Cat without a K

@longkat.bsky.social

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LARPer, LARP-runner, nerd, possibly a cat. Definitely a tech-powered elf. Absolutely crazy about food.

A closeup of a Ninja-Creami, a machine for making homemade ice cream.
A scoop of vanilla ice cream in a red lacquer bowl topped with a spoonful of rich caramel sauce.
A closeup of me lounging on the couch. My soft grey idiot son of a cat is passed out on my chest with his head smooshed into my neck. I love him.
A black cat surveying a set of stickers, each depicting a cartoon cat with some text: “I am at my fucking limit” “Internal screaming” “Due to personal reasons I shall now be screaming”
A bouquet of fresh garden herbs in a deli container, including sage, marjoram, parsley, and a couple nasturtium flowers
A soft grey cat gently headbonking the side of my face while I try to get dayjob work done
A soft grey cat curled up and fast asleep with his tail over his nose
A closeup of two pan-seared lamb rib chops over herbed rice and sautéed vegetables.
A closeup of a spherical flower bloom from a green onion plant
A vivid crimson rose bloom in a sun-bleached purple pot
A fresh unopened box of the T’au Empire “Twin Lance” models from WH40k.
Two idiots walk into a tavern…. An elf with canid teeth wears a big grey witch hat, a blacked spiked leather chest plate and bracers, soft brown skirted pants, and a blue tunic. Her elbows and hands are bare, and she cheerily brandishes a mug full of delicious fizzy beverage while cracking an awful joke. Her tablemate sports a red and white striped bandana over two small black horns capped in gold. She wears *proper* plate armor, black of course, though she has doffed the gauntlets to enjoy a drink. Her expression is trying to be annoyed but she can’t hide her affection for the implacably cheerful wolf-elf.
A soft grey cat, fast asleep curled up though his paws are going every which way.
A screencap of Aurelia from Arknights. She wears black plate mail adorned with scraps of red cloth and carries a gigantic gun over her shoulder.
A soft grey cat curled asleep on the cough. He has his nose tucked under one paw.
A plate of patatas bravas, made up of crispy diced potatoes topped with a garlic aioli and red salsa brava. Salsa brava is made with tomatoes, chilis, and spices, and blended into a paste.
A bowl full of rice porridge topped with all kinds of tasty pickled goodies.
A cat (Tornado, a soft grey idiot) and a Cat (me) looking at the camera eagerly awaiting dinner time.
Two cats, one grey and one black, curled up together on a black and yellow checkered blanket. Their legs are intertwined and they are very very asleep
A chibi illustration of a LARP character dressed in techwear blacks and combat boots with a pair of tanto at her hip. The character has a friendly smile on her face that is at odds with the slick street-ninja garb she wears. Her shoulder armor bears the text “K124”, serving as a unique identifier of sorts.
A closeup shot of a Tau pathfinder from WH40k, roughly color blocked out in the color scheme of Inazuma from Genshin Impact.
An assortment of Tau Empire infantry from WH40k, having just received their first layer of primer in white scar color.
A soft grey cat asleep and curled up on a soft fluffy blanket. The cat has covered his nose with his paw.
Five Tau Empire drone saucers painted in the color scheme of Inazuma from Genshin Impact: primary lavender, accents dark purple and red, gold highlights
A dinner spread for two: a pot full of unimaginably fluffy white mashed potatoes, a small bowl of rich peppercorn cream sauce, a plate loaded with leek rounds grilled in oil, small bowls burgeoning with fried leek threads, mushrooms, and sautéed leeks, two plates each with half of a perfectly cooked steak.
A soft grey cat nestled in a pile of brown paper looking softly at the camera. He is mostly hidden inside his little paper cave
Four Tau Breachers from WH40k, assembled and ready for paint. The model in the lower left has one foot up on a rock and the right arm raised in a “follow me” gesture.
A soft grey cat asleep with his nose buried in a black and yellow checkered blanket. He has pulled an orange plaid blanket partially over himself for maximum cozy.
A closeup shot of a Tau Empire breacher model from WH40k, freshly assembled and awaiting primer.
Me resting my chin on my arm, looking soft and restful. Tornado, my soft grey idiot of a cat, has worked himself into the small gap between my chin and my chest and made himself cozy in my arms.
Three T’au pathfinders from WH40k, wielding railguns and looking like they’re about to drop the hottest album of the century.
Two cats, one grey, one black, staring off into space considering their life choices after being accused of trying to eat WH40k models
A scattering of assorted Tau army pieces from WH40k, including a Devilfish transport, in various stages of assembly.
A soft grey cat laying contentedly atop a green and orange flannel blanket. His feet are tucked in all proper like, and there is not a single braincell behind his baby blue eyes.
Aldi’s 2025 thanksgiving menu. Whole turkey, chicken broth, cream of mushroom soup, evaporated milk, rolls, marshmallows, green beans, canned pumpkin, shells and cheese, gravy mix, spices and herbs, onions, pie crust, stuffing, whipped topping, carrots, celery, cranberries, sweet potatoes, and russets.
Obligatory LARP bathroom selfie. I’m wearing a soft grey witch/wizard hat that has a crooked point, a blue and grey flannel hooded scarf, and black studded leather armor atop a homemade blue linen tunic. I look very pleased with my situation.
Tornado, a soft grey cat, curled up atop a soft orange blanket. He is very restful, with his tail tucked up under his chin and his head resting on his forepaws. It is very important that everyone know how soft and precious Tornado is, and that his people love him very much.