Luarien [$125/$600]

@luarien.bsky.social

5672 Followers 580 Following

I only share images with alt text. Disabled pan and polyamorous writer and gamer too distracted by needing to beg for support to do anything fun. Also continually frustrated anarchist. 🔞 If you want to help me, https://ko-fi.com/luarien

A screenshot of a video about the dangers of Satanism displaying a list of things that lead to worshipping Satan. I've a darkened image of a white paper covered in red text referencing Satan in various ways is a list in yellow that reads "Heavy Metal, Videos, Fantasy Role-Playing Games, Comics, Sex, Symbols/Power, Cartoons, Drugs"
An elf from FFXIV with messy ear length red hair staring bug eyed, snot-nosed, mouth agape just past the camera's right.
A zoomed in screenshot showing a Venmo link is embedded in a skeet with only two replies, eighteen reskeets, and four likes
A screenshot of a weather app of a red banner that reads "EXTREME HEAT WARNING" with an exclamation point icon for attention and an arrow implying you can click it for more information.
A screenshot from AccuWeather of the current temperature. In the center is an icon of the sun with clouds in front. Next to it is 91 degrees fahrenheit. Below both is the RealFeel estimation of 107 degrees fahrenheit. There's also a link to the four hour forecast and the entire thing is surrounded by outward shooting lines to call attention to it
A white background with the black text "How to have fun as a chronically ill person" over a WikiHow generic image of a white man in a teal shirt laying in bed in a shadowed room under a pink gingham blanket. A meme made memetic according to attribution text in the bottom left corner.
A screenshot of my PayPal balance at $0.00
A headshot of my in front of my door. I'm a white guy in brass rimmed glasses, a black N95 mask, and a black shirt with just the top of YuYu Hakusho's Japanese logo showing.
A screenshot of Final Fantasy 5 for the Game Boy Advance. On the right is the party, all in Cannoneer jobs and glowing yellow. To the left is Neo Exdeath, the final boss, dissolving into pixels. At the bottom is the standard SNES Final Fantasy menu with the enemy list on the left and the player list on the right in bright pink.
The sprite for Bartz from Final Fantasy 5 as a Cannoneer, except his name above his head is FJF26! The sprite is of a man in a blue naval long coat with a red sash belt, blue boots with gold fittings, and a blue bicorn hat with gold trim.
A screenshot of the Four Job Fiesta run page showing the flags for the current run. The text Meteor Run is followed by the Team 375 icon, the Upgrade icon, the Fifth Job icon, and the Advance Job icon.
A screenshot of the Four Job Fiesta run page showing that the current run started on 2026-05-31 at 21:01:31. The jobs allotted for it are Blue Mage, Monk, Dancer, Ninja, White Mage, and Cannoneer.
A soft pretzel in the shape of Mickey Mouse's head
A screenshot that reads "#FF5FJF2026 begins in 18:23:58:22"
A man with long curly hair and glasses wearing a green shirt and black pants sits in a wooden chair in the corner of an off white room near the window. One of his legs is crossed over his knee and a buff cat is sitting in the nook of the folded leg. The cat looks very grumpy while the man scritches her back.
A screenshot of Instacart showing two varieties of Oral B brush heads, both packages costing $60.49
JeeJa Yanin kicking a guy in the face in an ice block storage area in the movie Chocolate (2008, Dir. Prachya Pinkaew)
A screen shot of this skeet and the one it's replying to with the alt text icon displayed, clearly taken while editing this skeet.
Ken Jeong in The Hangover doing the jerk off motion
An email from my gas company that reads, "Dear Daniel Samuelson, The most recent Peoples bill for your account ending in XXXXXXXis now available online. $161.65 is due by 04/27/2026. Click here to view your bill, make a payment & much more!"
Yachiyo from Apocalypse Hotel. She's a young female android wearing a black dress, white jacket, and pick, white, and purple striped scarf tired with a bow and has red hair and eyes. She's standing in front of a repeated pattern of the letter A and the Japanese kana for ah. The art implies she's either screaming or unable to process what's happening
A man in a green t shirt and black sweat pants sitting in a wooden chair with an buff colored cat sitting in the crook of his crossed leg looking away from him with a grumpy expression.
A screenshot of an email from my gas company that reads "Dear Daniel Samuelson, the most recent People's bill for your account ending in 6183 is now available online. $543.44 is due by 3/30/2026. Click here to view your bill, make a payment, and much more!"
A fluffy black cat with white ears and a little white floof on their chest sits in cloth bowl on a silver-grey cat tree. They're looking away from the camera.
Captain America punching The Red Skull in a Nazi flight suit or super suit while the Red Skull is saying "So much for the tolerant left"
A screenshot showing the above skeet followed by one from the Iron Chef Bot posting an image of a chef's hand rolling meat around other meat with a caption that reads "YUKIO HATTORI: Yeah."
A single comic panel of a genie saying "[Redacted]"
Luarien Deschain, a coal-skinned miqote in Final Fantasy 14, with blue hair with red streaks, dark blue lips, and red tattoos on his face, standing in Gridania, the forest city. He's wearing white glasses, a white suit jacket with metal accents, a black collard shirt, and a rich red tie. There's a metal staff on his back.
A heavyset man with long curly brown hair and a fluffy goatee in glasses, a green shirt, and black pants sits in a wooden chair in front of a white wall and a closed set of white Venetian blinds. An orange cat that looks extremely angry is curled up on one of his legs while he scritches her.
A very tall photo of a white man with long brown hair, brass rimmed glasses, a moustache, and a goatee laying on a black sheet. He is being pinned down by an orange cat who is looking away from the camera
