Locksmith

@locksmithprime.bsky.social

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Information security. Cryptography. Movies. Lots of politics. Grumpy, and very comfortable with it. Cheese. He/him.

Linda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the same TV series from 1975-1979. Carter is even more classy and formidable in real life.
Lutnick laughs like an imbecil at an imbecil.
Strong woman Nancy Pelosi with her finger at Taco's face.
An AI-generated picture of the Roman Coliseum covered in ads from beer and cryptocurrency, and modern lighting. Resembling the modern White House under Taco.
My old gentleman, Ball, a small gray poodle. He made me a better person.
Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado gives her Nobel Peace Prize to Taco. Taco treats the prize and gift to the extent of how he respects it, by depositing it into a toilet room.
JD Vance is both late for the battle and late for the same scene in the Gladiator movie, proving his complete and unabated incompetence.
Roman General does a face-palm as imbecile non-military thumps chest and claims military victories while knowing nothing about wars.
Signage with the words "The Trump Center of Excellence" attached to the best representation of his excellence: a trash can.
The people's award of sycophancy, awarded to FIFA. Depicts a man obsequiously kissing the boot of another old, fat man.
Advertisement for Tylenol in "Idiocracy" style, sporting the only scientific fact that can be comprehended by republicans: "it has electrolytes!"
Duck on a junebug.
Windshield crack.
May the Fourth [of May] be with you, showing a music scale instead of the "Fourth" word.
A crowd of people saluting Adolf Hitler.