Loree (it rhymes with Marie)

@loreemonkey.bsky.social

282 Followers 279 Following

Queer fat disabled neurodivergent polyamorous antiracist antifascist antiwar nonbinary they/them gender goblin disaster bisexual ex-Texan in the Coast Salish PNW. I’ve been doing social media wrong since before it was invented!

A windblown and smiling person with sunglasses and bright pink hair in the foreground and a line of wind turbines in the background. The surrounding terrain is semi arid steppe, brown and very dry. The sky is sunny with clouds in the far distance. Photo taken at the top of Whiskey Dick Ridge. (I did not make this up, this is a real place, that is its actual name, my company has named a facility after it, and I struggle to keep a straight face and not die laughing every time we talk about it in meetings.)
A tan colored pitbull with a white spot on her nose lays on a round dog bed while a small stuffed Christmas-themed bear leans against her face. In the background is a densely loaded bookshelf, and surrounding the dog bed is the kind of white carpeting that loudly screams “The previous owners of this house had zero interest in either children or pets!”
A small black and tan dog in a jumbled mass of body pillows and bed linens anxiously side-eyes the person behind the camera because she’s afraid they’re about to do the unforgivable crime of leaving the room without the dog.
Photo of a large group of raccoons taken at night. A flash was used, so dozens of eyes in stare from the background. Superimposed over the image in all caps are the words: Death is coming Eat trash Be free
Partial front page of The Onion print issue for June 2025, Vol. 61, issue 25, with a sidebar column article reading “Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch”
A person wearing a black tank top with colorful graffiti-style text reading “Chinga la Migra” (Spanish slang for “Fuck the immigration police”)
Screenshot of a text message from +63 964 109 2713 which reads: Seattle Department of Motor Vehicles (BMV) Final Notice: Enforcement Penalties Begin on June 26. Our records show that as of today, you still have an outstanding traffic ticket. In accordance with Seattle Administrative Code 15C-16.003, if you do not complete payment by June25, 2025, we will take the following actions: 1. Report to the DMV violation database 2. Suspend your vehicle registration starting June 26 3. Suspend driving privileges for 30 days 4. Transfer to a toll booth and charge a 35% service fee 5. You may be prosecuted and your credit score will be affected Pay Now:
Closeup of a maroon T-shirt with white 1980s style font reading “I survived Reagan for this?”
A pale nonbinary femme with short greying hair and dramatic red lipstick, smiling up at something in the distance. They’re wearing purple cateye glasses, a round blue pendant, and a tank dress printed with bats in Trans Pride colors. Out of focus in the background is a blue hydrangea bush.
Photo of the Salish Sea taken while westbound on the Mukilteo-Clinton ferry. The weather is cloudy, grey, and drizzly. In the distance is another ferry, and in the background is Hat Island, aka Gedney Island, also known as č̓əč̓əsəliʔ in Lushootseed.
A femme-bodied person wearing a heathered pink T-shirt with star spangled red and white print reading CHINGA TU MAGA (Spanish for “Fuck you MAGA”) Shirt is from the Latina-owned shop Not Your Merch - https://linktr.ee/NotYourMerch
A Manila envelope with obscured addressee information. The name of the sender is not listed, and the label is marked “For the exclusive use of addressee only.” You know, like scammers do when they want you to think you’re getting Important Government Mail?
A screenshot of an Apple mail inbox on iPhone that has a completely blank navigation bar
A screenshot of the Apple help page reading: 1. Go to the mail app on your iPhone 2. To organize your mailboxes, tap < in the upper left corner until you see mailbox
A snowy deck with lake and trees in the background. The sun is trying to peek through thin cloud cover.
A cross-stitch sampler in blue on white reading “You miss 100% of the Nazis you don’t punch.”
A screenshot of the Carrot weather app showing a night sky and wooded hills in shades of purple. The temperature is 30 Fahrenheit, feels 27. The text reads “You’re just checking the weather because you can’t go on TikTok anymore.”
The interior of a card reading “Wishing you Christmas cheer” and personalized with a handwritten “Merry Christmas!” plus the sender’s name (Brian?), and a paw print stamp
A screenshot of the Accessibility Settings page with the “Require alt text before posting” toggle in the on position
A maroon t-shirt that reads “I survived Reagan for this?” in a white 80s-style font, purchased from nerdykeppie.com aka ithaspockets.gay
The Beetato is a hybrid of a bumblebee and a potato. This example is a tan and brown striped potato with a tiny wings on top, a stinger over its wee butt, a tongue blep, and not a single thought behind its glossy black eyes. Artist credit goes to Meg of https://megsmashables.com
