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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk and idiot. enq:the.lord.arse@gmail.com

​News article headline stating "Count Binface demands Sega bring back its London arcade and make Shenmue 4," featuring a photo of Count Binface posing in front of a building.
TARDIS secondary control room.
Burnham Construction, Inc.
Captain Kirk screaming SPAARG!!!!!
Wayne Rooney drinking wine.
Roy Keane.
Madonna being driven by ex-footballers in a car surrounded by dancers.
Paul Shane singing.
TOSH
Trump drinking a bottle of water like a bellend
Harry Hill.
The Prodigy VHS "Electronic Punks" held in front of a wall of media.
Mark Goodier and some woman.
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo.
Inspiral Cupcakes.
Top of the Pops crowd.
Peter Powell introducing Kenny G.
Woman on a train
Screenshot from HeXen.
Sad Anthony Gordon.
Man being sprayed violently with a powerful hose
Maradona having a drink.
Hand holding a Game Boy Pocket.
Hand holding a yellow Pokemon Game Boy Color.
Screenshot of Donkey Kong on the Game Boy.
A collection of various Game Boy handhelds.
Jacks.
Idiot in a bathtub filled with beans.
Cuchulainn/Haaland.
Sam Neill (1947 - 2026)
Two large, side-by-side stacks of classic Star Wars video game boxes from the 1990s and early 2000s, mostly big-box PC releases, sitting on a carpeted floor. The left stack includes titles such as X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter: Balance of Power, X-Wing Alliance, Rebel Assault, Rebel Assault II, Episode I Racer, Supremacy, Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II, and Force Commander. A small Nintendo 64 box for Shadows of the Empire rests on the very top. The right stack features a Sega Mega Drive 32X box for Star Wars Arcade at the top, followed by Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3D, TIE Fighter, Shadows of the Empire, The Phantom Menace, Yoda Stories, X-Wing Collector's CD-ROM, Dark Forces, Star Wars Monopoly, and Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith. In the background, shelves are filled with colourful rows of "Retro Gamer" magazines and other boxed PC and retro console games.
Fan. Says 21C.
Multiple copies of Brain Training.
Selection of games listed at my eBay store.
Screenshot from Heartland on the ZX Spectrum.
Aphex Twin face on a bikini wearing dancer
Screenshot from Mike Singleton's "Dark Sceptre" on the ZX Spectrum.
BJ Blazkowicz
Bonnie Tyler
Goodyear blimp
Oval Cricket Ground.
BBC News top of the hour countdown snapshot.
DOOM II big box.
​An online marketplace listing for a highly weathered, rusted, and dirty vintage Commodore PET 2001 Series personal computer. The all-in-one unit features a built-in monitor, a "chiclet" style keyboard, and an integrated cassette tape drive, all heavily covered in rust, dust, and debris. Below the image, the listing text reads "PET 2001 Computer Untested" by user "richlowndes", priced at £363.70 with 0 bids and 4 days 22 hours left on the auction.
Post blocked message above Dan's post.
"You can't download physical media"
​A large, white, modern shelving unit with three vertical columns and nine horizontal rows, meticulously filled with a massive collection of vintage and retro media.
Pokemon Silver cartridge.
VHS cassette "Baddiel And Skinner's More Unseen Fantasy Football: Phoenix Tapes" held in front of shelves containing various physical media.
A gourmet dish of escamoles (ant egg sacs) served in a blue bowl. The light-coloured escamoles sit on a bed of rich, dark brown mole or sauce and are topped with fresh green microgreens and thinly sliced white onions.
Bob and Doug Mckenzie drinking beer.
Logo: "1999 TOTP IS CRAP"
Instruction manual for "Combat Lynx". Picture is an almost sepia coloured wooded field with a tank on the ground and helicopter in the sky. Above is the text "BBC-B / ELECTRON"
Bombay Bicycle Club - Evening.
PC.
Nothing to see here, folks. It's literally just black.
Scanty Sandwich.
Just black.
Game Boy games.