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Jason Momoa as Lobo, grinning from the label on a packet of LOBO’S WILD RANCH, only at KFC
Poster for the 2026 Jason Statham movie “Mutiny,” which has the title in big scary red letters over the open ocean, as Statham hangs precariously off a shipping container
Highly stylized, 1970’s style hand-drawn poster for the 2026 film “Hungry,” showing a hippo in a jungle setting or perhaps a swamp, jaws wide, as a frightened person of indeterminate gender, with just their head above water, attempts to flee.
A screengrab of a spam account replying to one of my funny joke posts, and it begins “Hey Dumpster,” before going on to tell me about sad images and asking me for money. I’m good dude, I donate elsewhere I don’t need your shady spam link.
Poster (with slight glare) for the film Again Again directed by Mia Moore
Poster for the 1996 film “Michael,” starring John Travolta and directed by Nora Ephron.
Has someone done alt text for that horrible AI picture of “Godlike” Trump healing a sick Hunter Biden? It’s whack. This is that EXCEPT, it’s Manos and his Hands of Fate healing Torgo. Hashtag MST3K 4ever
Close up of Captain Ramius (Sean Connery) taking on the public address handheld thingie on a submarine. Still frame from “The Hunt for Red October.”
Latest Weekend of U.S. box office results, Jan. 30 - Feb. 1: Send Help $20M Iron Lung $17.8M Propaganda First Lady Distraction from the Epstein Files $7.0M Zootopia 2 $5.8M Shelter $5.5M
A translucent lower case N, in front of blurry flames. the words below in lower case black block text are “nine inch nails wish” which are the name of the band and the name of the single
This is the DVD cover for the 1980 film “The Blues Brothers.” It’s John Belushi (right) resting his elbow on the shoulder of Dan Aykroyd (left). They are both wearing black suits, white shirts, thin black ties, black fedora, and dark sunglasses. The tagline reads “They’ll never get caught. They’re on a mission from God.”
This is the poster for the 1982 film “The Thing.” There’s a dude you can’t see, he’s a dark shadow, walking in a snowstorm. Beams of light stream from his head in a very threatening way, as his arms extend like that of a zombie. Title and credits are below.
A poster for the 1964 film “Edgar Allen Poe’s The Masqueof the Red Death.”
A man wearing a black vest under sleeveless chainmail has had a pipe thrown through him, and it spews steam from the metal tank behind him.
This is the poster for the 1974 film “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
This is a poster for the 1973 film “Sssssss!” and no I am not making that up. It’s a mouth open and perhaps screaming, and inside the mouth is a hissing snake. Below it are the usual movie details. Strother Martin. Dirk Benedict. Heather Menzies, which is a name that aged unfortunately.
This is Leatherface from the internationally recognized romantic comedy released under the title TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Terrence Stamp in the 1999 film "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace." His character Chancellor Valorum has just lost a no-confidence vote in the Senate, and he slumps in his chair with a shocked and confused look on his face.
Sketch of a wizard, complete with pointy hat and also a staff and wizard robes. He is on a gray background, and is in a running pose whilst carrying a football. The words underneath read FANTASY FOOTBALL
A hand drawn cartoon in which a short woman stands next to an isosceles pyramid of rocks, all grey. An arrow points to this pile, with the words “My problems.” Next to this, on the right half of the single frame, is the same woman and the same pile, but all the rocks are painted up to be orange jack-o-lanterns. There is another arrow, with the words “My problems, in October.” … the cartoon is signed Gemma Correll, ‘22
A shirtless Guy Pearce sitting at a kitchen table, deon the film “Memento.” (2000)
If you've experienced the film "American Psycho" (2000), this is Christian Bale wearing sunglasses and sitting on the couch in his office whilst listening to his Walkman. If you've not experienced the film "American Psycho," first of all you should get on that, and second of all the couch is white and the walls are also white, undecorated. His pinstripe slacks and suspenders are both the exact same shade of medium blue. The red tie is the color of a human tongue. It's not obvious from the image but in the context of the movie he is statistically listening to Huey Lewis & The News.
Screenshot from Season 2, Episode 10 of the Peacock television show "Poker Face." In the lower left we see Natasha Lyonne's familiar giant red mop of hair, her back to the camera, and just to the right of center frame is Cliff "Method Man" Smith wearing a tight button up shirt, mostly black, with a dark green stripe on the sides, all to show off his muscles. He is looking down as he speaks to her, because he's like a foot taller, but also there are weight sets and gym equipment behind them, as they are standing in a gym. The image has been memed, with large IMPACT font and the words "Creatine Rules Everything Around Me." I
Screenshot of “Top 10 Movies Today” from max dot com. Only the first five are show but they are The Brutalist, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Final Destination 5, and Final Destination 3.
IMDb screenshot of a film called “Cowboys from Hell.” It is listed as “in production” and the credited directors is Billy ‘Bloody Bull’ Pon, written by Pon and Lee Ankrum, and the lead is listed as Joe Don Baker. The screenshot doesn’t say it but Baker passed away this week.
Three identical stickers or possibly bumper stickers advertising the monthly Seattle event “Classified Cinema,” with the following text: “Bored? Stoned? Both? Call us! 206-486-5202 CLASSIFIED CINEMA LATE NIGHT HOTLINE.” Also in the top right corner there is a pair of red lips saying “Hey Nerds!”
Dolly Parton in a white blazer, open enough we can see she part of her black lace bra. A microphone in front of her, she looks up at an unseen audience
Lady Gaga with an updo, dark eyes with winged eyeliner the size of dragons. Silver unitard with shoulder pads the size of castles. Sparks fly around her as she loons off camera to the audience, threateningly.
Sabrina Carpenter in a form-fitting low-cut sparking white dress. Blonde hair tumbles upon her doll face like she was grown in a lab, which quite frankly, we cannot rule out.
Dutch angle photo of Billie Elish. Jet black hair, glasses, serious expression. White collar, with black tie tucked under a black and white (mostly black) sweater
Miley opening her short black leather jacket to reveal a skin-tight black leather crop top. She has a short blonde mullet and is licking her lips
Megan Thee Stallion from the waist up. Shoulder length black hair with half covering half her face. Purple top, bare shoulders. She is threatening someone to her right, your left, with a sai.
Beyoncé on stage, wearing what looks like a cross between armour and a robot costume. Evokes the android from the film Metropolis (1927)
The CG abomination of the cartoonish, uncanny valley seven dwarfs. Played by human actors, the faces weee altered to sort of resemble the original cartoon and no makeup was used.
Matt Murdock dressed as Daredevil in episode 8 of “She-Hulk,” doing the walk of shame past an older lady walking her dog.
Michelle Yeoh jumping a motorcycle onto a moving train
B&W screenshot of Samara from “The Ring” (2002) climbing out of a well.
The poster for the 2017 Darren Aronofsky film “MOTHER!” starring Jennifer Lawrence.
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction
A poster for the 1988 film “Mystic Pizza.”