Chris Lawrence

@lordsutch.com

570 Followers 576 Following

Professor, suburban homeowner, EV driver, all-around troublemaker. Views expressed unlikely to be shared by my employer.

"Marked Safe From A 66.7% Chance of Eating Fentanyl-Laced Pancakes at Cracker Barrel Today" meme.
Shadeur Sanders in front of Ronan Farrow's MSNBC set.
Crazy grandpa has props.
Chocolate Tuxedo Cake
Bacon cheese Whataburger, onion rings, and white chocolate peppermint shake.
Chart showing the change in average weekly wages among all employed workers, adjusted for inflation, from 2020–24. The national average is -7%.
Pretzels
Electric Universal Studios Orlando branded transit bus at Buc-ee's in Leeds, Alabama.
Primary Colors movie poster.
Long Shot movie poster.
Welcome to Mooseport movie poster.
"24002°F Sunny"
Obligatory Anakin/Padme meme.
Georgia Department of Labor statement on the passing of Commissioner Bruce Thompson.