Lauren Jordan

@loremjay.bsky.social

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producer & developer for a sustainability-first circular creative industry 🌎 NC CHI CA https://laurenjordan.art she/they

Y2K robo dog toy
A hand displaying an open pea pod with a singular but perfect pea inside.
Six large round plastic capsules are arranged on a table. The capsules are the kind you’d get a surprise toy inside, like a kinder surprise or an Easter egg. Half of each capsule has been painted bright red. They are all shiny and glossy.
5-9pm: catch up on hourlies (or try to with a cat in my lap) and work on custom safety with 8 pockets! (Stab my fingies a million times tho...)
2-3pm: clean up the kitchen. Prep food for the week: carrot sticks, hard boiled eggs, shredded parm, freeze brown bananas. 3-4pm: eat food: strawberry banana smoothie, chip & bean dip. Watch the new apothecary diaries.
12 - 1am: fall asleep to anime (Hunter x Hunter.) Text cat pics to my partner Chris. 9-8am: awakened by cats. Put on cozy house slippers. Get coffee.
Screenshot of tweet that reads “the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers”
Screenshot of ad for nibble app, “like Duolingo, but for logic”
Four pairs of pants on the floor, arranged so their waistbands form an arc around the photographer, who has their hand up in a thumbs up. Each pant is a different color, and each has a different contrast pattern fabric for the pockets. Text on the image reads “pants… waiting on elastic restock for the teal ones”
Close up of a contrast pocket sewn into a pair of pink pants. The pocket is a mustard yellow tone with a delicate pattern of tiny pink flowers and teal vines. A hand shows the detail of the pocket. The recorder is laughing while saying “I sewed this beautiful pocket… but accidentally sewed it into the ass. …It’s an ass pocket.”
A huge bald eagle nest at the top of a tree in St Simon’s Georgia!
A sleepy bumblebee on the golden center of a bright pink cosmo flower!
Illustration spread of a pocket-sized fairy tale book by Jan Pienkowski. Depicted is Cinderella trying on the glass slipper, in silhouette against a colorful stained glass background. A illustrated vine extends from the illustration into the book’s text to bring cohesion to the spread.
Three reclaimed glass jars of different sizes and shapes painted with pansies, tulips, and blue bonnets.
A huge tree fallen on top of a wooden shed, a causality of hurricane Helene!
A large pink and green mantis on a window screen with greenery visible in the background of the screen. A sharp shadow is cast by the mantis onto the screen highlighting its thin legs!
An inch-long bright white yellow and black striped baby caterpillar with long black antennae nibbling on bright green milkweed leaves!
a copy of a zine with part of the title blocked so it reads “how to be trans: a beginner’s” (guide implied.)
Two yarn art pieces on plastic canvas. The first reads “Spring” and shows yellow daffodils against light green and blue. The second reads “Fall” and shows pumpkins in shades of orange against shades green of green. Each piece features Americana quilt square motifs in borders on either side of the room plants and a checkered motif along the bottom.
Screenshot of a YouTube playlist titled “One Year Sustainability Challenge (1YSC)” with video thumbnails featuring a cartoon illustration of Lauren Jordan (the poster) in each.
A sketch of a baby dear galloping away from the viewer, its face turned so you cannot see it.
Ellie from Borderlands 2.
Hera from Star Wars Rebels
A traditional collapsible wooden loom tucked under a blanket in a truck bed.
Loose painterly portait of a long haired cat in shades of purple, teal, and lime green on a large canvas positioned on a wooden tabletop easel.
hard boiled egg that had a hole in the shell and the yolk oozed out like velveeta cheese
Bell pepper plant growing inside a green house
Selfie taken in the passenger seat of a car, the sun streaming in to slightly obscure the photo-taker. They wear glasses and all-pink makeup.
Petite fluffy white and grey/brown cat sits upon a soft yellow orange chair covered in a pattern of fruits and flowers.
Photograph of myself with an orange sweater around my face.
Closeup of a stove lot full of spaghettio pasta, meatballs, tomato sauce, and shreds of fresh basil. A wooden spoon stirs the pot to bring ingredients closer to the camera’s focus.