TDM

@lordoftays.bsky.social

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They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny

A fem-presenting person laying in a green hammock in the woods, smiling and showing a peace sign. There’s a tattoo on their wrist that says “cunt”.
The steering wheel and dashboard of an old Toyota RAV4. The hazards and all indicator lights are on, and through the windshield you can see that the vehicle is sitting in the median of a tunnel on the freeway.
The man taking a stand at a town hall painting
Three images of f1 driver Charles Leclerc sitting in the grass looking depressed edited together
Zoomed in blurry photo of a passport photo
A video of a dog very gently eating a small birthday cake meant for dogs.
A black German shepherd mix dog laying on the front of a paddle board on the lake, wearing a red and orange life jacket and looking at the camera.
Screenshot of the original post with a push notification banner alerting of a fire in the marina
Tweet that reads: “Andrew YangA o @AndrewYang Imagine an Independent '28 presidential primary with Mark Cuban, Jamie Dimon, Matthew McConaughey, Dean Phillips, Oprah, Stephen A Smith, Greg Orman and others - and you could vote in the primary on your smartphone. There is nothing stopping us from doing this. @Fwd_Party 3:41 PM • Jun 5, 2025 • 889K Views”
Mirror selfie of a feminine person in a bathroom mirror with pink lights
An all black German shepherd mix dog laying on her owner’s leg and making an incredibly chaotic silly face.
Black German shepherd mix puppy belly up chewing on a stuffed octopus
Comic panel of batman breaking a rifle over his knee with the quote “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
Screenshot of lyrics from the chorus of Lisa’s song elastigirl
Black German shepherd mix puppy
A large black German shepherd mix puppy playing with a maroon colored octopus stuffed animal. She’s biting one of the tentacles and whipping it around with her head.
Video of a feminine presenting person in their car speaking to the camera, their black German shepherd mix dog is also visible in the back seat.
Large puppy sitting in a person’s lap
A person’s feet with black socks that say “bad badtz-maru” on them with the badtz-maru Sanrio character (a vaguely annoyed looking penguin), and a star at the top of each sock.
All black German shepherd mix dog laying on the ground. One of her ears is standing fully straight and the other is a little floppy. She’s wearing a name tag on her collar that’s shaped like a flower and says RANNI.
Screenshot of TikTok search page. The phrase “Trump rigged election” has been typed into the search bar, and the page says “no results found. This phrase may be associated with behavior or content that violates our guidelines. Promoting a safe and positive experience is TikTok’s top priority.”
Screenshot of the hinge “send like” screen, Taylor is sending a like to Sergey with a message that says “wow what a great picture omg who took it”
All black German shepherd mix puppy with her face resting in her owner’s hand. She’s quite small with both ears still floppy.
All black German Shepherd mix puppy with two ears standing up. She is looking up at the camera, and laying on a reddish-orange bath mat surrounded by her toys.
A black German shepherd mix puppy cuddling into a person’s lap
A person holding a small beagle terrier mix dog. They are both staring off into the distance.
Picture of a tattoo on the inner wrist that says “cunt” in a gothic font. There is a cheesy light purple background with neon hearts.
Instax picture of a person making a weird face too close to the camera and tinted completely red
Poster with the McLaren F1 car, drivers Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri in their racing gear, and text stating “constructors’ fia formula one world champion McLaren”
Fem presenting person with curly black hair and short bangs, around mid forehead but it’s a big forehead.
Fem presenting person wearing a green long sleeve shirt and glasses, posing with a peace sign. There’s a dark beer on the table in front of them.
Fem presenting person wearing a beanie and a leather jacket, sipping a beer with a beagle-terrier mix dog in their lap.
Refrigerator door, but the butter cabinet is full of various types of camera film
Picture of a dog laying their head across the land cards of a magic the gathering game
Person hugging a dog
Selfie of fem-presenting person making a peace sign to the camera. They are wearing glasses and a leather jacket with an “I Voted” sticker.
Screenshot of Jeff Bezos’s opinion piece on The Washington Post that reads: Presidential endorsements do nothing to tip the scales of an election. No undecided voters in Pennsylvania are going to say, "I'm going with Newspaper A's endorsement." None. What presidential endorsements actually do is create a perception of bias. A perception of non-independence. Ending them is a principled decision, and it's the right one. Eugene Meyer, publisher of The Washington Post from 1933 to 1946, thought the same, and he was right. By itself, declining to endorse presidential candidates is not enough to move us very far up the trust scale, but it's a meaningful step in the right direction. I wish we had made the change earlier than we did, in a moment further from the election and the emotions around it. That was inadequate planning, and not some intentional strategy.
A person’s hands against a floral backdrop. There is a small black oval tattoo on each middle and ring finger between the first and second knuckles, and a large black circle tattoo on the wrist bone of the left hand.
Wet paw prints on a pair of terracotta colored pants
Selfie of femme-presenting person with curly hair, winking and holding up a peace sign. They are wearing a white T-shirt with a large Levi’s logo.
Group text message screenshot with phone numbers censored Sender 1: Taylor moved out (but forgot to pay his rent?) Sender 2: Looks that way. Sender 1: Classy. Recipient: Uhhhh Did y’all forget you added me to the chat or did you mean to send that to me? Anyway, I haven’t forgotten, but there were some mixups on my end. It’ll be in the mail with the keys 👍 Sender 2: Yes. You were meant to be included as rent hasn’t been paid and is now late. Recipient: Just making sure the talking about me in the third person and the classy comment were meant to be sent to me. Seemed a bit odd.
Picture of four eggs, one has been cracked open and is barely cooked at all, very gooey.
Fem presenting person making a stupid face at the camera in a Twilight T-shirt
Quote tweet by Twitter user mattxiv of a picture of Taylor Swift hugging Brittany Mahomes that reads “I don’t expect a billionaire to lead the revolution or anything I’m just confused as to why one would make a movie about standing up for what’s right at any cost only to literally never stand for anything again”
Screenshot of an email from LiveHealth Online that says “get a personalized weight management plan”
Mossy trees and dirt during golden hour
Three people sitting on a couch blowing party streamers wearing multiple party hats and looking kind of sad. The party decorations in the background are falling off the wall.
Selfie of dem-presenting person in a beige hoodie in the front seat of a car and a small dog in the back seat of a car