Lucas Timmons

@lucastimmons.com

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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I make news-writing robots for the Toronto Star. https://lucastimmons.com

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
I used to pray for times like this
Martinez puts the ball into his own net instead of saving it. Arsenal win 3-2
Myles Lewis-Skelly is an incredible footballer
We ate your dinner and burned down the white house in 1814. We'll do it again.
A box of Dolly Parton's fabulously double fudge brownie mix and a can of Dolly Parton's creamy chocolate buttercream frosting.
Apple News Sports: Jets owner Woody Johnson reportedly shot down a trade because of a player's Madden rating
Mike Tyson. No entourage.
A big, stupid, green car with jake paul in it
Badou Jack vs Marcus Browne and the referee is covered in blood.
Three guys in a bedroom with five tiny monitors watching a soccer game.