for various cities, the cities are in alphabetical order
A grey tabby cat in a very tight sleep roll, if she were a croissant it would be too dense, it takes math to draw such a perfect circle
A grey tabby cat, mostly under a knit blanket, nestled behind the crook of my knee, with only one green eye and goofy big white whiskers
A grey tabby sleeps in a black fuzzy papasan chair with a giant plush tortoise on top of her - all that can be seen of the cat is her smushed face and one stretched paw
Gray tabby cat with white whiskers head peeking out from amongst blankets - she only has one eye but looks alert and very cute
A grey tabby cat sitting on a messy table by the window; the window has a suction cup bird feeder in it, with a squirrel enjoying the buffet. The cat watches and wonders.
A screenshot of the bluesky block screenshot labeler
A grey/blue tabby cat in a very large cone of shame with one eye removed and the socket stitched shut
Horses are ready for the hype train as Neil Young and Crazy Horse come back to the live stages with a bang for their “Love Earth Tour" on Thursday, 23rd of May, at Huntington Bank Pavilion, Chicago, Illinois. After a decade, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, composed of Nifs Lofgren, Billy Talbot, and Ralph Molina, will be sharing the stage once again as they hit their 16-date National Tour to treat the Horses with noise rock and synth-pop that they have been waiting for a long time. Wrapping up a new album, “Fu##in' Up,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse are relinquishing their folk-rock discography as they showcase their rock-filled timeless hits. Known for their songs, including "Cinnamon Girl" and "Down By The River," they are going for an all-out rock burst as the fans gather at once for this monumental event for the Horses. Saddle up and get ready for a rock splash as Neil Young and Crazy Horse deliver a nostalgic concert experience up for grabs. Secure your tickets now!
Long and detailed focaccia recipe, if you use a screen reader etc and want it reply and I'll type it all up!
Screenshot of a Brian Regan stand up bit transcript that reads "So, I was driving today, and I came upon a truck… Pulling a horse trailer with a sign on the back– “caution: transporting show horses.” Ohh. “Oh, 10:00 and 2:00! “We’re sharin’ the road with show horses. “If I start to lose control, I’ll hit one of these cars with people! “Or at least a trailer with just plain old horses. But those horses, they gotta put on a show!” What are you supposed to do in a spin-out? Don’t hit the show horses! Anything but the show horses! Can you imagine hitting– [gibberish] then I came up on another truck pulling a trailer with a sign on the back, “don’t worry, just dumb old donkeys.” I was crossing over the line. Boom, boom. Boom. Hee-haw! Boom. Who cares? Just dumb old donkeys. They refuse to apply themselves. [Brays] heck with them. Those dumb old donkeys."
A DnD style alignment table across which the top we have bug body types: purist, exoskeleton and 6 legs; neutral, small and no bones; radical, no rules only vibes. Down the side we have habitat types: purist, lives mostly in or on the ground; neutral, gets around mainly by flying or swimming; radical, anywhere. Starting from the top right and reading left to right, then down, we have cicadas, snails, kittens, then shrimps, jellyfishes, pigeons, then mars rovers, tapeworms, computer errors
A saved snapchat of my own attempt to Google "what foods end with um" - the Google AI response is "According to Quora, papaya is a fruit name that ends with "um." My caption on the snap is "giggling maniacally. Also the fact that AI is pulling things from quora as fact 🙃"
Screenshot of a page from the Hamilton Project organization website that reads "In 2015, 3.5 million students over the age of 30 were enrolled in higher education. This chart shows the age distribution of undergraduate students by the type of institution in which the students were enrolled in 2015. While the plurality of students at both four-year and public two-year institutions are between the ages of 18 and 24, students at for-profit institutions tend to be older: almost half are age 30 or older. Nonetheless, more than 20 percent of undergraduate students at four-year institutions are over the age of 24."
Same picture as last post but with a penny shoved in the lemon pig mouth
A very fresh lemon, with toothpick legs and clove eyes to just barely maybe be a pig
A lemon that is a year old at least, with toothpick legs, clove eyes, and a tinfoil tail, holding a very corroded penny in its mouth, vaguely resembling a penny (serious), as the American 1970s required (joke)
A blue-green colored bag of Ghirardelli chocolate that is cookie flavored, with text stating that the cookie pieces in the chocolate are gluten free