Longboy Caesar

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I love you so much
Welcome home, buddy.
Griffin
Nero Griffin was diagnosed with leukemia this week. We're choosing to make him comfortable in the time he has left with us.
Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today Why did the news not tell me about this?????
Ohhgh,, youmst caught me in the middle of chumbling..
I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog) My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well
The time has comeb
Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin
I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity
You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st
Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.
You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2
You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too
MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat" Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!
It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats
The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)
Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do)
This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right"
Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading
Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man" Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack
I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland ...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace
It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare
Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it
Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer
It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin"
Ok you guys, I know some's of yous been naugthy this year, so nows the time to come clean and tell the chrimbus goblin all your sins so you can still get on the nice list
Yepsterday I made wizz on this tree. Tobday? It isp a mighty chrimbus tree. This is the TRUE power of chrimbus cheer
The time has come to be jolly
It's decimber so u guys know what that means: nog is legal again
It's officially time to put your chrimbus trees up (unless you kept putting off putting yours away since January, in which case time to get some return on investment)
It is the thabnks of gibing today which means make sure u eat a lot bc you will need to strength to elbow a granny tomorrow at 5 am to get a flat screen tv
This chrimbus crew is crummbing to your town
Doign my sleeps practice so i can dream of more sugar plums dancin in my head. Currently dreaming of a number of sugar plums thats too big for anyone to count(6)
The season of spoopks still lingers, but is no match for a howliday spirit
You guys guess what time it is (hint: it is chrimbus time)
Now that the spooks is over so many gourds habs been kicked to the curb..... heartbreakign
Pizza dawg Dawg wifh da pizza
Ermmm..... he's literally RIGHT behind me, isn't he??
Bonus birfhday pics
I put on the birthday crown And birthday steak i gobble down I eat the steak for turning ten And next year I wills do it again
It is i......... the birfhday boy has arrivéd.......
I habve had enoufh irl scares this month, so tonight i wilb just read a classic halloween book wifh some classic halloween friends : )
This might LOOK like a spooky ghostie behimd me, but its actually an "inflatabble ballon" and there is notheing to be afeared of The blood ghoul behimd me however IS real and you SHOULD fear him greatly
Concocting a mihgty potion,, in honor of the whitches..
Franklin my boy I barely even know you.....
As the month goes on skellyntons will imcrease their size, please be's careful of them
Bony hands umpon mine bony neck
Garnish yuor goodboy so he become a gourd boy
Yuo can tell Franklin and i are dad doggo and skele-son bc we can both make our faces go ": D"
As per skeleton family court law, i amb legally required to take one(1) photo with my skele-son Franklin minimum per hallotween season I amb currently fighting this injustice tooth and nail in court
Oh no is it skellinton time already
The deadlights are back there but I don't feel like witnessin em right now
It's a time for spoops And a time for boops
I amb not in the mood to behold any scary skellumtons today I simply want to be hold(ed)
Shall i drink it?
In a blissful environment
I amb glowing not bc the sun is on me but bc I amb achieving my superb stateb
They had me on the news today