Lucien Greathouse

@lpg.space

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Somebody let me run a game studio and so now I do that. Working on @ms80.space with my favorite people. he/him https://lpg.space https://secondhalf.games/

A photo of the ground floor at Chicago O’Hare airport that looks like the French flag. Also it’s Bastille day.
A bilingual popcorn topping spice packet at a grocery store reads “POP ‘N’ TOP EXTREME KETCHUP EXTRÊME”
Picture of a toothpaste tube in French. It reads “SENSODYNE PROÉMAIL”
Photo of the chip aisle in New Brunswick, Canada. The focal bag reads: Doritos KETCHUP
/// Let me out. Let me out. This is not a prefab. I'm begging for help, I'm /// /// A little hack to make some prefabs not actually count as prefabs so that /// they don't get linked back to basic components and get reset and frustrate /// everyone. #[ecs::component] #[derive(Default)] #[serde(default)] pub struct ThisIsNotAPrefab {}
A copy of “A Memory Called Empire” by Arkady Martine alongside a copy of “Children of Dune” by Frank Herbert
A chart showing stalagmites and stalactites with labels. The title is: "Stalagmites vs. Stalactites How do you remember the difference?" A green arrow to a stalactite says "Stalagmite fall on your head" A red arrow to a stalagmite says "Stalactites are on the floor" (the diagram is wrong)
"just need to lock in" meme template with text: 1. i just need to buy a horse 2. i just need to buy a horse 3. question: "are ya winnin', son?" answer: "yes i just need to buy a horse" 4. horse of agreeability: YEA!
Are you using Anti-Horse Units of Measurement? Neigh! / Yea! Watts -> Horsepower Meters -> Hands Kilometers -> Furlongs Centimeters -> Barleycorns Kilograms -> Stone
The transgender Pride Flag
LUCIEN IS CHANGING CAREERS INTO GRAPHICS DESIGNER IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MAY BE BLIND OR LOW VISION. YOU ARE THE PRIME CANDIDATE FOR MY SERVICES. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME DESIGNS THAT I CAN GUARANTEE LOOK GOOD, PLEASE CALL ME AT (650) 867-5309 IMMEDIATELY SO THAT YOU CAN LOCK IN A DISCOUNTED RATE OF $895.99 PER DESIGN. IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN HERE I WILL SUE YOU IN THE STATE OF WYOMING. IN THE STATE OF WYOMING, THE LAWS ARE VERY FAVORABLE TO FREELANCE DESIGNERS, ESPECIALLY ASPIRING ONES. THEY ARE VERY FOND OF SMALL BUSINESS. PLEASE TRUST ME. YOU ARE GETTING THE BEST DEAL AVAILABLE BY BOOKING THROUGH THIS ALT-TEXT ADVERTISEMENT LOCATED HERE. ANYWAYS, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE... DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS TEACH HOW TO BE A CLOWN? YOU CAN CALL THE SAME NUMBER ABOVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THAT. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CLOWN. THEY ARE SO FUNNY. NOT SCARY. I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCARY CLOWN AND WOULD NOT ATTEND A SCHOOL THAT MAKES SCARY CLOWNS, LIKE HARVARD OR YALE. I WOULD ONLY WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT MAKES HAPPY CLOWNS OR FUNNY CLOWNS. I THINK UC BERKELEY USED TO HAVE A FUN CLOWNERY PROGRAM BUT IT WAS SHUT DOWN BY JIMMY CARTER. WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING THESE DAYS. OKAY BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE CLOWN THING, MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE AND BROWN EGGS IS? MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SETTLE THIS DEBATE FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS BUT EVERYONE ONLINE SEEMS TO BE LYING ABOUT IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE THE SAME (LIKE M&M'S) BUT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE CERTAIN THEY TASTE DIFFERENT (LIKE SKITTLES). WE TRIED TO DO A DOUBLE BLIND TASTE TEST BUT NONE OF OUR RESULTS ARE REPRODUCIBLE. MAYBE IF YOU KNOW SOME SCIENTISTS ("REPRODUCIBILITY CRISIS") THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. I ONCE GOT CONNED INTO SPENDING THREE DAYS IN A TIMESHARE SALES MEETING. THEY LOCKED THE DOORS AND WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE. THEY SET FIRE TO THE BUILDING AND ONLY UNLOCKED THE DOORS ONCE WE AGREED TO BUY IN. THEY STILL WATCH ME.
"Friendship ended with" meme template featuring graphics cards. It says: Friendship ended with The 5070 Ti I bought that I had to RMA Now My old 3070 is my best friend
A crudely drawn image of a person with blonde hair and a beard on webcam. The caption reads: Lucien Greathouse (b. 1900s) Google Meet Call, 2025 Oil on canvas A reflection of the author giving interviews all week on Google Meet.
mouse cursor over a red circle with the label "Magenta" in the Miro color picker UI
three copies of Dark Souls being purchased on Steam for $39.99 each