Antisemitic human garbage fire Stephen Miller slouches in a chair with his chin on his fist, showing the world just how punchable his face can be, as if he’s telling us all, “Aim right here, kiddies! Your grandpas and great-grandpas all signed up to punch Nazis, and now it’s your turn!”
A Rainbow Ranger T-shirt with an I Voted sticker over the central figure’s face. The figure’s belt buckle reads Yee-Haw Fuck the Law.
Text message from Innocence Project from Tuesday September 24, 9:22 am Pacific time: BREAKING: Missouri Governor Denies Clemency to Marcellus Williams Yesterday evening, Missouri Gov. Parson denied Marcellus Williams' appeal for clemency, who is scheduled to be executed today, Sept. 24, at 6 p.m. CST. The governor’s decision ignores the widespread support for clemency based on serious doubts about the integrity of Marcellus’ conviction and death sentence. More than 1,400,000 concerned citizens petitioned Gov. Parson to commute his death sentence. Marcellus' legal team is still in active litigation with the U.S. Supreme Court. Please continue to share Marcellus’ case and watch our website for updates: stv.fm/58fxib Thank you for fighting alongside us and Marcellus. — Innocence Project Team Stop2End
A fluffy black and white spotted border collie / Australian shepherd mix laying on a grey carpet. Almost the entire length of her left rear leg appears to be protruding out of the right side of her abdomen.
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman (circa 1975) lifting what appears to be a telephone pole over her head, hillside and scrub brush in the background.
Suspected scammer or bot account ronny williams dot bsky dot social
Screenshot of WSDOT Good to Go login page: Scam alert: Good To Go! will not request any payments on any website but MyGoodToGo.Com. Do not click unknown links in emails or text. If you got a text saying you owe a specific dollar amount such as $6.67, you do not need to pay or call us - it is a scam text Welcome to Good To Go! The cheapest, easiest way to pay tolls in Washington State.
A black, tan, and white dog with pointy ears laying over the arm of a grey couch and staring alertly at something extremely dangerous - perhaps a bird on a fence 500 feet away, or a leaf that had the audacity to fall on the deck?
A selfie of a person in rainbow sunglasses and a red shirt with QUEER RAGE in black print. Sunglasses are from Zenni, shirt is from @edidin.bsky.social
A bright full moon rises over a snow-topped volcano at night, evergreen trees and a lake in the foreground
A smiling person standing in the sunlight with closed eyes. They have extremely bright red curly hair and are wearing a red shirt, rectangular glasses, and rainbow eye shadow. A view of Seattle 2019 Pride’s staging area is in the background.
Screenshot of the suspicious user account @johnnyrodriguez.bsky.social. Banner photo reads CYBER-SECURITY CYBER-INSECURITY NEW FRONTIERS IN WAR.
Aurora, trees, house, streetlight reflection in the window
Pink Aurora streaks visible over trees and a brightly lit house and street
Aurora borealis seen through trees
A crow stands on a white railing above two wooden tables, one holding a stainless steel water dish and the other holding a square blue plate with bits of food scattered atop and around it. A window frame and the edge of a deck chair are in the foreground, a flowering magnolia tree is in the background.
Sunrise over a still lake surrounded by trees and houses. Mt. Rainier is faintly visible in the distance.
A long slender curved stick resting on light brown decking
A square green plate with pistachios in the upper right corner, peanuts in the lower left, and the rest covered in crumbles of multigrain bread and a random scattering of seeds
A square yellow plate with a small pile of food in each corner. Clockwise from upper right: peanuts, crumbled saltine crackers, granola, and more crackers.
A black and tan dog sitting on a white carpet, an empty paper towel tube balanced on her nose to obscure her eyes
A medium-sized black, tan, and white dog lounges on a grey sofa with front paws draped over the arm.
A medium sized black dog curled up on a grey couch after having aggressively/enthusiastically laid down on the thigh of the human sitting there
An albino corn snake exploring its habitat while in the early stages of shedding
A small black and tan dog in a nest of blankets, sleeping with one eye open
A lake with a mostly-sunken dock with small areas that are barely visible above the surface of the water.
Photo of a lake on a cloudy day. Patio furniture and balcony in the foreground, lake is surrounded by houses and evergreen trees.
Close up photo of a cup bearing the Wendy’s restaurant logo
Text conversation between two people. Person 1: Already naked, turned up the heat, might have candy for dinner Person 2: Yessssss! Go FULL GOBLIN
A photo of a person with extremely dilated pupils