Lizi Patch

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‘Once you don’t have a place to go you can go anywhere’ Ai Weiwei Freelance director & dramaturg, artist, writer (stage and radio) Profile 📸 Chris Coote Photography lizipatch.com

A tattoo of the Chinese script for fire horse. On my wrist.
A vibrant bunch of blooms held aloft by my navy blue jumpered arm. Pink and red sweet peas, honeysuckle, lavender and carnations. The background is purple clematis and chocolate roses. I know right?
The word Cunt Written in olde English typeface on a white background. Because Farage is one.
A close up of a honeysuckle bloom with many more in the background. A few purple wild sweet peas too x
The word Cunt in an olde English typeface. In a light beige background.
Two 6-8 week old hedgehogs sitting on newspaper after a flea and tick treatment.
The word Cunt in olde English lettering written on a light beige background.
A table with a grey and white spotted table covering, a table easel with 2 square paintings on it. A blue water bottle, jar of brushes and a jug of water, a wooden crate and tubes of paint on top of the table. The floor is black and white harlequin squares. A grey saddle stool under the table. In the foreground right is a large easel with an abstract painting in red and blue.
A lounger view photo of one of those big invasive daisies plus a bud, in front of a blue sky with a fluffy cloud. My shed is to the left. A large hedge runs behind the shed.
A dynamic painting that looks to me like someone coming up for air from under the sea. Slate greys and blues and greens become mustard, ochre and cerulean blue. Flecks of white.
A painting - abstracted … pale blue background, 2 ochre shallow bowls floating one on top of the other at the top of the painting. Underneath a shape suggesting a head maybe, under that a half crescent in greeny blue, under that a red figure maybe with black and blue outline. Sometimes alt text is really hard.
2 large seemingly floating in space oblong rocks. One behind the other. The foreground rock is hot reds, oranges and yellows. The background lilacs and blues. Both have a tiny house atop. The background is blue-ish.
The sun going down over the sea. Reflected. Rocks making their way into the calm water. Cliffs in the distance. Muted palette.
An abstract oil painting - as always quite hard to describe but the pallet is blues, into orange and reds - a sweeping swirl with hints of figures in the centre maybe
A white loaf, proudly displayed on a wooden bread board.
A painting of 2 small figures in silhouette holding hands and looking into the light, surrounded by an abstract blue landscape type thing!!
A poster header for a production of Medea. The image is of a woman seen behind a frosted like glass. She has 2 shadows. Text reads Leeds Actors in Training Presents Medea. Abridged and adapted by Lizi Patch from the 1906 Project Gutenberg translation The Medea of Euripides by Gilbert Murray.
A middle aged woman with dark brown hair in a black jumper grinning at the camera. She’s outside her red brick house and the sun is shining.
Sun shining through a large white tulip in the foreground, 3 smaller vivid red tulips on the left amongst Muscari and Forget Me Nots.
Small abstract acrylic painting in a white so frame. Dark rock like objects in the foreground with swirling white and blues receding. A tiny orange dot which might be a figure or anything really.
2 (well 3 if you count the one whose face you can’t see) spring lambs. White with patchy black marks on their faces. Blackbeard! Very cute. There looking at me like ‘yes? And ?’
A large painting of a stripey vase with 3 pink and red tulips. A window shows a seascape.
Silhouettes of trees with sand and sea in the background. Some of the trees on a grassy bank. Blue sky.
A Bluesky comment saying ‘I can never unsee this’ under a post that has been deleted with ‘post not found’ written instead.
A photo of 2 peacock butterflies. One on a Muscari flower with wings outstretched, the other about to land.
A tiny crescent earth behind a huge photo of the moon.
A pale pink and apricot tulip in the foreground with 3 others in the background a little blurred
A loaf of white bread with a slice cut off already …. Sitting on a breadboard.
A photo with daffodils in the foreground an a white house in the background. A blue blue sky completes the picture with a large tree on the left casting shadows.
A photo of a very blue sky with a mustard high rise block and a white high rise block in the background, with 2 traffic lights (on red) on the foreground. Very pleasing juxtaposition all round.
A small canvas with a cherry tomato painted in oil on a cerulean blue background .. there is a very small person leaning against the tomato which makes it look huge!
A photo of Scarborough South Bay harbour. A sea fret. The reflection of a seagull in the water on the left. The sun shines weakly, reflected. The sky barely blue descending into grey. Everything in monotones.
An oil painting of Pittenween. A vibrant sunset with blues, purples, reds, oranges and yelloes over a still sea
A photo of the lower half of a white middle aged woman’s arm, with a tattoo of the Chinese symbols for fire and horse on the back of her wrist. She wears a simple silver sting on her 3rd finger with a light blue stone.
Photo of a single Johann Strauss tulip. Pale yellow petals with a pink stripe. In the background are miniature daffodils.
A spoof headline saying ‘The unhinged radicalism of healthy democracy is a direct threat to British History. By Allister Heath.
A mass of open purple crocuses with vibrant orange stamen
An abstract painting - 2 large oblong ish shapes on a blue background. Both had a tiny house atop of them. One shape is shades of blues and purples and the other - larger and in front if it - is shades of dark red, orange and yellow.
Some beautiful orange layered funghi, photographed so the underside is visible. Growing out of a tree stump.
A square photo of a cobalt blue sky with a small silhouetted bird in flight.
Close up of Purple crocus x 4 pushing up through the heather in my garden. Still pale and furled.
A photo of my garden in summer. Red Oriental poppies, Purple alliums, grasses and foxgloves against a setting sun behind a brick wall. Warmth and colour. It’s coming.
A very lovely photo of the sun setting over the sea in Lanzarote. I was mesmerised. Golden sun, dark clouds, metal sea.
Orange sunrise behind a tree behind a field behind a trimmed Hawthorne bush. The morning fog gives the whole thing an eerie and beautiful look.