Criss 🏳️‍🌈

@lordimmunitas.bsky.social

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Hold both hands right over my eyes Deafen me with music

Me. Rainbow makeup. Glitter beard.
A man in a car wearing dark glasses and white t-shirt with a blue and white shirt over it. He's already drank s bottle of prosecco to himself so is looking wonky
Me Scotland top saltire on face.
A man wearing black sunglasses and a black hoody with newly cut dark hair
Erika Vikman, blond, wearing sunglasses looking stunning walks along a sunny street singing
A black lab with a purple collar sits on a green field, it's very sunny.
A man with a black lab sit Infront of a cloudy sky
Archie refusing to walk. Black white and gold dog locking in on a path and refusing to walk.
A very gorgeous black white and gold dog, chilling ona sofa.
Two folded pancakes with toppings of banana, biscoff sauce and crumbled biscoffs on a white plate.
A small brown and gold dog poses beside a fallen tree on a ground covered in leaves. His fur almost makes him camouflaged.
Homer from the Simpsons in a doctor's office with an edited caption the reads "Hmm unleash my killing power, eh?"
A screenshot from a Holiday group asking "what's best to cahsbor card I am a believer that cash is king. With a weird space before the question mark.
A screenshot from LinkedIn stating that applicants to a job must be not only commutable to Newbury Manchester or Edinburgh but they should also be passionate about being in the office 2-3 times a week. Which is totally normal and not at all unhinged.
A very saturated colour picture of a man on sitting on a leather sofa wearing black heel glasses. He has a dark beard and a large forehead.
Me in a pub, already looking quite drunk.
2 alligators chilling on a river bank in the sun.
A discarded table on the side of the road. It still has life left in it, god dammit, and has 2 drawers and some light water damage.
A marble fountain with a blue sky and pretty white buildings behind.
A screenshot from FB group for the Canarian resort town Playa Blanca, showing a person asking if hotel rooms are 2 single beds together but not specifically which hotel they're staying in.
Drunk white man. Gray sofa.
Dug crashed on my legs.
Dog asleep on my feet
A smiling man sits with a border collie, the collie looks upwards.
As till from the Simpsons. Honer and Mr Burns stand Infront of some monkeys. The text read "It was the blurst of times?, you stupid monkey"
Me, drunk, messy hair.
A bunch of people standing on stairs, a lodge type background behind them. Everyone is smiling. The women have ginger, blue and bright red hair.
Pink face pink blazer and a silver Christmas hat
An arm with a tattoo of swirling patterns.
A man wearing a black t-shirt is on a grey couch. He's drunk.
A box of benylin day and night tablets fir cold and flu relief.
Ralph the wonder dog stares into your very soul.
Me with a dog getting way to close to my face.
Dan from Bastille dancing in a crowd
3 pink stripes over a stage
Nike Shinoda Inna suit smiling
A man with messy hair and round glasses. He's tired.
Wee Ralphy having a chill.
A vampire commands a laptop to arise. A man looks on bemused.
A wee dachshund wrapped up in his special blanket.
Blowup Halloween decorations. One is a ghost holding a banner saying BOO! And the other is 3 pumpkins, orange, like a snowman of pumpkins.
A wee dachshund with his front paws on a grey sofa.
Earthquake notification showing we just had a 4.8 quake
A bag of nuts called Tasty Nat Nut
A very rainy garden in Greece with a grey sky a over it.
A screenshot of a text alert from the Greek government telling us to be aware of extreme storms
A lamp on a table with a pool and desk chairs at night with a dusky nighttime sky.
A wee cake with a happy birthday topper on it.
Dead Duolingo owl
The Duolingo owl looking all cutesy after stressing me out. I have a 1296 day streak and he says he'll see me later, menacingly.
Michelle McManus on drag race.
A wee white dog asleep on a sofa.
The race of regret in a Scotland rugby top.
A wet man with a greenish top on and messed up hair.
Sassy the wonder lab.
Sassy. Help mamma shweetie.
Sassy the black lab cross
Disco stu does stonks
Pumba with his head in some leaves. As is his right.
Pumba the Mighty Pug-Man