Olli

@llhall2.bsky.social

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LOVE vaudeville. Been told I favor Jodie Foster & Marty Feldman. I'm chuffed about the Feldman. Used to go by Canolli Capalini in another #SecondLife. Became a clockmaker BECAUSE of Miss Olli. she/her

Two sets of brass quartz i shaft hands, one stained, one not.
A brass minute hands stained being held up.
A beige wall with white door that has light coming in and the shadow of a plant in the corner.
A picture of 3 amazing horror books, Nothing But the Willows by JD Buffington, Serene Shade by Victoria Dalpe, and The Crows by CM Rosens.
picture of a woman (me!) with jaunty glasses, a cool t-shirt, and looking at the camera mischievously
A small cartoon depicting little miss muffet in her tuffet, smacking a spider with a fly swatter and the spider making commentary about it
Cat with flower
List of rights women have gained. 1900- women gained property and wage rights 1910- women could wear pants 1920- white women could vote 1963- women gained equal pay rights 1965- black women could vote 1969- women were allowed to initiate divorce from their husbands 1972- women could get birth control without a man 1974- women could buy a home without a man 1988- women could own their own business without a man 1994- women gained legal protection against domestic abuse
White crocheted Mabel chicken with yellow yarn beak, and purpley comb, with lavender eyes
hastily doodled red robot with white glowing eyes on mottled background.
Picture of John Denver’s greatest hits album
White wool rabbit poppet with black eyes, standing on a black table in front of a grey felting pad, with tv (Young Sherlock, DEFINITELY Guy Pearce, don't even need to look that up) on and misc furniture shapes behind.
White wool rabbit poppet, with green eyes
a white needle felted rabbit poppet.. no detailing yet on a black and grey background with a needle and handle lying beside it.
A very peeve red starfish named George.
A rough needlefelted poppet that's in process to becoming something else.. made of white and greet wool, resting on a felt needle felting pad with a needlefelting tool lying beside it.
a sculpture of a person sitting with a cat composed of flat shaped rocks stacked and the green field behind with another sculpture in the distance.
Candy hearts that say… Joint Taxs…Split Bill… Split Rent…. Share Loan… Family Plan. Wtf?
A mothman holding a heart
Giant Weta cricket eating a carrot.
a kawaii mothman holding a heart, with caption that says I am drawn to your flame, all done in cutesy childlike valentine pinks and backgrounds of faded hearts.
argument between woman and her very vocal cat about going outside.
Older woman with faux hawk and large statement glasses who looks fabulous.
a saucer of moist looking brownies, with a clear cup of hot tea behind. I mean, I don't know how'd YOU know the tea was hot. You'd just have to take my word for it. It's an assumption.
An oval pan with brownie mix poured in with tangerine zest sprinkled all over the top, before it's baked.
Red plate covered in tangerine zest, with the grater just out of picture.
picture of Edward Gorey lounging on couch with cats around him, in his personal library and stacked up news papers, books, blankets, etc. Heaven.
a wood handled, telescoping out, cat feather teaser where the teaser is a wooden bead with 3 feathers sticking out like a ceiling fan.
stress ball toy of a flaming dumpster with Everything's Fine on it.
Screenshot of merriam Webster post.
a monitor sporting a youtube fireplace
picture of a skeleton in a chair with a faux fire roasting big eyeballs.. with a little skeleton dog on a leash.
a picture of a tv entertainment fireplace with a tv screen with the opening screen of Borderlands on it.
An AI fabricated picture of a faberge egg.. just it's a crystal egg with metal lattice work with a fake looking bouquet of white flowers in it. on a resin looking "block" of ice. If you didn't know what the actual Faberge Winter Egg looked like, you might go through life thinking it looked like some sort of Hallmark ornament crap. Pretty, but pfft, who cares about Faberge eggs, right? Just a testament to the ingenuity and craftmanship elevated to art, that's all. MF.
a close up of boot lace zippers, with a pair of boots at the bottom right hand corner with them installed for people who might have trouble with laces, need to put boots on quickly, or just generally hate lacing boots.
A dark watercolor esque sketch, ipad in PAPER program of bunny silhouettes backlit.
A needle felted totoro-cthulu creature with a starfish on his head in green
