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From the show Futurama. Amy uses a pointer to indicate a chart with an illustration of Zoidberg having his shell cracked open and cash painfully extracted from him with medical forceps.
From the film The Fisher King. Jack in closeup looking tortured. He says "I feel like a magnet, but I attract shit."
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Enterprise suspended above some kind of smoky vortex in space.
From the film Batman Begins. With a smug look on his face, Bruce Wayne lifts his brows and says "I'm sorry to disappoint" in medium closeup.
From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Tim Meadows screams "I will eat your fucking head!" at Hunter the Hungry.
From the show The Kids in the Hall. Kevin McDonald in a blue jumper, floral sundress, blonde wig and makeup. He makes a judgy, incredulous face.
From the film In Bruges. Colin Farrell looking stressed in a closeup. sub - "Stress."
From the film Pizza Movie. Jack stands in front of the whole school and says "you're upset about what happened with the football team." All the other students look mad at him.
A young Kevin James maybe?
From the film The Sandlot. An uptight-looking nerd gives a hokey smile and thumbs-up to someone down on the field from the announcer's booth of a baseball stadium. Right through the wall are a bunch of partying baseball fans, but he's alone with tons of dark negative space around him. This makes him look metaphorically alone while life goes on without him and he just gives half-hearted "likes" now and then because it's all he has to contribute to the world.
From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Ken Jenkins looking sad in a farmer hat and open-neck plaid button-down. He looks down at the ground past the viewer and says "It's like that, is it?"
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Facing away from the viewer as they both stand in the Engineering section of the Enterprise, Ensign Sonya Gomez says to Geordi La Forge, "After all, working with so much artificial intelligence can be dehumanizing, right?"
From the show The Simpsons. Bart in the entryway, animatedly saying "I'll give myself diarrhea! I know how." His pupils are slightly askew.
From the same sequence. A foregrounded adult body blocks a ruined corpse from view. The screeching children from the first image stand around looking down at the mess of blood and guts where they just tore a person apart as a group. Behind them is a quiet, sunny suburban neighborhood.
From the film Backrooms. Chewitel looks really tense and upset as he leans over the viewer and says "No Fear."
From the show Star Trek: Voyager. Two-shot of Lt. Tom Paris and Lt. Torres in profile in a corridor. B'Elanna snarls at Tom, saying "I am not hostile!"
From the visual novel Daddy May Love. Michael puts up an index finger and smiles, saying "First thing that comes to mind? Of course, masturbating."
From the show Futurama. The professor takes an angry bubble bath.
From the show It: Welcome to Derry. Ronnia sadly says to Will "I'm tired of being scared."
From the film Backrooms. Clark looms angrily over someone off-frame and says "I'm gonna come back here with proof and you're going to owe me a serious fucking apology."
From the same episode. Sheppard in welding glasses using a torch to burn through a bulkhead and get to Rodney.
From the film In the Mouth of Madness. Sam Neill in a padded cell, smoking a cigarette and smiling grimly. He has black crosses drawn all over his face. RIP.
From the show Stargate: Atlantis. Dr. McKay in a space suit, inside the cramped corridors of a depressurized ship. He has a pained expression on his face and works with a bulkhead. He says "I'm gonna take a look around, see if I can seal the compartments between us."
Cropped image of a woman demonstrating a physical therapy exercise. All we can see is her laying on her side with her eyes closed, head resting on a rolled towel. A title above her says "Clamshell with Resistance."
From the film Weapons. A bunch of kids run screaming out of the open front door and smashed windows of a suburban house, spilling onto the lawn in a big mob. sub - "[children screeching]"
From the show The Simpsons. A man lies in a similar pose to Picard's, but in a hospital bed, recovering from an injured leg and using a phone. The Jailbird character is visible behind him delivering a basket of muffins to him with a mylar balloon attached that says "JUST DIE."
Partial screencap. An explorer window with the heading "Logging On." Visible contents are three images called "post when Trump dies" 1 2 and 3.
From the show The Office. Michael arches his brow and says "...while I am hiding in the bathroom, pretending to be pooping."
