Jason

@longwall26.bsky.social

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Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com

Larry Linville as Lt. Frank Burns from MASH
Yakko Warner—disheveled and wearing a green robe—looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.
The top of the timpano in a green dutch oven on a black glass stovetop.
A timpano layer of whole boiled eggs and vegetarian meatballs
A timpano. Basically a large, drum-shaped Italian pie. This one is fresh out of the oven, its outer dough stippled with fresh rosemary.
So very tired
A large group of photographers huddle around a single trash can that someone has knocked over and started a small fire inside.
The gang from the movie Ice Pirates
The most horrific doll you have ever imagined
Press F to pay respects
Four models pose for an Alex Mill clothing ad. The copy reads “Sold out immediately — The New York Times.”
Jay Leno delivering a hilarious monologue on the Tonight Show.
The amazon dot com “keep shopping for” reminder. An image shows a baby wearing a curly brown wig.
This is an image of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein freaking the fuck out.
A group of attorneys, ready to sue you and your entire family into the fires of hell
The timballo dough being pressed into a dutch oven.
A timballo just out of the oven.
The crudely drawn snowman from that one terrible Michael Fassbender movie.
A banana lies in wait on a sidewalk
Two cats are cozy together on a sofa cushion.
Charlie Brown and Linus in a Christmas tree lot.
A screenshot of a tweet reading “@GOP blocked you”
Two bad cats sit beside one another on my kitchen counter
Two cats are snuggling. One cat is obviously enjoying it more than the other.