Fehu the Lizard

@lustylizard.bsky.social

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I gotta write something snazzy to go here but here are the facts: big gay, lizard time, crunchy art for fun, secretly a big nerd, 28, nsfw usually

the tiniest little cat, I am talking minuscule, itty bitty, TINY LITTLE GUY, sitting on a big open floor, only making the kitten look even smaller.
A painting of Robert Carter the III as a young gentleman, dripped out in his finest he exudes luxury, he is wearing a golden silk suit with a sort of puffy quilted texture, and a white silk cape with a fancy lace collar, he holds daintily in his hand a masquerade mask, his eyebrows are perfect, his cheeks are rosy, his jaw sharp, he has the smile you get when you have never experienced hardship, he looks exactly like someone who owns other people.
Three separate very muscular men look at their laptops, a fourth very scrawny nerd boy does the same, it is implied they are encouraging him in a wholesome and honest way. The classic "buff guys help out nerdy kid" meme.
A chart showcasing the some of vegetables originating from various parts of Wild Mustard, or Brassica Oleracea, which have been selectively cultivated for different qualities, including Brussel sprouts, Cabbage, Kale (WOOP WOOP), Broccoli, Cauliflower (tbh not a fan), Kohlrabi (idek that is). Not pictures is a Turnip, which is another Brassica!
You guessed it, Kale.
An anthro goat guy, he is dressed like a priest and clutching a cross.
A barrel chested anthropomorphic fellow dressed in 18th century garb, posing with a long rifle leaning against an old tree, his parentage seems to have been between a horse and alligator.