Marshall

@llahsram.bsky.social

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American in London making too much noise

An ancient coat of arms painting, mostly aged and brown now with reds whites and blacks still surviving
Me in a white tee sunglasses and face mask, standing in front of greenery. The tee is a Black Flag parody that says “WIFE GUY”
The landlord of The Prancing Pony, as seen in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
My most recent Wordle stats, showing I’ve now finished 67 plays with two guesses versus 66 plays with six guesses
Side on of a Cybertruck in a Whole Foods parking lot. In front of the steel monstrosity is me wearing sunglasses grinning and doing an aggressive thumbs-down
A fake Star Trek The Next Generation title screen which reads: “When are the Borg gonna assimilate someone who knows how to tuck back exposed wires”
A black coffee mug with a Star Trek LCARS design that says “food service” and also, in heat-activated letters, “Tea Earl Grey Hot”
Photo through a rain-spattered train window, showing a rainbow stretched over a pasture with cows. But the raindrops on the window are what’s in focus, so it’s like, artistic and all
Front cover of the trade paperback for Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
My wordle stats, including 64 two-guess solves vs 65 six-guess solves
Sequence of three photos of me in the middle of a half-marathon, staring down the barrel of the lens and slowly raising the horns 🤘🤘(image one of three)
comic panel one: a cat talking into a telephone "Society observes a covenant to operate during specified-" comic panel two: a different cat, in bed, talking into a telephone "Yeah I get that folks leave for work at seven 'cause we ain't used to have light bulbs at night, but it's been like a hundred damn years."
The “Giant Strength” magic the gathering card, featuring a Shakespeare quote
The mean girls “get in loser” meme, but it’s Deep Space Nine’s Bashir Sisko and Dax “going to start the bell riots”
Screenshot from Tidal, for the Harry Styles song “Ready, Steady, Go!”
A pair of Saucony running shoes, white/grey, red trim, and the soles are black with white polka dots
Screencap from the Science Museum website showing the range of Star Trek swag coming to their gift shop
What Is the Map My Pizza Run? The Map My Pizza Run is exactly what it sounds like. This January, we're asking you to: • Run a pizza-shaped route (any pizza shape works) • Map your route • Show us your pizza shape • Get &1 off pizza for every KM you run No pressure. No targets. No rules. Just move your body and earn pizza. How It Works Taking part in the Map My Pizza Run couldn't be easier: • Choose your route and run a pizza-inspired shape (or walk, skate, wheel...any mode of movement!) • Track your route using your preferred app
Close-up on the jagoff who tried to attack Omar
Nick Kroll, hosting the Independent Spirit Awards, recounting a story of Brett Ratner scratching his balls before palpating the craft services table
Front page of today’s Metro with the headline “Groky Horror Show” and some bikini slop that I cropped out because eww fuck that noise
Shopping mall storefront for “Foot Asylum”
Cover art for Death Cab For Cutie’s “Transatlanticism”: illustration of a black bird tangled in red cord
The programme for a London production of Into The Woods sits on my lap, as my fist comes into the frame and gives you a big ol’ thumbs up
A shopping mall store front in a nearly empty mall, as seen from the level above. The sign reads “ping pong parlour” and there’s an unoccupied ping pong table visible.
Black and white photo of me sitting behind a Yamaha Clavinova digital piano in an open rehearsal space
“CLIMAX!”
A pin badge designed to look like the American CDC covid vaccine cards from 2021
A tiny USS Enterprise the giant entrance to V’Ger’s inner body, an entrance that resembles a six-petaled mechanical flower and, by some miracle of production design, does not look like a butthole
Printout of a “punk rock girl paper doll” from The Dead Milkmen’s website; the paper is old and torn
The actor Graham Green, in a still from the movie Atlantic Rim
IMDb screenshot, trivia about the movie Hudson Hawk and its video game tie-ins
Bojack Horseman and his vodka bottle with the lines and dates drawn on it
Headline from The Telegraph that reads “Labour voters back plans to stop wealthy non-doms fleeing Britain”, the words “wealthy non-doms” have been highlighted
Screenshot of my "add more details" message after subscribing to the Achewood patreon: "Sorry I took so long to finally subscribe. A wasp got in the window"
Photo of my tv screen showing the episode synopsis for S1:E4 of “Ironheart” on Disney plus
screenshot of an online shop listing for a "male mime costume", was £12.99 now on sale for £1.00
Another selfie from the blood donor centre, me gettin my platelets all sucked up on out
Character selection screen for Mario Kart World, choosing “oasis” themed Luigi in his slutty lil Aladdin outfit
Overhead photo of my tortoiseshell cat, sat on the arm of the couch and looking up at the camera as if to say she’s completely innocent and has never seen that turd before, officer
Screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation in which I detail how the NIN song “Heresy” reads like it was written by a 14yo mall goth on a Sunday afternoon because Mom made him take off his black nail polish before church
Screenshot from Tidal as I’m listening to the track “Umbra” from the new Ghost album
“Congratulations” Wordle screen showing my overall stats
Selfie of me in a black Nine Inch Nails tshirt hooked up to an apheresis machine gettin drained of them sweet sweet platelets
Stats image from the Runkeeper app showing my half-marathon time as 2:06:19. Background photo is the finisher medal from the Putney & Fulham Half Marathon
two stills of Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Bride, with captions: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a trade war with fucking everyone"