Turbulence Jones

@lukehancock.bsky.social

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I use Bluesky as a distraction when I'm bored and for posting pictures of random stuff. I don't care for Instagram, so I use the media tab here. Mostly here for baseball and movie conversations but I rarely stick to that.

My lock screen shows the classic Charlotte's Web drawing though Charlotte has spun her web to read, "Fuck Ice."
A photo of Colorado Springs from the mountains.
A post talking abojt setting expectations for the new Women's League because they haven't had a ton of time to prepare, to which I replied, "I'm a Rockies fan. I'm used to it
A marquee for The Black Sheep reads, "MC Chris"
A cartoon of a shark holding a bong, with a necklace that has a Marijuana leaf emblem and he appears to be smoking a joint, and he has Marijuana leaf sunglasses and a pierced dorsal fin and he's my best friend.
A photo of the infield as The Colorado Rockies play the Cincinnati Reds.
A poster for Supergirl.
A photo of The Bouncing Souls, live at The Ogden Theater in Denver.
Me in a fake train that I was apparently not supposed to get in.
A package of Rotten Brand Spicy Sour Gummy candy. The packaging looks like it is designed to imitate the look of Madballs and Garbage Pail Kids.
From spellbee.org I have spelled, "ANARKY."
A marquee at The Black Sheep for Bad Cop Bap Cop on 6/6
A photo of Daring brand plant based Buffalo Wings.
The marquis for the movie theater in Roku City says, "I DON'T THINK SO, HONEY."
A photo of my dog: black with white markings.
Potato Pirates at The Mission Ballroom in Denver on the 16th of May, 2026.
A poster for the movie, Buffet Infinity. The title is printed on the poster next to a burger that looks like a Big Mac.
A picture of a living corpse with the quote, "I am willing to take a bullet for this country." - President Trump
A blob of airfried food.
An MSNBC headline that says, "The break from tradition at this year's White House Corresponents Dinner isn't funny."
Just a stupid photo of my TV with MLB Big Inning on.
A box of Super Stuffed Cinnamon Caramel Pop-Tarts.
Codefendents live at What's Left Records in Colorado Springs.
Dinger, the purple triceratops mascot for the Colorado Rockies.
A headline reads, "Disney Lays Off Entire Marvel Studios Visual Team"
A bagel of Milton's Gluten Free Crispy Sea Salt Crackers.
I still from the 1993 film, Clerks with meme text saying, "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERKER"
Pizza donuts from Coors Field.
Coors Field from right field.
A photo of a bag of Hi-Chew Premium candies.
A photo of a 1994 box of Honey Nut Cherrios with Sonic the Hedgehog on the box. I stole this picture from some random clickbait headline.
The band, Cheap Perfume performs at The Black Sheep in Colorado Springs.
Me and Dinger
Better Lovers, in concert.
A sign that reads, "No health care, for you peasants, But a ballroom for the Queen" with a picture of 47 looking like Marie Antoinette.
A still of Anthony Norman as Captain Fun in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat
A marquis for a club called the Black Sheep reading "Nekrogoblikon 3/6"
A photo of a Hutt from the new Star Wars movie, and a BlueSky post saying, "Honestly, woud."
A picture of the Team USA vs San Francisco Giants exhibition game, showing that Team USA had a sizable lead, going into tbe 9th inning.
An image of a clickbait article that declares, "Doritos Protein chips arriving soon"
Ticket stub for The Queers
A can of Monster Energy drink. The flavor is Punk Punch
A picture of an article's thumbnail that says, "Avatar stars reveal shocking biometrics they want to explore next."
A short haired black cat sits atop a closet door staring at a plastic spider that is attached to the ceiling with a stay sock string.
That Norman Rockwell painting that you can't avoid.
A box of DARK CHOCOLATE Reeses Puffs!!!
A photograph of a coward nazi pig, standing on a fullass two legs and a fullass two feet with the caption, "Help! I've been run over!"
A picture of me with an enormous stuffed Pop-Tart.
A photograph of a nazi coward, clearly standing up on two legs and two feet, with the caption, "Help! I've been run over!"
Year to year numbers showing Colorao's population growth.
An edited picture combining the Norman Rockwell painting that shows a man standing in a crowd, with a Minion. The Minion has replaced the star of the painting.
A picture of dummies candy called Inside Outs.
A picture of some jewel stickers, still in plastic because I forgot what I wanted to make pretty.
A bag of Vegan Jerky from the brand, Louisville Vegan Jerky Co. The flavor is Maple Bacon.