Luke

@luckwillows.bsky.social

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Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy https://boxd.it/1yEZr

Screenshot of a tweet by @TheJadedGuy: David Cage: Can a robot learn to be human? Yoko Taro: Can a human? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can a human learn to be human? Cage: I don't get it
Screenshot of that tweet that says "people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true."
Screenshot from Skate Story showing a weird little imp named Coney standing over the Skater as he lies on a bed saying "Wake up, buddy! It's time to eat shit!"
Screenshot from Skate Story showing the Skater in a space full of ethereal yellow light with indistinct hooded figures glaring at him
Tweet from @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
Screenshot of an email subject line from Northwestern Medicine that says "Think You Have a Parasite? Don't Panic"
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
drawing of a guy in a shirt labeled "sickos" leering through a window with a word bubble that says "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!" from that one comic from The Onion
Headline, subhed and byline from the Chicago Sun-Times: The best reads of 2025, curated by our bookish staff From literary fiction to sci-fi to deep dives in history, these books stayed with our reporters, producers and staffers long after the last page. By Sofie Hernandez-Simeonidis | WBEZ, Ethan Schwabe | WBEZ and Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ staff Dec 12, 2025, 5:30am CST
Screenshot of Wikipedia text that reads: Credit Union 1 Amphitheatre (originally World Music Theatre and formerly New World Music Theatre, Tweeter Center, First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre and Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre) is an outdoor music venue located in Tinley Park, Illinois, that opened in
Notification from the GrubHub app that says "Unbutton your pants" with the pants emoji
Nancy comic: Panel 1: Nancy: "what are you going to be when you grow up?" Sluggo: "I decided to become a writer" Panel 2: Nancy: "a writer?-- that's hard work" Sluggo: "naw---it's a cinch" Panel 3: Sluggo: "the dictionary has EVERY word in it---" Panel 4: Sluggo: "all I have to do is REARRANGE the words"
The Bell Beast in Hollow Knight Silksong next to Hornet just after being defeated
Still of Garth Marenghi from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace with the subtitle "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
The Music Box Theatre marquee in Chicago with a big friendly skeleton on top for Music Box of Horrors 2025
Photo of a grocery store shelf with bottles of "The Federalist Cabernet Sauvignon"
Officer Dick, a cop on a skateboard, doing a manual in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
A terrifying toddler in a Ghostface mask with skeleton gloves on stalking menacingly through my living room. It's adorable.
A copy of Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin covered in blue construction paper with "Black Flame" written on it in pen so the sick as hell cover art won't scare our toddler
Tweet from Internet Hippo that says "Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible""
Screenshot of the @dril tweet that says "(dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that"
Kids bedsheets with Sesame Street characters including Cookie Monster, Big Bird and The Count in Halloween costumes
Halloween themed Sesame Street bed sheets with a bunch of pictures of The Count holding pumpkins and hanging out with bats and moons
Tote bag printed with scenes of a skeletal bride and groom holding hands with the seam sewn to make it look like two grooms locking arms and vholding hands with the bride
Birthday card with a picture of a red, yellow and green bird with the caption "At your age, it's best to accept that the sweet bird of youth has flown"
Illustration labeled "blue police car" in Richard Scarry's Best Little Word Book Ever with an anthropomorphic pig behind the wheel
Cover of The Berenstain Bears and the Ghost of the Forest featuring a classic sheet this spooking the children around a campfire
Screenshot from Lies of P showing Pinocchio standing over multiple corpses on the ground beneath the location title card for "Path of Misery."
Screenshot from Lies of P with Sophie delivering the line "Lies are a weapon used by humans who thrive in a world of deception."
a goblin shaped bong in s store window
Picture of a board game box for "Beat the Parents: Disney Edition" featuring various Disney cartoon characters facing off against their parents
email from McDonald's with the subject line "you did this"
Headline from The Onion that says "Nation Stunned As Man Buys Newspaper" over a picture of the ghoulish vampire Jeff Bezos after he purchased the Washington Post
Tweet from @dril: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Beavis and Butthead screenshot with Beavis by a gravestone that says "Here Lies Beavis. He Never Scored."
Bathroom graffiti on a red wall that says "Fu** Shelby" but "Shelby" is crossed out and "(nice lady)" is written underneath
Sickos.jpg from The Onion
Gmail notification preview with the following text: LinkedIn Luke, follow Bari Weiss - Editor and CEO at The Free Press See your recommendations Follow Bari Weiss Editor and CEO of The Free Press
The i Think You Should Leave sketch where he's wearing all the prosthetics and says "there's too much fucking shit on me"
The top half of a plastic Santa Claus decoration standing against a wall in an alley next to the bottom half of the Santa and an early 2000s looking apple desktop built into a CRT monitor
@boring_as_heck tweet: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
Screenshot of a tweet by @lewisbt1 that says "(DMing a mutual) hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest tweet and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it"
Photo of a seagull that found two bread bowls on the sidewalk
Phys.org headline below an image of Van Gogh's The Starry Night reading "Vincent van Gogh's 'The Starry Night' is not a masterpiece when it comes to flow physics, researchers say"
Still from The Wire with the subtitle "Price of the brick going up" poorly edited to replace "brick" with "BEEF"
Jiffy Lube sign that says "Live Laugh Lube" and "Tires and Brakes"
Screenshot of the dril tweet: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
still from a FOX 40 HD News broadcast featuring a robed skeleton in front of a display of Jack o lanterns with a chyron that says "Yikes! Stay tuned"
A screenshot from Astro Bot showing a platforming challenge gauntlet full of electrified enemies, projectile firing enemies, fall-away floors and flipping block enemies in a configuration many experts are calling "Some Bullshit"
CTA train ad for BlueSky Telepsych with the tag line "your online mental health team"
Tactical garden gnome with night vision goggles and a fucking gun
Error message on washing machine display that says "dEI"
Page from a Berenstain Bears book showing the kids working in the garden with the caption "The cubs helped plant seeds, water, and weed."