From the film Pizza Movie. Jack and Monty look at a video on their laptop, both with expressions of slight worry. sub - "Her green screen sucks."
From the show Scrubs. Across a table in a hospital conference room, Richard Kind talks to his bored-looking attorney. He indicates something behind the viewer, presumably a screen, and tells her to "Wait for the serve."
From the film In Bruges. The two leads walk along the canal at night. Colin Farrell says to Brendan Gleeson out of the side of his mouth: "They all have funny names, don't they?"
From the film The Sandlot. A young boy in pajamas and a 50's haircut puts on a forced smile. sub - "It was salt in an open wound."
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Captain Picard, unconscious, sprawled across the threshold of an open shuttlecraft door. Behind him through a forcefield, open space reveals a smoky wormhole filled with light.
From the show The Simpsons. Mayor Quimby pauses at a set of closed doors, angrily asking his nearby aide "Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?"
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data says to a Starfleet science officer: "I do not believe you have acquired the expertise necessary."
From the film Network. Howard Beale at the news desk in a rain coat. He says "Everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore."
From the film In Bruges. Brendan Gleeson on the phone in a hotel room. sub - "Are you being thick?"
From the film The Fisher King. POV shot as if you are waking up next to Parry smiling in your face. He says "Hi."
From the show Star Trek. Captain Kirk says to Spock "Compton!"
From the show King of the Hill. Ladybird the hound dog looking up at the viewer sadly from a linoleum or tile kitchen floor.
From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Julie Lawry points a rifle into the street from an upstairs window while smiling and shouting "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!"
From the film The Sandlot. Ham looking confrontational at someone off-frame. subs - "That ain't true." "Yeah, it is."
From the show The Venture Bros. A little girl dressed as the statue of liberty and holding a statue of liberty sticks her tongue out at the statue of liberty.
From the film Pizza Movie. Jack and Monty face each other in profile in a rainbow-lit school corridor. subs - "I don't know. Okay, yes." "Great."
From the film The Beach Bum. Moondog rides a bike on an opulent Florida mansion patio while wearing nothing but a speedo and a bong gas mask.
From the show Futurama. The crew sit around watching TV and looking concerned. Fry says "Man, even the news monster's acting weird."
From the film Network. Robert Duvall in a nice suit in an office on a rainy day looking extremely exasperated at whoever just walked through his door.
From the show King of the Hill. Bobby in his bedroom, smiles proudly up at his Dad off-frame who says to him: "It's a much more...rare disease. In your brain."
From the show Battlestar Galactica. With Six's hands on his shoulders, Gaius Baltar says "If we continue on our present course, in eighteen years the human race will simply be extinct."
From the film The Fisher King. Parry holds a sword made of an old truck bumper aloft in his hoarder space, looking triumphant despite inclement circumstances.
From the show It: Welcome to Derry. With a look of anguish on her face in the school cafeteria, Ronnie screams "And I'm sure we both know that's some bullshit!"
From the film Pizza Movie. Lizzy smiles wide as she says "Yeah, those guys fucking blow."
From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Randall Flagg in his demonic form enthusiastically vaults over a bar toward the viewer.
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Tasha Yar in medium-close says "How sad for you. You've lost everything."
From the film Network. Faye Dunaway dismissively says "Joseph Stalin and his merry band of Bolsheviks."
From the show The Kids in the Hall. Kevin McDonald smiles hyperbolically in a red feathery dress as he lunges at the viewer across the top of a black grand piano played by Dave Foley.
From the show King of the Hill. Hank looks at Dale angrily as they sit side-by-side in a diner booth. Dale is holding a lit cigarette and says "But...my rights."
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Kivas Fajo in closeup says "I don't find this amusing. I demand that you behave normally."
From the show Scrubs. A blank white screen from a transition between two scenes with the NBC watermark in the corner. Sub - "JD: I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy."
From the show Futurama. Fry in a dark cave covered in oil. He touches some cave paintings to try and decipher them, causing his hand to burst into flames for some reason. He looks at his hand, concerned.