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sam | 24 just a funny man who likes to draw oc & fanart https://lmaowhateven.carrd.co/

Jinx holding her pistol above her head, with pink smoke coming off of it. Her hair is blowing in the wind and she's staring angrily to her left. Behind her is a brightly lit Zaun, the light coming from behind her.
Nikaido from Dorohedoro. She is wearing her devil uniform, with black armor and a black apron. She holds a box of gyoza with a tiny Rizu and Azu sitting inside of it. She smiles brightly at the camera and her tail is wrapped around her. The background is a brick wall with graffiti on it. The artwork is Kaiman and the word Dorohedoro in green. There is a rusty pipe, with hanging herbs and pipes, and leeks in a dirty bucket. On the bottom right of the corner is a parental advisory logo.
Alice, Reko, and Rio Ranger from the game Your Turn To Die. They are in a game show like setting, with bright red curtains framing the characters in the middle of the drawing. Behind them is a big grey room with an open door in the very center of the piece. Above them is a flashing yellow sign with the words "Rio Ranger's Room of Lies!" in bright red. Alice and Reko stand behind Rio to either side of him. They both look distressed, with Alice in tears and Reko sweating profusely. They both stare at Ranger, who is winking to the viewer with a sly smile. He is holding 4 black signs up. One is held up in front of Alice's stomach and has a large, cartoonish hole in it. Another is held up to Reko's stomach and has two knives on it, with one of the knives covered in blood. Both signs foreshadow one of the characters deaths in game. The other two signs are ones he has in game, and are cartoonish mouths.
a mix media painting of my character Kim. it's a side profile of them smiling with an open mouth. they have yellow eyes and green hair with freckled pale skin. they were a brown beanie with a yellow pin that says "folk you!" and a green pin with a blue star. they also have a matching brown undershirt and brown chocker. they were a blue button up as well as multiple gold ear piercings and an eyebrow piercing. Next to the painting is a collage of stickers, colorful papers, and "admit one" tickets. Some stickers of note are a yellow treble clef note, blue guitar, a skateboarding skeleton with a backwards cap, a red cassette tape, and a smiley face making a peace sign with the text "Don't hate, Just Skate." There is also a concert venue wrist band in baby blue for the House of Blues venu in Las Vegas.
a drawing of Vraska from Magic: The Gathering. It is a shoulders up drawing with her looking back to the camera over her shoulder. She wears a bright yellow shoulder-less top that ties in the back. She looks indifferent as she stares behind her. The background is a simple yellow square.
picture of me standing next to a 7 foot tall poster of Vraska. I am pointing at her and smiling really big.
A semi realistic drawing of my original character. The piece is monochrome purple and shows a dark haired emo boy looking off to the side. He has some stubble and various beauty marks. He wears fingerless gloves, a hoodie, and a striped shirt over a black undershirt. He also wears chunky headphones with an eyeball on the side of it. The background is a grainy nighttime setting with trees and light posts surrounding a parking lot.
shin tsukimi crouched on the floor holding papers covered in blood. he is crying while looking up. the room is dark, but he has a white halo crowning his head. the palette of the drawing is neon, with everything being a bright shade of purple or green, the stark white of the halo draws you to his crying expression.
Various drawings surrounding things that I enjoy and pertain to my personality. Starting from the upper left corner there is a drawing of me. I wear a white shirt with grey joggers and dark grey rings and wallet chain. I have pale skin and blue eyes, with dyed blond hair. My hair is styled like a mullet, but parted to the side. The shaved parts of my hair are a natural shade of brown. Next there is a box with my name, Sam, age (24) and my pronouns (He/They.) There are bisexual and transgender pride flags, with a pirate flag in the middle. Some of my favorite colors, all warm shades, and a cartoonish picture of my smiling with a thumbs up. Below that box is my favorite characters, Vraska, Vash the Stampede, Allen Walker, Maeve of Blades, and Kaiman. Underneath that is a drawing of Alice Yabusame titled "The No. 1 Anime Man." Next the that box on the right is a few of my various interests, like magic, anime, and video games. The final box is below the self portait, and has some ocs.
