Lord Omlette of New Jersey

@lordomlette.bsky.social

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Statesman at large. I only read books about space marines. He/Him. (o)_O Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit Weehawken

Screenshot of the NJ Transit app showing an error "We were unable to process your request at this time" when trying to view bus stop details for Port Authority Bus Terminal.
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Colson Whitehead quotes The New Yorker assuming the AI did its job and hit send without checking it: "The author name reads her short story"
NEW JERSEY MENTIONED! (but not in a great way, which is the joke)
Bluesky helpfully telling us "We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos [sic]"
Unit cards for Cathay & Ogre factions are shown, with placeholder art for nan-gau grenadiers and gnoblar flingers. The placeholders are highlighted garishly pink with hilarious stick figure drawings, which fits exactly what rajio was saying about PH art
@aqib_shirazi says "You can’t move global oil supply with 100,000 trucks everyday. But a temporary pipeline corridor makes far more sense. Here is the solution (Figures are imaginary can vary from actual ones)" The diagram makes it claer this can be built in only 2 months for only $150 million. Concept and analysis both by @aqib_shirazi. Must credit @aqib_shirazi
18 Senate Dems, including Sheldon "if Jeffrey Epstein's closest friend says this guy is OK then by golly he must be OK" Whitehouse, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Mark "if a Jeffrey Epstein's closest friend says this guy is OK then by golly he must be OK" Warner, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Elissa Slotkin, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Republicans did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Jeanne Shaheen, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Adam "Shifty" Schiff, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Jacky Rosen, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Jack Reed, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make where they pretend to disagree with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Gary Peters, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make complaining about or disagreeing with something Trump did are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Angus King, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about "finding common ground" are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Mark "The Coward" Kelly, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump and/or Trump's agenda are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Hirono, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump and/or Trump's agenda are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Heinrich, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump and/or Trump's agenda are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Hassan, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about the importance of voting are horseshit for Americans they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Baldwin, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump and/or Trump's agenda are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Baldwin, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump and/or Trump's agenda are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
18 Senate Dems, including Senator Coons, just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director, so any tweets they make about opposing Trump are horseshit for voters they think are gullible idiots.
Voters hold negative views of AI. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran
Quartered in top-secret armored underground bunkers, deep beneath the army chaplains assistant school at Fort Wadsworth, NEW JERSEY, is the most fearsome rapid deployment team of all! From GI Joe Real American Hero #2
From Encyclopedia Britannica, not Wikipedia: Battle of Leuctra, battle fought on July 6, 371 bce, in Boeotia, Greece, that made Thebes the leading military power among the Greek city-states, ending the long dominance of Sparta. The battle also marked a revolutionary advance in battlefield tactics and demonstrated the effectiveness of homosexuality as a form of bonding for elite troops.
Olson, Doescher, and Sinnott suspect the origin of the fatal iceberg in the Jakobshavn Glacier near Disko Bay on Greenland's west coast.
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In firefox, go to about:config, search for browser.ml, and then just set every boolean to false. For any string values, I replace whatever's there with "fuck you"
Zoom Workplace update: a new update is available! Current version: 6.6.0. Now available: 6.6.6
it's supposed to be the american flag but with trans colors, I'm not good with paint.net
If you can't read this, don't worry, you're doing fine. Have a nice day
Klingon Empire emblem according to wikipedia
Drew McIntyre posting on Twitter about being stuck in an endless cycle of suffering builds character
My latest mod for Total War: Warhammer 3, Derplomatic Offers, is currently #1 most popular workshop item in the last week
Private Cooper from Dog Soldiers saying "I'll take the underdogs anytime"
JUST WALK OUT you can leave!!! work social thing movies home class dentist clothes shoppi DA SHARE ZO too fancy weed store cops if your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit
Corrupted Forest is a 9-hole course in Golf With Your Friends and I somehow got 1st place and that's not saying much
based waow meme but the loser is complaining that comrade zohran stole a table
Leann Vance (R) got 898 votes (64%). Keenon Walker (D) and Joe Henry Wiley Sr got 266 and 221 votes respectively
Ileana Garza-Rojas has won her re-election to school board for Carrollton-Farmers Branch Independent School District, and Elizabeth Villafranca has also won her race for Farmers Branch City Council! In her first term, Garza-Rojas secured free breakfasts for students, obtained a pay increase for teachers, and helped strengthen the separation of church and state. She won in a landslide, and Villafranca flipped a MAGA seat by a healthy margin! These local races make a big difference in residents' everyday lives.
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President Trump's inaugural address was a misleading assessment (sic) of the U.S. It has a growing economy, falling inflation, slowing illegal immigration, a record-breaking stock market, the lowest levels of violent crime in years and a military that has limited engagement in conflicts around the world.
Cathayan alchemist takes note of unusually large rodent uncovered by peasant spear lady
Honestly, after years of having to listen to “Democrat Party” from the right/GOP, Dems and liberals ought to refer incessantly to “President Musk” just to drive you-know-who bonkers. Just like the “weird” thing drove them bonkers. -Thomas Schaller @schaller67
Skink Priestess Lumi ponders her orb
Balequint Marzqueek, an enemy Warlock Engineer belonging to Clan Skryre, has wounded Agent Jimmy Human in Magritta, Estalia, in an assassination attempt!
We just got water in Asheville, 19 days after Hurricane Helene. It’s brown and you can’t drink it yet, but once the impurities are flushed out it will be fine. The city has done an amazing job repairing catastrophic damage. Pipes 30-40 feet underground were destroyed. -John Reinan @johnnyasheville
Unfortunately, this is not a photo of me flipping off DJT, but you can imagine it is
Title of article recently linked in the LV426 subreddit: ‘Alien: Romulus’ Bursting Out Globally, Now Poised For $100M WW Opening My reaction: Weyland-Wutani
FT infographic claiming America's roads are now (2020-ish) more dangerous than Russia's
Last page of Aliens: Colonial Marines #1
IDnotify sent multiple notifications that my SSN was found in a data dump
Picture of me telling a spam bot to "Fuck off" and that gets it to unsubscribe
Kai vs Mom in one-dimensional pong in the 3M Tinker's Room in Amazeum in Bentonville, AR
Veteran author Ben Counter, best known for his Black Library novels, returns to tell the next chapter of the Mechanicus saga. Atone for past failures as Faustinius in his ongoing war against the ancient Necron species, and follow the inexorable rise of Vargard Nefershah as she seeks to reclaim the dynasty’s crownworld from the Adeptus Mechanicus.
More surprising, Pettit found that the shelf's underside—a place that human eyes had never seen—looked strangely ordered, as if it had somehow been sculpted intentionally. The underside was corrugated with a series of trenches that ran perpendicular to the direction of ice flow, like waves offshore from a beach. Each trench was 500 to 700 meters wide and cut as far as 50 meters up into the ice, the height of a 12-story building. "These things are huge," Pettit told me. Oddest of all, the trench walls weren't smooth, as one might expect of melting ice. They were stair-stepped terraces, with a series of vertical walls each five to eight meters tall, like the sides of an open-pit mine. "We don't know what these stepped things are," she said.
A runesmith is holding an umbrella to protect his boss from Warp Lightning
Princeps Hekate: ... time and hope are BOTH as good as lost. This may be my FINAL order, so TRY to obey it: Give. Me. POWER.