A low resolution render of the Fallout 2 item Iguana Bits. It's an iguana without the tail on a skewer, yellow and grey from being cooked over an open fire
A puck of scrambled eggs covered in hot sauce on a dark blue plate as seen from above
The name box from a Magic the Gathering sticker card with the words "Giant Mana Cake" in a grey box.
A black and white picture of Luarien, a catperson from FFXIV, in a fedora, black sunglasses, a suit, and a trenchcoat. The shot is from the neck up.
Yachiyo from Apocalypse Hotel with large red pupils lit by a red light screaming "Aaaaa" with alternating tones in front of a black background with the Japanese hirigana for "ah" and the Latin letter A in red printed over and over again at an angle.
A photo of four vaporizer eliquids on a pink mat in front of a sweet of dropped window blinds. Just behind them is a green weed grinder. The flavors from left to right are: Nirvana by Zen Haus in a yellow box with orange designs, described as mango passionfruit strawberry; Dragon Fruit Strawberry Cream by Free Noms in a pink box with shots of the various fruits flying away from the logo in reflective bold letters; Peach Pleasure by Humble in a simple black box with the text sideways going down the middle of the box; and Derailed by Suicide Bunny in a black box with ornate text bracketing a black and white illustration of a conventionally attractive woman with tattoos in a tank top on a black background with slight texturing ornamentation, it's described as snickerdoodle cookies.
A meme in the style of 00s anti piracy ads with a monochrome version of Magritte's une pipe and the text "you wouldn't fake une pipe" over it
Magritte's Treachery of Images with an image of a classic wooden pipe on a beige background but the text reads "Bitch I might be."
A white man with long, messy brown hair and unkempt facial hair in thin brass rimmed glasses and a black t shirt from the shoulders up against a bright blue sky.
A screen shot of Luarien's profile showing his BlueSky handle, user name, the donation total of $190 out of $400 for the month of August, 3.1k followers, and 538 following.
The movie poster for The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension
A Blue Sky content warning stating that this page has been flagged content warning.
A modern style Japanese detached home. The facade appears to be entirely made of aluminum, depicted as a dark grey base with various shades of grey striking through it from top to bottom in alternating lines. There is a tree infront of it.
A girl with soft blue hair and bright blue eyes looking wistfully past the camera asking "Was I a masochist all along?"
A white guy with messy long hair tied back, messy facial hair, brass rimmed semi-round glasses, and a black shirt standing in front of a window.
Luarien is still a male catgirl but this time he's in a white suit jacket that has gold accessories, with a black shirt and rich red tie, white glossy slacks, black and red sneakers, white gloves with red reinforced backs, and white glasses. You can clearly see his dark blue skin, blue hair, and red highlights in this outfit. At his side he's holding a complex technological staff.
Luarien is a male catgirl in heavy plate armor with geometric reliefs and a white mail-lined cloak thrown over it holding a sword and shield made of bright blue light that radiates from his hands. He's standing in a candle-lit inn with an ornate wooden door behind him.
A screenshot of Apocalypse Hotel showing the main character with her mouth open in shock, her eyes gone completely red, over a background of the letter A and the Japanese Hiragana for "A" over and over again in pink on a black background with extensive video artifacting.
Luarien, a blue cat person with white face markings in a blue coat with white accents and a white tool belt, holding up a Carpentry saw that has a futuristic, iPod inspired aesthetic in Final Fantasy 14. He's clearly standing in a metal floored room with futuristic aesthetics.
A screen shot of Ikumi Mito or "Meat Girl" from Food Wars looking at the camera and blushing in front of a yellow saturated background
A two panel meme. First panel is Ikuyo from Bocchi the Rock with her eyes squeezed closed and a curled first like she's pleading with a text message superimposed over her that says "FLIRT BACK GOD DAM IT". The second panel is Bocchi looking anxious and scared with a text message superimposed over her that says "HOW"
A bottle of Kraft Classic Caesar dressing sitting on a deck in front of an adobe planter with dead plants in it, with the back label facing the camera. There's a steak knife plunged into it nearly to the bolster.
A dark haired white man with a mustache and goatee wearing glasses, a black headset, and a black T-shirt with a pink and white design laying down and cuddling an orange cat
And orange cat sitting on a black bed sheet with a leg in blue pajamas peeking in from the corner. The angle makes his ears and eyes look big.
Screenshot of white text on a black background that says "keeping me alive is like a fucked up tamagotchi. A traumagotchi, if you will"
The start of the Hakeem Jeffries Wikipedia entry. It reads "Hakeem Sekou Jeffries (/,ha:'ki:m hah-KEEM; born August 4, 1970) is an American politician and..."
An extreme close up of an animated man with brown hair and bushy eyebrows gripping his forehead while his eyes are tightly closed. There are subtitles that read "It's a boyfriend's job to save the planet his girlfriends live on!"
A screenshot of a captcha test asking you to select all squares with une pipe. The image displayed is Maggrite's Treachery of Images. At the bottom of the screen are icons providing reload, help, and voice narration as well as a blue skip button.
A screenshot of the Mint app showing the cost of my phone plan. It's a 12 month plan with 5 gb of data a month that ends on March 26, 2025. The renewal will cost $180, shows I have no current balance, and has a large orange button labeled Make payment.
A close up of Leland the Cough Drop from the Dr Tran episode 100% Pure Ice with the word tits over his head