louryn 💖⚡️🫧

@louryn.bsky.social

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pink gadget evangelist @ WIRED. bass music enthusiast @ a fest near you. dollzmania forever. midwest nice. union princess. lefter than that. MDNI // opinions are loud & mine // $LourynS

the aurora borealis as seen from northern illinois
jerry from rick and morty, getting into a tube, sassing a receptionist. subtitles read “i know how to crawl in a tube”
a magnet attached to the beater attachment of a hand mixer
headline: the lexus of ovens, at toyota prices
h2: what other advice do you have for prime day shoppers? para: What other advice do you have for Prime Day shoppers? We have a lot, which is why we have standalone posts dedicated to shopping like a Pro during Prime Day, avoiding scams and shoddy wares on Amazon, and advice on how to get the most out of your Prime membership perks. Above all, we recommend that you check in with trusted sources before making any big purchases and stick to your budget.
an unhinged deals blurb that reads: Hello, this is Louryn the Human and definitely not her cat Luna. This deal is for steeply discounted cat treats that are so delicious and could theoretically replace all of my…erm, your cat’s…meals. Squeeze the tube to dispense the treat, either on a lick mat or directly to the source of the meowing. You can get chicken flavor or seafood flavor, or both if you really love your pet. I have been told that these treats are also wonderful donations for local pet shelters.
my cat luna, lurking ominously from inside a box pile
the itsy bitsy spider text meme template, reading: [from] @louryn.bsky.social (with a selfie as my contact photo) [sent text] girl don't share deals from amazon even though you actually tested the products and don't receive incentive to be positive [received text] i won't [sent text] you promise [received text] yeah *shopping cart emoji* :) [received text] omgggg ur gonna hate meeeee
luna, a fluffy black and white ragdoll and maine coon cat, lounges on my bed. her feet are splayed, her eyes half open. she’s over it.
louryn selfie in a car. i’m doing a kissy face. my freckles are freckling. my hair is pink and wet
the hyperpop google doodle text reads: hyperpop Today's Doodle Pride Month 2025 In celebration of Pride Month, today's Doodle celebrates hyperpop, a genre/anti-genre of electronic music pioneered by LGBTQ+ artists. Learn more
very adorable buff and white cat, named rusty, located at an animal shelter. a chewed-up plastic index card holder on the bars of his cage. he lounges on a neon green towel.
me, pink haired and giggling, a dark brown baby goat nuzzling me through a gate
a bacon cheddar croissant and an almond croissant in a bakery box lined with wax paper
“optimistic” by radiohead on spotify
“set phasers to stun” by taking back sunday on spotify
“the words ‘best friend’ becomes redefined” by chiodos on spotify
“tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today” by fall out boy on spotify
replies to an article from WIRED about how to sleep in an airport (that i wrote): Where is this magical airport that has a bench without armrests?! ... Oh wired, non of us are flying anywhere right now ffs … Hopefully not taking up three seats, forcing others who need them to squat somewhere. ... there is no way l am sleeping in an open room full of strangers … These tips and recommendations help get you robbed before you fly. PS. Put your damn feet on the floor and keep seats open for others to place what belongs
rax 'levon honkers' king @raxkingisdead.... • 1d nobody ever sings that the bird is the word anymore, because of woke [View full thread] KingBruce19GGP @scottking1.bsky.social • 40m • Reply to a sensual hog “Yes you are asking me to apologize for racism unless you are implying that I have to acknowledge that white people are not racists. I live in a different world than you do obviously. Someone else already responded backing me up” jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social • 7m I definitely was not backing you up lol
“The group chat fail quickly broke the internet”
a table with a grill at a korean bbq restaurant featuring dishes like galbi, bulgogi, pork belly, pickled daikon radish, kimchi, and rice.
proud family characters with text that says “come outside, we not gonna jump you!”
emma roberts smiling except her smile looks more like a grimace
r/Sims4 u/mintguy • 1d • Long Time Player title: Looks like certain tattoos are here to stay post contains a screenshot reading: Hello Thank you for reporting your concern and helping make our The Sims 4 community a positive place to play. WE REVIEWED YOUR REPORT AND DIDN'T TAKE ANY ACTION THIS TIME. TA HERE'S WHY: Our well-trained, dedicated team reviewed your report, supported by automation tools and established policies and processes and didn't take any action this time. We investigate the context before deciding if reported content or accounts follow the guidelines in our Positive Play Charter and the rules in our User Agreement. Sometimes, a single comment in a broader conversation-or an opinion that differs extremely from yours-may not be a violation. If this was a voice chat report, we don't currently support voice data or recordings in all of our games or languages so we can't always take action on voice chat. We're still working on the best way to review reported voice chats for more of our games. context provided by OP: Came across an unfortunate number of hate symbols while browsing tattoos on the gallery. Reported them all but here's the response from EA.
a pinterest ai slop push notification saying “Louryn, you'd vibe with this” the four images in the notification are ai-generated. one is a mass of long hair with a cowboy hat sits on a shiny pink-tailed horse. another is shiny lips and shiny teeth biting a shiny lollipop.
daniel kaluuya in “skins”
me! a woman with pink hair, a philtrum piercing, and dark undereye circles (and extremely long and gorgeous eyelashes) sitting in my car
drake getting mad at his phone
sad drake
a graph showing the maternal mortality rate in the US compared to other industrialized nations. the us has 24 deaths per 100k live births. the next closest is france with 8.7.
accuweather screenshot with an extreme cold warning, a current temp of -10 degrees fahrenheit, and a realfeel of -35 degrees fahrenheit
a selfie of me, a woman with pink hair, hazel eyes, and a philtrum piercing
a green-eyes black and white fluffy cat sits on a bed. star trek: the next generation plays on a TV in the background.
my hand stretched in front of the camera. i’m holding a sparkly pink owala freesip water bottle. a patchy paved path, grass, and trees in the background, blue sky peeking out above.
the characters snow-miser and heat-miser from “the year without a santa claus” (1974)
a comic-style illustration of a blonde woman with dark brows and blue eyeshadow, tears rolling down her face. she’s thinking to herself, “how do i turn this emotional baggage into cold hard cash?”
louryn’s consulting results from scentedsiren
[screenshot from spotify wrapped] my top artist: ternion sound minutes listened: 310 top 1% of listeners worldwide
nelly “air force ones” lyric excerpt reading: give me two pairs (cause) i need two pairs
a weather app showing that its 19 degrees fahrenheit and feels like 5 degrees fahrenheit
a charcuterie board on a brown table with a teal tablecloth
labeled alarms, all turned off: 5:45 pm belly ring 6:45 pm dna test 6:48 pm grandma papers 7:00 pm gypsy rose blanchard 7:00 pm look for flights 7:30 pm sarah food 9:15 pm popsicles
me resting on top of a row of cardboard boxes
screenshot of the “database for stardew valley: unofficial companion app” download page from the iOS app store
a selfie of me, a pink-haired brown-eye woman
screenshot of an email that reads: hi louryn, working on any last-minute roundups for black/friday cyber monday?
a stock photo of a witch brewing potions
a photo of the tweetXer progress bar reading “Deleting 17072 tweets / 699 deleted”
luna, a black and white maine coon / ragdoll cat, sits in her scratching post that doubles as a cardboard food truck. she’s stressed out about serving customers their shrimp tacos but determined to make a name for her small business
a screenshot of bluesky’s content filters
a selfie of a smiling woman with neon pink curly hair and winged eyeliner wearing green transparent alien head earrings and a black sweater