A collected of muppety looking needle felting rabbits, dragons..
3 simple stretches for sciatica from Veritas Health.. they work, dammit. They work. I'm feeling better in one day of doing them than I have in a week and a half of building up getting worse pain and leg weakness. GOD getting old sucks, but these exercises do help. And I know it wears you out, you have to move, you have to maintain some light exercise. fucking hell, do the stretches. gd it.
A wikipedia page describing the Boots Theory in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, as Sam Vimes explains why he thinks rich people have more money.. A 50 dollar pair of boots will last 10 years, keeping the rich man's feet dry, but the 10 dollar pair of boots the poor man can afford, might last a season or two.. and the poor man will have to repurchase boots over and over and over in that time, costing the poor man many times the amount of the 50 dollar shoes to begin with. While a person could speculate that the poor man could save up for the 50 dollar pair of shoes, the poor man will have died from pneumonia or foot rot because he was wearing cold leaky shoes that let his feet get wet in the meantime. So what is he supposed to do? He buys the ten dollar shoes, tries to take care of them, and they still fall apart in 2 seasons, and he has to buy another pair, to keep his feet dry so he can continue to save up for a 50 dollar pair of shoes. LITERALLY he cannot pull himself up by his bootstraps because the boots keep falling apart.
a man wearing white gloves looks down at a violin he's holding for auction.
a little redbreasted bird on a the end of a stick.
The album cover for the band TOOL, album: Undertow. It's a black painting featuring a more abstract depiction of a dark read band broken in front with fingerlike tentacles/filaments at the edges.. lit as if a dark red light from above.
A vacuum sealed package of parts for an oversized chair. 4 different kinds of bolts and an included allen wrench with actual hand grip.
a small section of text of Samwise Gamgee's pondering over themselves looking at stories and thinking them exciting, but it must have been terrible for the people involved, and something that people would WANT to be in, wouldn't be very good stories. "Yes, that's so," said Sam. "And we shouldn't be here at all, if we'd known more about it before we started. But I suppose it's often that way. The brave things in the old tales and song, Mr. Fodo: Adventures, as I used to call them. I used to think that they were things the wonderful folk of the stories went out and looked for, because they wanted them, because they were exciting and life was a bit dull, a kind of a sport, as you might say. But that's not the way of it with the tales that really mattered, or the ones that stay in the mind. Folk seem to have been just landed in them, usually - their paths were laid that way, as you put it. But I expect they had lots of chances, like us, of turning back, only they didn't. And if they had, we shouldn't know, because they'd have been forgotten. We hear about those as just went on - and not all to a good end. You know, coming home, and finding things all right, thought not quite the same - like old Mr. Bilbo. But those aren't always the best tales to hear, though they may be the best tales to get landed in! I wonder what sort of a tale we've fallen into?"
a view through a doorway of a halloween skeleton sitting on a couple of boxes with a scarf around his neck.
A close up photograph of a white mug with the Waffle House logo on it, with a blurred background
A skeleton sits in a chair outside with a delivered package sitting on their lap.
A book cover of The Mystery of the Fool and the Vanisher, a curious tale about one man's view into the world of the fae through a flint stone.
A beautiful busker sits on an amplifier on a London sidewalk, with his guitar case open in front of him. He's wearing a red bolero jacket over a crisp white shirt, dark slim trousers, brown shoes, and has a hat jauntily on his head. Dark curls surround his face as he passionately plays flamenco music on his well-worn guitar.. seated in front of a row of .. white apartments with black gates to each door and a row of hedges.
4 delicate, little cocktail umbrella looking mushrooms, in a sort of off white nestled amidst mulch chips and left over weed eatings, basking in the early morning ambient sunlight.
Book cover of Kitchen Confidential.. this copy is signed and we bonded over calling Bobby Flay "hunky".
Book cover An Anthology of German Poetry from Holderun to Rilke.
Pink and grey crochet spider with purple eyes