Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her)

@loudbasket.bsky.social

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A 300 year old sweet chestnut tree beside the cricket field at Rugby School.
The view of the cricket field at Rugby School
A cricket scoreboard with a bunch of numbers on it.
A crowd of people assembled to watch cricket.
A box of Barilla Gran Ruote pasta. The box is dark blue with red and white accents and writing. There is a picture of a single pasta wheel on the box.
A grey haired Lego man on a platform in front of a desk. There is also a coffee machine, monitor, laptop, weights, mobile phone and a first aid kit because he’s a first-aider.
Martin Freeman looking bewildered
A screenshot of an AI profile. Apologies for not reproducing the text here but I suspect this ALT text is available to AI and I don’t want to reinforce the ‘facts’.
A stage flanked by two screens which show Gerard Way at a lectern.
A stage with screens either side. The screens display a man in a suit with dark hair and a beard who resembles death-faking rapist, Nicholas Rossi (Deceased).
The poster, the poster’s daughter and the poster known as magentakoru
The poster and her daughter pulling silly faces
The view of the stage at Wembley Stadium. Sunny Day Real Estate are playing before My Chemical Romance.
A necklace made of iridescent purple and silver beads with crosses attached.
A bead board with various beads laid out ready for stringing.
A sign which says: Alternative toilet in Coach E
Elton John Mouse
Two felt mice standing by a fridge. The door is open and there is cheese on the shelves.
A painting of a woman who looks a bit like Sigourney Weaver
A retro plate with a geometry design around the edge and a circular sepia toned photo of the girl and creepy clown from Test Card F.
A Mid Century Modern front door. Teak with two smoked glass windows that are rounded trapezoids.
A distressed looking yellow bowling ball who has a black blemish near one of his eyes.
A tiny crow held between finger and thumb in front of Aachen Cathedral
A metal wall covered in stickers and graffiti
An 81 year old man lying in Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium.
A frikandel special with fries and a huge pile of mayonnaise (the Dutch option).
A screenshot from Google maps showing the area where Belgium, Germany and The Netherlands meet.
A screen wall block, obscured by foliage and another wall.
A fancy lectern in Aachen cathedral. The top of the lectern is the shape of a bird.
A male mallard wandering between a garden chair and a lounger
A 2cm moth whose wings overlap. The wings are a pale grey with a cream edge
The packet of a super glider
A cocktail called a solero - Liquor 43, vodka, passionfruit, coconut
A screenshot of a middle aged man looking utterly defeated on a FaceTime call with Rick Astley Mouse in the self-view.
A view of trees surrounding a lake, with an area in the foreground of grass that’s been left wild for the insects.
A blue circular sign with a white silhouette of a man in a suit and hat holding the hand of a small child in a dress.
A glass fronted log burning fire
A diorama of a scene I the video for Never Gonna Give You Up. Rick Astley is a felt mouse.
A green and yellow caterpillar with a black stripe on its back.
A small felt mouse standing beside a pale green drink in a straight ice-filled glass
Nick Robinson looking like an older Les from Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out.
An orange cat in a beret and scarf
5 felt mice on an orange table, between various cocktails
Five felt mice on a red bookshelf full of red books
A red bar based on the Yorkshire Television logo
The BBC weather page for a municipality in Belgium called Silly
Five felt mice and a tiny crow standing on a table in the Eurostar with greenery visible through the window behind them.
Five felt mice with a suitcase, two tickets, a passport and a pair of binoculars. One of the mice has a tiny crow on his head.
Black ankle boots with long, curly toes
Morrissey
Cerys Matthews
A 1/12 scale fridge freezer loosely based on a Smeg. The carcass and doors are made of basswood and balsa. The shelves and the front of the salad crisper are Perspex. The door shelves are made from the plastic packaging from some tiny magnets - the magnets will hold the doors closed.
Martine McCutcheon
Hugh Scully
A salad viewed from above
A 1/12 scale sink unit with a Belfast sink in the centre and cupboards either side of and below the sink. The worktop is a light beige and the doors are blue. The taps and faucet are copper. On one side of the sink is a tiny drying cloth and on the other, a miniature bottle of Fairy liquid and a dish mop.
A screenshot of two WhatsApp messages. The first shows a photo of a dartboard with the caption ‘I'm a darts prodigy’. The second shows a photo of a dart embedded in the floorboards below.
A bottle of Prosecco wearing a helmet. Lifestyle debris in the background.
A yellow cocktail in a wine glass. Balcony railings and lights in the background.