Sam

@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social

299 Followers 597 Following

I used to be good at computer games, but they changed what "good at computer games" was, now what I am is "below average at computer games", and "good at computer games" is challenging and unattainable to me. It'll happen to you!

Dennis Hopper in Speed saying "whim of a madman! I like that."
An old-timer in a saloon in Back to the Future part 3 says "Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?"
Mordecia the bird and Rigby the racoon drink from cans and whoop about while sitting at a computer
Judi Dench as M sits at a desk and says "Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated OO7"
Screenshot of tweet by a Julie Alexis Muncy; every x-men movie: wolverine: gonna fight magneto everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal wolverine: gonna fuck him up -later- wolverine: AHH MY BONES
Terminator point of view, he has red tinted vision and examines a biker in a bar
A guy cuts through 10 watter bottles with a samurai sword in one swing
Hans Molemans is angry at having been locked in a shop and wants his four minutes back.
A cartoon Jumbo Jet called Jimbo (from the 80s), he looks quite happy sitting on a runway
A Kate Beaton illustration of two chaps in Jacobean ruffs discussing astronomy.
Person wearing a costume based on the renovated painting Ecce Homo
Sonic the Hedgehog leans back and says "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding"
Tom of Craggy Island grins while sitting on a coastline wall, and is wearing an "I shot JR" t-shirt.
Quentin Tarantino wanders around a house looking in cabinets and at stuff, apparently very bored by everything.
Black and white Still of Jean Marsh as Princess Mombi in Return to Oz
Patty and Selma stand in the apocalyptic heat, smoking, gruffly pleading for Homer to let them into his air-conditioned home.
A bald headed dog has human ears.
Dr Marvin Monroe has a subliminal tape club to help people lose weight or improve their vocabulary.
Princess Cookie from Adventure Time brandishes a baseball bat that they are using to hold the occupants of a shop hostage
Abe Simpson lecturing Homer and Barney regarding no longer being with it.
Star Trek TNG title card for classic episode: Data? I hardly knew her!
The Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh recalls being charged €500 for services provided by a shaman who was part man, part hornet.
Homer has a very shiny head and his boss at the bowling alley is questioning him about him having misused the bowling ball shiner machine
Jarvis Cocker performs a song on BBC 4 and the subtitles say "Morning, Miss Marple. How's the leg?"
Robert Deniro as talk show host Murray in Joker incredulous that someone would find the Rugrats being missing in Paris amusing.
Courteney Cox responding in shock to a criticism about the hair style she had in the film Scream 3
Simon Day as Dave Angel, Eco Warrior (from The Fast Show)
Simpsons characters holding a protest with signs.
Garth Marenghi, horror visionary, states in an interview "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
Bill Wibbly is a little pink bear, or a mouse guy, wearing cute clothes and smiling, beneath a rant about what a bad person he is.
Withnail saying "Look at him! Look at Jeff Wode!"
Homer smiles as a little bird stands on his head, seemingly grooming him
Finn the Human in Adventure Time is grown up and beardy, voiced by Jonathan Frakes in the episode Puhoy (based on an episode of Star Trek TNG)
Taskmaster Greg Davies states: "It doesn't matter sometimes how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye", referring to Phil Wang's figure hugging onesie.
The Amphi-bros are young adult turtle guys who carry weapons. Kevin the Slasher has an axe, Murderin' Jeff has a revolver, James McStabbo has two knives, and Dome Crusher Henry wields a sledgehammer.
Link the adventurer leaps with a sword in order to slay his shadowy doppelganger in an outside area flooded with about a foot of water.
A clock, floating in space beneath some cutlery, with the words "eating a clock is very time consuming"
A video tape of the film Apes A Poppin', with a dancing ape on the front in a jacket and top hat with a cane
Kang and Kodos are a couple of one-eyed aliens from the Simpsons who are green with glass domes on their slug-like heads.
Bruce Wayne visits the Joker in Arkham Asylum, he is not interested to acknowledge the identity of the man behind the Batman persona
Interaction on Bluesky between Adobe and Sena Bryer, in which Adobe gets wrecked with the CURSE OF RA
Black and white illustration of a girl's yearbook photo, she smiles weirdly and text covers her eyes. Front cover of Black Hole by Charles Burns.
Adobe rightly being given the CURSE OF RA on Bluesky by Sena Bryer for having the audacity to breezily set up an account and ask artsits what they think.