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Kubernetes SIG Security Co-Chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. They/them. Stay punk 🏴 MSP feed info: https://bsky.app/profile/amityf.bsky.social/post/3l3frqadlo32h

Sam Altman looking like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese
*Soccer * Celebration FIRST GAME'S ON US NEW FANS CAN CLAIM 2 FREE TICKETS HOME MATCHUPS JUL 25 AUG 01 LEAGUES CUP — AUG 04 AUG 07 AUG 11 AUG 19 FC DALLAS AUG 29 SEP 09 SEP 19 OCT 10 OCT 17 OCT 28 NOV 07
11 stainless left in stock 6 white left
1261 AQI - Hazardous
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an actual real life cucumber
Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us. 5:31 PM - 4 Jan 2018
Lindsey Graham backs ICE agent, says Minneapolis shooting could've been prevented by 'complying' According to Lindsey Graham, the woman had attempted to strike the ICE officer with her vehicle, prompting a defensive response BY ANJALI MATHUR PUBLISHED JAN 8, 2026
Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar •2h It was a shock this morning to find out that my friend Lindsey Graham has died. He was a man who loved his work, his country, and his family. He didn't have an easy life growing up and to me that explained a lot about him as well as his devotion to his remaining family members including his sister. It also explained his almost kid-like exuberance about his job and the responsibilities he was given (even in his sixties he would get off a plane in a foreign land with a twinkle in his eye and look at me as if to say, can you believe we are actually here and doing this?). Lindsey was loyal to friends and causes. He was willing to work on gnarly issues and take on (at times) political risks for the right reasons. It is fitting that he died shortly after visiting Ukraine, one of those causes he would stand up for through thick and thin. Much will be said in the coming days about his relationships with others—President Trump and John McCain for instance—but what can't be forgotten is the reason why so many people he worked with-from senators to staff—will mourn his loss: Lindsey had a zest for life and the Senate that made you want to get to work on a bill with him or at least debate him. He brought joy to his job.
It was a custom with us, when a horn was blown at an unusual hour, to proceed to the spot promptly to see what was the matter...My wife then went down on her knees, and, drawing her head and body below the range of the window, the horn resting on the sill, blew blast after blast, while the shots poured thick and fast around her. William Parker
gay leather bears being bears
Birria pasta recipe. Legit good-looking
Hamilton Beach upright freezer. Literally just clear drawers all the way down
Ms. Rachel Wikipedia: Rachel Anne Griffin November 30, 1982 (age 43) Biddeford, Maine, U.S. Education: University of Southern Maine New York University
Millions of peaches. Peaches for me
10 minutes ago Aishvarya Kavi Reporting from the National Mall It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall. Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced. One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding, "I think this is baloney."
Dark clouds visibly moving in
CHS Field with freaky-looking clouds over it
(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib -Retired teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"
If Faulkner wrote “Back that Azz up”
Illustration from children’s book: Nipples are normal.
new verifications list on bskycheck.com. Most people have a butterfly next to their name, I have a bird
Peter Thiel looking like someone made a candle version of him and then lit it
the inside of the upcoming LEGO Sagrada Família set. All rainbow stained glass like the real thing. It’s gorgeous
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list
a tiny baby cucumber on a cucumber plant with a yellow flower still growing out of it
me on stage speaking at LDX3 London, June 2026. I’m wearing a vintage Kubernetes shirt and I’m mic’d up and smiling
Tyler the Creator Instagram story: fuck FLOCK fuck the KIDS act fuck WAYMO fuck META GLASSES fuck the whole ADMIN always
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
I will never vote for you in a thousand lifetimes. Take me off your list immediately You have been unsubscribed from texts from Minnesotans for Klobuchar and will no longer receive messages.
(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib -Retired teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"
People’s Pride event map, little dots surrounding Powderhorn Lake noting where things like bathrooms and medics are
an opossum yelling FUCK ICE!
Mamdani and Ms. Rachel mock crying to Wheels on the Bus
1984 U.S. electoral map. Every state is red except Minnesota, a lone island of blue (DC is also blue, but it is not a state)
a very joyful catgirl
very kawaii cat stickers in every Pride flag colorway you can think of
Rosemary Gladstar's Original Fire Cider Recipe Ingredients • 1/2 cup grated horseradish root • 1/2 cup or more chopped onions • 1/4 cup or more chopped garlic • 1/4 cup or more grated ginger • Chopped fresh or dried cayenne pepper "to taste". Can be whole or powdered. "To taste" means should be hot, but not so hot that you can't tolerate it. Better to make it a little milder than too hot; you can always add more pepper later if necessary. • Raw honey • Unpasteurized apple cider vinegar • Optional ingredients: turmeric, echinacea, cinnamon, etc.
Vintage READ library poster featuring Spike Lee reading The Autobiography of Malcolm X
an adorable plushie that looks like the state of Minnesota. It has a heart!
three cannabis plants in a very overcrowded grow tent
a newly pupating Eastern Black Swallowtail caterpillar on a plant stem, just starting to weave a cocoon of silk at the top
Assata Shakur as an older woman laughing
Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit.
the size of the font before I zoomed in for posting purposes. it is in fact quite small
the caterpillar from the original post, different angle
an Eastern Black Swallowtail butterfly as seen from the side, on a flower
a fat neon yellow and black striped caterpillar with orange dots. I don’t know what kind of caterpillar it is but it’s cool-looking and hopefully not harmful to the blueberries
glitter watercolor paint porn
a “fairy house” in an English garden, which is really a sideways piece of a log that has boards nailed to the top of it to represent a roof it’s very weathered now and nature has almost grown all the way over it, but it’s there
ICE agents comedically slipping and sliding on frozen water like clowns, to the tune of “French Mistake” from Blazing Saddles
Szechuan Spice chicken double chili pepper. RIP
SIGNAL SECURITY CHECKLIST BASICS: • Don't send anything you don't want read back to you in court. • Have in-person conversations as often as reasonable. • If you're in a group chat with people you don't know well, assume it is not secure. • If a group member is arrested or their phone is confiscated, notify an admin immediately so they can be removed from chats. • Delete sensitive messages for everybody-this must be done within 24 hours. After that, messages can only be deleted for you, not for others. SETTINGS: ACCOUNTS • Registration lock: ON • CHATS • Generate link previews: OFF • Share contacts with OS: OFF PRIVACY • Phone number: Who can see my number: NOBODY • Set a username for yourself in Settings to make yourself searchable with more privacy • Disappearing messages: set a default time period • Hide screen in App Switcher: ON • Screen lock: ON NOTIFICATIONS • Show: no name or content (super important!) • Screen lock timeout: SHORT • Biometrics: DISABLED (especially during high-risk activity) KEYBOARD • Incognito keyboard: ON (Android only) • Advanced: Always relay calls: ON • PHONE (OS-LEVEL) Passcode: 6-digit minimum (stronger preferred) IMPORTANT REMINDER • Disable cloud backups if possible • Deleting messages reduces risk - it does NOT guarantee deletion if: • Someone screenshots • A device is seized before deletion Signal is a TOOL, not a shield. • Messages are backed up elsewhere
Velotric Breeze ebike in a fetching shade of iridescent lavender, seen in the grass on a sunny day
TikTok video of “POV: you’re on the London Underground” featuring a young Asian guy sitting on the train listening to a series of increasingly silly station names
The British Museum, dark and foreboding under a sunny sky
golden tree sculpture in Hyde Park, London, picturesquely framed by hedges and dramatic-looking clouds
Twins City Connect logo. It’s the state of Minnesota with an aurora, ripples representing a lake, and a sparkle where the Cities are