Huge Joe Weaving

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A YouTube video called "How to oil your gts-6030 hair clipper for daily maintenance" uploaded by user 'soliloquy from Hokkaido.' It was uploaded 2 days ago and has 16 views.
An eBay listing for a gold, limited edition, new in box Nintendo 64 game console with controllers. The seller wants $142,938.82 for this thing and $553.16 for postage.
A 20m coax cable
Generated Star Trek TNG title that says "everyone gets space sick again to save budget."
A card game called "Go Bum," which is Go Fish but with bottoms
A television playing the title card for the movie vampire hunter D: bloodlust. It's all cool biomechanical chrome with skulls and mediaeval looking vampire art.
A hand holding a round plastic takeaway container
A YouTube thumbnail that reads 'Could you survive Silent Hill in real life'
A screenshot of a Bumble prompt saying: I'll know we vibe on a date if your intellectual
The first three party members of the videogame claim obscur expedition 33. They're a woman with long dark hair called lune, a bearded man with curly hair called Gustave and a red-headed teenage girl called Maelle. They all wear formal looking, white satin outfits with red sashes
A giant skeletal hand reaching out of a ring of pink and purple energy
Breville 4 slice toasted sandwich maker sitting on a kitchen bench
A 2023 GWM Ora in blue-green
An in progress shot of a wargaming mini. The vampire Count Duvall standing on the ripped off neck stump of a mega gargant giant
A screenshot of the game Final Fantasy VII remake. The character Chadley is a bishy looking youth with grey hair and a monocle wearing what looks like a school uniform. Text identifies him as Chadley
One of those bamboo/cane bowls your Nana had when you were a kid. Iconic
A notification from the Garmin connect app that reads "sleep coach. 9 hours recommended. You could use a lot more sleep lately."
A screenshot of me trying to reply "The Shig Bort" and blue sky saying there's an internal server error
A Youtube Short thumbnail. It is a portrait image close up of actor Tony Shalhoub eating pasta in a way that is very unflattering. the text reads "Tony Shalhoub finds a $2.25 NYC dish worth an enormous tip."
A man's hand holding a poppyseed bagel filled with eggs and bacon. The bagel is wrapped in a brown paper bag
Youtube comment on the above video that reads "I'm a teacher and a student bought me a Dracula funko because I love Drac and during the zoom teaching era a student saw Drac and bought me Frankenstein and it snowballed and now I have like a dozen funkos and I never bought any of them and I find them a bit creepy but I can't get rid of them bc they're from my kids I'm in a prison of my students' making and my jailers all have big black eyes."
Photo of a black bird at a nature centre. Next to the bird is text that says "Spangled drongo"
An anime man with blond hair and a red jacket smokes a cigarette (he might be from old Gundam). He stares at the camera sternly. The text reads "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix."
Garmin Fenix 8 smart watch
A man with short curly black, a moustache and sunglasses wearing a white singlet, blue jeans and an open linen button up shirt. He walks out of a service station holding a can of white monster energy drink
A man wearing glasses with curly black hair and a dirty mo. He smiles at the camera and holds a Sony FX3 with an external monitor. Behind him is the water of heavy bay and a sunrise
Screenshot of a dating profile which reads: My bio Back on Canada after living in Australia for a year. Looking for a man with no kids who is conservative with a good sense of humour. Likes techno, is independent and doesn't love with his mother. I like to travel, I am easy going, funny and love the ocean.
Closeup on some fucked up AI man who looks like a microwaved DreamWorks character
A SanDisk SSD being held in a man's hand
A kitchen sink full of water. The water contains an underwater camera and a mermaid barbie
An Olympus TG-7 camera mounted into an underwater housing
An underwater camera housing and an instruction booklet explaining how to apply silicone grease to the housing's o-ring
Homer Simpson rapidly decomposing into a zombie as hallucinationed by bart in the simpsons
The cover of the book "heavenly bodies: cult treasures & spectacular saints from the catacombs" by Paul Koudounaris. It shows a bejeweled, ornamented skeleton
A man smiling at the camera while people disembark a boat behind him
Closeup of me on a boat on the great barrier reef during sunset
The nuclear explosion nightmare scene from Terminator 2. Sarah Conner is engulfed in flames and all the flesh is blown off her skeleton
The Mega Yachts Liva docked at the Cairns port
The scene from Final Fantasy x where Yuna does laugh therapy with Tidus. It is one of the most strange and fucking funny scenes in videogames
A diorama of a green boat on blue resin water in a square frame. There's two people in the boat. There's a card showing the art name, "the owl and the pussycat" by Lucas Miller under the insta handle @minipaintie. It is for sale for $300
Oil gushes out of an oil derrick with the text The Lucas Gusher at Spindletop, Texas (1901)
A photo of the book 'The Manly Art Of Knitting' by Dave Fougner. The cover is black and white and shows a cowboy sitting on horseback while knitting
cover art of the "Pokemon The First Movie" soundtrack
Leslie Nielsen
8 packs of monster energy drink and 8 packs of redbull
A man's hand holding a bottle of Fountain Thick Mint Sauce
Ewen McGregor from Trainspotting. The scene where he climbs into a filthy toilet
"In February, a blockage caused by a fatberg forced the last-minute cancellation of the concert of Canadian rock singer Bryan Adams, who had been set to play at Perth Arena."
Some fucking horrifying ad for some shit called Stayz. The ad is meant to show people by a pool but everyone looks like a melting flesh mutant.
Poster the Naked Gun remake with the text "No AI was used in the making of this poster." The picture is Liam Neeson as Frank Drebin holding a gun and his hand has several extra fingers.
F Murray Abraham as the villain Ru'afo from Star Trek Insurrection. He wears brown robes. His skin has an unnatural stretched look to it
The foggy Brisbane CBD viewed through the girders of the Neville Bonner foot Bridge