Aki from the game ZENO. He is grimacing and holding onto a collar around his neck. Attached to the collar is a leash that is being pulled off screen. He wears a black suit with a red pinstriped button-up. Behind him is a dark teal background with a simple silhouetted bookshelf. There is a subtle yellow watermark bordering the artwork with the words "COMMISSION are by lmaowhateven" in two corners of the drawing.
Picture of me sitting on a couch looking defeated. I am in a black and white jester costume from head to toe, with a frilly collar and a three point hat. My blond hair pokes out from under it and you can only see a little of my actual face. There is halloween decorations around, namely freaky fabric over artwork and webbing over a blue and green divider. Next to me is a Halloween skeleton plush chilling on the end of the couch.
a neon drawing of kaiman from dorohedoro. he is a lime green with hot pink cross markings across his eyes. he wears a navy blue suit with teal accents. his ribbed pattern across his chest is bright yellow, as are his eyes and spikes. he is posing to the side and scowling at the camera, with two knives in his hands-as if he were lunging to the side. the background is a black and purple abstract pattern with hot pink splatters.
Sou and Kanna from Your Turn to Die. Kanna is smiling warmly at Sou, who looks confused at her. Above their hears are speech bubbles. The first one from Kanna says "Hey Sou, Kanna just wants to let you know that her older sister is LGBT." He responds with "Okay. That's cool." Kanna follows up with "So if there is anything you want to tell Kanna just know that she would be supportive." The text boxes end with Sou exclaiming "UH?"
Midori from Your Turn to Die smiling eerily with his hands out stretched. He has his signature scarf and hair, but wears a modified black suit. The vest has shorter sleeves and the ends of the vest have a trippy trim. The lining of the coat is hot pink, matching his scarf. His undershirt has a green color block gradient ending with an off white. He wears black high waisted pants with a feint green dripping pattern. He also wears black gloves. The background is all black with a yellow halo around him.
Chandra Nalaar is smirking at the viewer. She has her hair in flames and holds a ball of fire. Her face is covered in soot with clear marks where her goggles would be. The text in front of her is bold impact font and it says "Ypu smoke at parties. I get high to do the dishes. We are not the same."
Stampede Vash in a cropped Jacket standing in front of a broken wall. Behind him is a sandy desert. He is holding a gun and sucking on a lollipop while he scratches the back of his head in a confused manner.
Four people sit in a sunlit room talking. They are all wearing fashionable clothing and smiling. On the left sits Tim, a guy in purple clothes with dark hair. He sits in a bright orange chair. Next to him is Pepper, she wears a shirt that shows off her tattoos and some patchwork pants. Her dark brown and red hair is styled with a white bow. Kim is across from her, and their bright green hair is tucked away with a ball cap. They wear a white and green striped shirt that says "Wicked Vision" with an orange eye in the middle. They are staring at Roy, who has short brown buzzed hair. He is wearing a blue button up shirt with a brown leather jacket over it, and blue jeans with it. The room has lots of decorations on the walls and an open window on the left, showing a sunset in a suburban neighborhood.
Alice, Nao, Shin, and Kanna from the game your turn to die. They are all facing in the same direction with Kanna pushing them forward. She and Nao are smiling brightly, while Shin and Alice look annoyed. They are in front of a yellow background.
tia safalin from your turn to die. she is not wearing her hat and has cat ears. she has a paw mitten on, too.
vraska from magic the gathering. she is shadowed by trees and stands beside a stone demon, caressing it's face.
wolfwood from trigun. he is sitting in a dimly lit bar and drinking a glass of whiskey. in his other hand, he is holding his gun, the punisher, while it rests on his shoulder. he is smoking a cigarette and looking to the side. behind him there is a poster of vash the stampede and a bright window showing the outside, an empty desert on a bright sunny day.
alice yabusame from the game your turn to die, he is scowling in disgust in front of a bright yellow background.