Luna/Serena/Sage

@lunainvidia.bsky.social

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creative-type, dongslinger, fat femme PNW transplant, half-native, Spring Court. I cry a lot.

A screencap of the music video for the Hoobastank song "The Reason", showing the lead singer looking pensively off camera in front of a pawn shop. The lyrics on screen have been edited from "I've found a reason for me" to "I've found a reason for BOX".
the Norman Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech, showing a workman standing up in a council meeting.
A screencap of my email inbox. Text reads: Honey's Place New Arrivals Guide - New Arrivals Guide Bad-Dragon Designed by Thirst. Perfected by Science. The Labs return 01/30/26! - Bad Dragon Labs will launch January 30th, 2026! The Stranger Slog AM: ICE Executed a Man on the Street in Minneapolis SVAKOM Edge Your Way to Ecstasy - A Playful Guide to Slowing Down and Feeling More VistaPrint NOW -> $15 off orders $75+ Our Buy More, Save More sale is back vistaprint® Ends Friday
a sketch of Zooble from the Amazing Digital looking sad and drunk. text says "I have no cock and I must cum"
a Golden Oreo, crudely edited to have Rumi's purple braid from the movie Kpop Demon Hunters
Small scribbled depiction of a person dazed and reading off a very long piece of paper. Text reads "It's INVENTORY TIME, gotta count 19931 things"
A comic depicting, in order, a group of stick figures having a seance, a basic gravestone, a featureless ghost, a floating ring, and then a person leaving a shop while the ghost floats porn magazines around. Text reads "Back when the store opened, they had a seance, apparently. This all used to be farmland. Supposedly, a young man named Darrell suffered a fatal farming accident here. He's mischievious, not dangerous. My boss says she once watched her ring levitate off the desk and fall to the floor. "Goodnight, ghost!" I suppose there's worse places to end up. "
A comic depicting a young woman, a penholding mug with boobs, a small dildo with horns and a face, and a spooky ghost. Text says "I'm the manager. Technically there's 3 more employees I should introduce. Aphrodite, office supply management (a vintage cup that holds pens. Her boobs jiggle!) The Dildevil, now and forever employee of the month. Overnight Security: Darrell. Boss Z swears the shop is haunted. More on him later."
A comic depicting a scribbly person taking out recycling and making a scrapbook (text says "This job does generate a lot of recycling, boxes, packaging, DVD cases, etc. I'm crafty so I'm always trying to find ways to reuse stuff. Coelasquid's post on making notebooks was inspiring!"). The next two panels show the person turning over the page she's drawn on to reveal a list of purchased adult store items. Text reads "This is why if you look, you'll see... I draw these all on invoice backs! And other scrap paper."
A short comic depicting scribbly renditions of an adult store and their workers. Text reads "It's been slow (because of the everything.) Costs just go up and up. Today, tho, was blessed by a favorite regular: MR OCTOPUS. (He buys a ton for trivia prizes at a local bar.)" The bottom panel is a depiction of Mr. Octopus as a man with a literal octopus for a head, saying "business credit card be upon ye" as he spends $595.88
A scribbly four-panel comic depicting an adult shop and the people who work in it. Text: "My name is SAGE and I work in adult retail. It's just normal retail with more penis. All names but mine have been changed. Sunny (associate) Victor (a crow) August (buyer) Trixi, Diamond (swing shifts) the bosses Y and Z. I hope someone enjoys my lunch break doodles!" Then in very small text, Trixi asks "Why do I look so haunted?" Sage responds "Markers are hard in 30 minutes!"
A picture of the DashCon ballpit (a small inflatable pool filled with plastic balls in the middle of a warehouse) with the Avengers Doomsday logo crudely edited over it
Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 (a pretty, intimidating man with black leather armor, shoulder pauldrons, and long silver hair) extends his hand to the viewer. Atop of it has been edited a platter of cartoon burgers and fries from the Simpsons meme "Steamed Hams."
A screencap of a Screen Rant article titled "Why Glinda Always Gets Boq's Name Wrong In Wicked", with headshots of both characters from the movie.