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@luiseach.bsky.social

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sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ living in Donegal with a Cork man

Emma Thompson having to deal with Tip Toe AND ad breaks
Kourtney Kardashian saying ‘So I took a pregnancy test, and I might be pregnant’ and Scott Disick replying ‘there’s a might symbol?’
A screen shot of a tweet saying ‘My favourite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.’ above a still from the film of a dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat
Ben Affleck with thoughts and opinions and stuff to say
Roses are red April is grey But in a few weeks [Justin Timberlake in NSync era smiling at you in cartoon form…]
Ben Affleck looking like he’s just put his deposits down for his latest wedding rings
Cillian Murphy needing answers from The Dublin Murders or he’s going to start a one woman riot
Cillian Murphy looking like you just gave him homework on a Friday
Paul Mescal looking like he’s seen things you wouldn’t believe
Ben Affleck looking like someone just interrupted his instagram streak with some football
Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couple’s argument if I want to
Ben Affleck looking out to sea like he’s just stamped a work document the ‘61st February’
Oliver Twist with his empty porridge bowl
A screenshot of a tweet that says ‘Brooklyn Beckham’ and then the meme ‘I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened’
A screenshot from TikTok showing someone about to paraglide
My left hand with dark forest green nails apart from the ring finger which has a silvery glittery nail and I’m wearing a white gold band and blue sapphire, surrounded by small diamonds, engagement ring
screenshot of a post saying ‘you can’t “I’m just a little guy” your way out of this one c*nt
Ben Affleck sitting in a car vaping and looking like he’s about to marry J Lo again
A screenshot from a TikTok with the words ‘We are having a child free wedding with the exception of my fiancée’s children, who will be aged 13-10 at the time. This ruffled a few feathers! We want everyone to be able to let their hair down and have a great time ❤️’
Snoop Dogg wearing sunglasses, a fur coat and Santa hat with a big book on his lap saying ‘Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle all through the hizzle’
I mean, the main description covers it but my eyebrows are fantastic
Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizzo the Rat as Himself, from the Muppets Christmas Carol, with a tweet saying ‘The boys are back in town’
Essentially just me (a blonde woman with fantastic eyebrows) and short hair and an undercut on the right side
My left hand with dark blue glittery nails, with white snowflakes on the ring finger and middle finger, wearing a blue sapphire surrounded by small diamonds engagement ring. I’m not wearing makeup at the moment because I’m in bed and it’s way past my bedtime (it’s 9.20pm on a Friday night) but my naked eyebrows are still on fleek, trust me bro’s
Ben Affleck looking like Jennifer Aniston has just told him she is overcoming her ADHD impulse to run away by sticking with him
Ben Affleck thinking about changing his bedsheets
Ben Affleck looking like he’s watching the TikTok described in the post you’ve just read and is confounded by the woman’s stupidity
My left hand with all fingernails painted a glittery red apart from my ring finger which has the same glittery red as a French tip which then turns into a Santa hat You can’t see them in the photo but my eyebrows are also fucking amazing today. Trust me bro’s.
A meme from the creator ‘@90SWWE’ showing two wrestlers, the left one labelled ‘COLGATE’ and the right one who is giving the middle finger to the left one, labelled ‘1/10 dentists’ - a play on the ads for Colgate that constantly claim that ‘9 out of 10 dentists agree x y z…’
“It is the obligation of every person born in a safer room to open the door when someone in danger knocks” - Dina Nayeri Rescue.org
The ‘standing up for an unpopular opinion’ meme used in a ‘very obvious opinion’ context. Btw my eyebrows look great today
Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger looking jovially towards the camera while the Predator peers over their shoulders like ‘heeeyyyyyyy you guysssssss’
Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets
A screenshot of a tweet that reads: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER. Have you been hurt in an accidental at? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
A screenshot presumably originally from Twitter but seen by me on Facebook, original Twitter comedian lost to the mists of time, of a TIME magazine front cover, showing Harry and Meghan staring into the camera, Harry standing behind her with his hands on her shoulders, and the comedic caption reads: This looks like Harry is her hairdresser looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers
My left hand with cherry red nails on all fingers apart from my ring finger which has a nude base and a cherry design, a blue sapphire engagement ring surrounded by small diamonds and also you can’t see them but my eyebrows are absolutely amazing today
A screenshot from BBC News saying ‘Catholic altar wine replaced after becoming a favourite in Kenyan bars’
Ben Affleck reading something on his phone looking concerned like it could be that Tim McGraw plays James Dutton and Faith Hill plays Margaret Dutton in ‘1883’ on Netflix which is strangely unsettling
A screenshot (originally posted on Twitter) of Taylor Swift and Cillian Murphy both appearing on the Graham Norton Show recently and Swift is mid-conversation and Murphy is looking at her like she’s a beauty pageant contestant who’s just said she wants to singlehandedly end world hunger and bring about world peace
A screenshot from Childish Gambino’s music video to ‘This Is America’ but with the bluesky username ‘Struward’ over the character shooting the hooded character in the chair which has the words ‘Irish people trying to talk about our own presidential election’ in. Essentially illustrating how Struward has assumed because the original poster is talking about a presidential election with a candidate who has the name ‘Gavin’ (his surname in this case) it MUST be the American election (???) because that’s the only presidential election in the world ever