Lord Sedge of Sedgley

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Paediatrician. Dad. Mister. Pterry, coffee and humour. Runner. Dog-walker. Christian.

Magnum "Pistache" ice cream
A mighty pirate
The gluten free offering in a hotel breakfast - a small round table with a single bowl of gluten free rice crispies
My screenshot bragging about completing the NYT mini crossword in 17 seconds, about 8 seconds better than my previous best
Tuchel urges parents to let kids stay up for England game - BBC headline
Liz Marder with Steve Turner
Bisto-faced racist gurns at the camera
The Paedo formerly known as Prince
World's Most Ignored Dog?™️
The "wackaging" box a plant came in. It says "Go eazy, Live plants on tour, Straight outta Compost"
Spiderman looking poorly in a hospital bed
BBC headline: Getaway driver in arson attack "didn't want to break 20mph limit"
Another desperate Tory fleeing a sinking ship.
A red poster which says "Jesus said" at the top. We can't see the rest as a sign has been placed over adding "Rail Replacement Bus Services to all destinations THIS WAY". It seems unlikely this is a bible verse.
Photo of the Bob Mortimer book "The Long Shoe"
Lovely Xmas tree in a bay window
Screenshot of the King and Queen, with the text "The king - standing on the left"
Classic cartoon about climate denial and making the world better
Quote from BBC article: Scientists have linked a small number of them to serious harms, such as infertility and cancer. Any level of PFAS above 2ng (nanograms) per millilitre of blood is considered to bring health risks, according to Dr Sabine Donnai, a specialist in preventative healthcare. She has never met anyone without at least some PFAS in their bloodstream. My result was 9.8ng per millilitre. Dr Donnai delivered the news very gently - but it still hit me hard. The forever chemicals in my blood would "most likely" have an impact on my health, she told me.
Couple who make £100,000 a year complaining about how much money they have
Fish, covered in a boatload of fresh, v spicy chopped chilli
Mac the dog, watching Amy Gledhill
Photo of those total lemons (WHU fans) who got mercilessly trolled for their mediaeval weaponry, and in one case, just his dodgy keks
Daisy Wooton: "Do you want to go to the pub" Esther de Groot: "That is all I want"
Picture of Holly from iconic TV series Red Dwarf (portrayed by Norman Lovett in this instance). Tommy Robinson/Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is a Nazi moron
Hugh Jackman gurns at the camera whilst typing, surrounded by an array of retro tech
A picture of purest crystal meth, disguised as Co-op Sea Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar crisps
Classic synthesiser - Jupiter 8
A photo of the novel Life After Life, by Kate Atkinson
Classic 80s hair, classic 80s colours Stylish 4yo kid 😎
Mac the border collie looks at the camera
Cheers, points, winks. Nice work.
Me holding a copy of The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley
A broken microwave in a coffee shop. There's a sign on it which says "BROKEN. Don't use. Clearly it's bust"
Picture of Kate Atkinson's book: Death at the Sign of the Rook
Showing a script from Red Dwarf's Gunmen of the Apocalypse: RIMMER: You took your time. Where've you been? LISTER: I was in the AR machine. RIMMER: Again?? LISTER: What'd you mean again? RIMMER: Everyone knows you only use the AR machine to have sex. LISTER: That is not true. RIMMER: Yes, true. It's pathetic watching you grind away day after day. It's like a dog that's missing its master's leg. That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetime guarantee, you've worn it out in nearly three weeks.
A Banaman comic from this week's Beano
Donald Trump stands next to a giant rabbit on the balcony of the White House and gives an incoherent tribute to Pope Francis
Screenshot of BBC News article which says: Army experts called in over Birmingham bin strike
Hans Gruber, principal antagonist in Die Hard, peers through the blinds and utters the immortal words "HIT IT AGAIN"
One shoe off, one shoe on! The green sock has dogs on
Cool kid wears cool sunglasses. Pink is involved.
Mac, aged 8 weeks
World's cutest dog. Mac, a border collie, aged 8 weeks. He has expressive brown eyebrows.
The road to Auschwitz
The best dog
The bestest dog
This is Mac. He is a very very very very very good boy. Will herd you.