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The DOW under Fifty Thou
Trump's loser war loses bigly, because he's a loser.
Biden saw 500 measles cases in his entire term, Trump has had 4,000 in just the past year. Why aren't those parents thanking RFK Jr?
Trade Deficit is Still YUGE - Only 0.3% change for tariff pain & you keep paying the bill Sure, higher prices are our Patriotic Duty, but where's the bang for our bucks?
Only 4% new wall under Trump, none of it paid for by Mexico, vs 650 miles built by Obama, 8x more.
Price of Everything - "On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" yet added 5% this term vs. 2020. There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.
Manufacturing Jobs - Biden created 531k Trump lost 192k in Term One + another 82k through Q1 2026 Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
Tens of thousands dead, a hundred billion spent and you'll continue to pay at the pump, all for it to end with Trump folding for less than we had before the war, and a lot less than we had with Obama's JCPOA: From I WILL END YOU to... heyyyy bestie, listen just go ahead and keep your regime and uranium and your new toll on the straight, but, um... could I get a piece of that action?
Biden created 16 Million jobs, Trump at 116k in Year One + just 205k more in Q1 2026. TWO PERCENT of Sleepy Joe? Be best!
Chuck Wagon Hamberder costs 20% more one year after his Big Promise. You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. (Liver)Burger King, Sir.
Nobel Peace Prizes: Zero Won - can't just take it from a Real Winner like you did that Purple Heart. Just copy Obama - Yes You Can.
Measley Kids - Biden: 500 cases in 4 years vs. Trump: 4,000 cases in 1 year. Are you sure you've taken your beef tallow, raw milk, and bear penis?
Monuments to His Magasty There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King. How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
Bathroom bills criminalize trans Americans in 21 states. And Jesus said, "Forgive us our trespasses, as we punish those just trying to use the toilet."
An accounting of the Iran war cost to date: >250 wounded americans, some dead, 36,000 people wounded or killed in the Middle East. More than $60 Billion cost, half of it at the gas pump.
Biden's market gained 42% over 4 years, and Trump called it 'failing'. His is approaching zero growth in more than a year. There are always 'reasons' (entirely of his own making) but come on. Hope folks aren't close to retirement.
The King of Debt - Trump promised "I'll eliminate the Debt in 8 years" but added $10tn so far. Just 3 years and $39 trillion left, or break another bullshit promise.
Infographic showing the DOW increased 42% under Biden, only 5% so far under Trump.
Visual catalog of the mindless carnage of the Iran War - 15 americans dead, 200 wounded, thousands of Iranians dead and tens of thousands wounded, many conflicting reasons given, many fumbles and self-owns, and we pay the price in every way, now and for years to come. For what?
Gas Prices $3.00 Biden gas is too dang high vs. low, low Trump price of... $3.00? Thank God my truck runs on eggs.
On Day One - you promised! What's The Deal? Real Wars are easy to win - not even counting his many Wars on American Cities.
Sales Tariffs Collected a whopping +2% of the Federal Budget vs. Biden in 2024. You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
Hamberders cost 20% more just one year after his Big Promise. You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. Burger King, Sir.
Barely 0.5% of 2 Trillion promised
What Constitution? Most Articles and half the Bill of Rights violated in just one year. Relax! We got the Maga Carta: I Pledge Allegiance to the Trump...
Pam Bondi is very upset congress keeps asking about her department's pursuit of justice. If they release files and continue the Epstein case they shut down when they got into office, the DOW might drop? Great closing argument, or should I say... How DARE YOU?
Biden created 531k Manufacturing Jobs vs. Trump LOST 83k in Year One and 192k in Term One. Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
Sales Tax Tariffs Collected - A whopping +2% of the Federal Budget collected vs. Biden in 2024. You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
$4 Billion budgeted for Concentration Camps in 2026, with an additional $10 Billion per year added for "Baby Jail", mass holding pens, and other Human Processing Facilities. It's a steep price to pay to make my coffee cost... wait... 38% more in one year!? When you're a Starbucks they let you do it.
Biden created 16 Million vs. Trump at 181k in Year One. That's just one percent of Sleepy Joe. Could he be more pathetic? Yes, yes he can.
The Dow under Biden increased 42% vs. Trump 10% one year after inauguration. If Biden's economy was 'failing' then what is this? Trump needs 63% just this term to catch up to Obama's lead. But I guess saying makes it so.
Monuments to His Magasty: There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King. How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation? Big Beautiful Ballroom, Trump Kennedy Center, Trump FIFA World Peace Prize, Second-hand Machado Peace Price - hope it was worth it!, The ALL NEW Trump Kennedy Center, Trump Penn Trump Station, The McD.C. Golden Arc de Trump, Mount Trumpmore (Now a Congressional Bill!), Trump Gordie Howe Bridge to Canada? Many people are saying it!
368 days of occupation across LA, Chicago, DC, and Minneapolis, and counting. Half a billion dollars in cost. Said our President: “A lot of people say... I’d rather have a dictator." - on 8/26/25 and again on 1/21/26, but I'm sure he's speaking metaphorically.
Epstein Long-Form Lists Released: Where You Go 1 You Go All - to Epstein Island... Never heard of him. Can we talk about something else?
President Trump salutes DPRK General while love-letter boy Kim Jong Un watches with a look that can only be described as 'uhh..wha?'. Simpler times, simpler times.
Sales Tariffs Collected - A whopping 1% more of the Federal Budget vs. Biden's 2%. You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
Defund the Blue - Cancel Culture Club Steals Your Tax Dollars. $16 Billion New Jersey Gateway Tunnel cancelled. Enjoy your cancelled NJ Transit train - you should be used to it!