The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 14d Cat claims she spoke with her old friend Mitch McConnell yesterday and he said that all cats in America should get a free case of catnip every month. Also, he wants the government to fund animal shelters in every city.
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Sorry, but that sounds like a lot less than 20 minutes conversation. Are you sure?
Spoke to him 20 minutes ago
Don't forget to save the turtles !! 🐢
Cat is 100% right! I’m with cat! 😹😻
Lemme guess, 20 meownutes?
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Another cat also spoke with her old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He said he wants TNR (trap, neuter, release) programs for every city in the country. That same program may also apply to some Republican politicians.
Purrrfect😽🐾
If Mitch doesn’t publicly deny this, I’m going to assume it’s true 👍
good deal