🔞1999, Bizarre Summer🔞

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Tanuki - Fae/Faer - 30's area - Normal Island Prisoner - Friend of Eggbug Currently writing Beastiary Beas, Currently developing... Uh, Beastiary Beas! https://home.omg.lol/address/lnc0/web/live

Added trivializes to the list
A muted words list showing the words "Friction" and "In the alps" have been added
PNGtuber sprites of Colla, an anthro Koala with bangs over one eye and wearing a neon yellow midrift cut tracksuit, with graphics of Eucalyptus leaves on them
I gotta focus. I'm shifting to Kelela mode
An Orange... Thing named Sam Amfreb (He/They) wearing a striped black and white low cut jumper, and a spiked collar. Next to them is a Panda Monster named Soffie (She/Her) wearing a red blazer and a long skirt, standing and looking generaly pleasent
[A gltichy mess of text parades the cover in a variety of colours, you can make out a Fuzzy Anthropamoprhic puppet looking Monster, waving at the reader. The text that matters reads: Colchestrians Issue 6: Cheer. The Arrival of Protomonsters. Below is an approximation of the garbage text. Screen readers should stop here] COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS Issue 6: Cheer COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCCCOLCCHECSTRICANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCCCCOLCHESTRIANS do you dream of who came before you? COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCCOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COCOCOCLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCCCOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCCCOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS they dream of you COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS CCOLCHYOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHECOLCHYSTRIANS CCOLCHYOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COOOOOOOOOOOOLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS COLCHESTRIANS THE ARRIVAL OF PROTOMONSTERS
ANN: Oh no, you see that’s where it’s different. It’s not like… One guy in a wooden thing, peddling the wheels. STRAWBERRY: I’m not some caveman, matey. I’m aware of the variance of aircraft! ANN: Y-yeah, right… STRAWBERRY: Sometimes it’s fabric! Propelled by the heat of the infern- ANN: No again, I’m talking about… Like planes these days, they’re fucking huge mate. Bigger then this restaurant, several restaurants. Hundreds of people go on them an- The Captain looks like he’s about to throw his breakfast back up, he crosses his arms against his chest and shakes his head. This was the ‘safeword’ they decided on, for times when learning of modern advancements is about to give the poor lad a heart attack. He need not know of the steel Leviathan you can walk around and have a shit in, not before the first pint.
Can you?
Key art for Ever Oasis
A Pixie named Faigh (He/Him) wearing a oddly French coloured jumper and blue jean, with trainers matching the red, white and blue of his hair. He has transparent pinkish wings, a red snapback with "Born in Eros" on it and a gold chain. His ears are also pointed with two earings on one side
COLCHESTRIANS Issue 5: Mummies MEN MELTING!? A string of mysterious death by melting, has the country terrified! A LITTLE HOSPITALITY GOES A LONG WAY Local pub opens a new section for it's littlest customers. [Image of a Dear type Monster, wearing a grey loose shirt and booty shorts, she has antlers and her rumpus is enormous. Her back is facing the camera and a small chair can be seen to her left, while on her right the face of a Poltergeist is peering over her]
Cumulucy, a 'Cumulus' Genie, who has pink skin (as in actually, not in a child drawing a white person way) with darker clouds as her hair and paler clouds as their 'whisps' which make up her animal like ears and tail. She's wearing a pink blouse and darker pink long dress with a heart graphic on it. She is balancing on foot, which she has heart shaped toenails and a rosegold ring.
COLCHESTRIANS Issue 4: Crisilla THE HOUND HIRING? Call for new staff for the beloved pub! RECORD NUMBER OF PATRONS It's never been so busy as more and more diverse Monsters seek refuge. [Image of an Alpaca type Monster, standing looking worried while holding a satchel styled briefcase bag. She's wearing a bow, with a woollen jacket with a sheepskin inner and a blouse.]
COLCHESTRIANS Issue 3: Chord MONSTER HOSTILE GPs ON THE RISE Recent survey suggests 20% rise in dissatisfaction rates with Monster patients HUNTSMAN ON THE STREETS First hand account from a victim of a HHA attack. [Image of a Peacock feathered Harpy, looking irritate as she smokes a cigarette]COLCHESTRIANS Issue 3: Chord MONSTER HOSTILE GPs ON THE RISE Recent survey suggests 20% rise in dissatisfaction rates with Monster patients HUNTSMAN ON THE STREETS First hand account from a victim of a HHA attack. [Image of a Peacock feathered Harpy, looking irritate as she smokes a cigarette]
COLCHESTRIANS Issue 2: Butters THE MONSTERS ADVOCATING FOR YOUR RIGHTS! GP appointments? Benefit hearings? Meet the unsung heroes of the MAS! SOCIAL WORKER DISAPPEARS! Monster in charge of Human cases suddenly vanishes? [Image of a Western Grey Squirrel Monster, smoking a cigarette, looking forlornly to the side. They're wearing a jacket with the Neurodiversity symbol on it, a crop top with a graphic of a cartoon nut on it and booty shorts.]
Beastiary Beas: Colchestrians DEBUT ISSUE! MONSTERS IN COLCHESTER! An exclusive look at the longest running 'Monster Pub' in town MEET YOUR LOCAL'S BARTENDERS Get to know the Monsters behind running The Hound [Image of an anthropamorpic Octopus, looking shocked and in agony, while behind her is an exposed piping with a nail on the end of it dripping with a green goo. Graphics behind the two, imply that she has been pricked by this nail]
A Kelpie (He/Him) draped in Seaweed on his head and torso, wearing several jewelery stained by constantly being submerged in water and a long captains coat, with a 'sheepskin collar' made of moss he's cultivating.
Podgorica (she/her) an anthro borwn horse, wearing a hot pink suit jacket and a lighter pink high waist jeans. She has dark brown hair and little pink tuffs of fur in her ears.
Yamcha Death Pose
Someone calls for Butters, three conflicting aspects of themselves reply, represented by three Butters which their red streaks are replaced with blue and yellow respectively