Lyla

@ly1ability.bsky.social

204 Followers 231 Following

I play derby with @eodrollerderby Trans woman 🏳️‍⚧️ Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 Poly ♾️ Meme Consultant 🤌

Simpsons meme with homer on the top panel yelling out his car "you can't change your gender, otherwise everyone would do it" bottom panel is someone saying "what did he say?" Other person says "I don't know, something about being an egg"
The image shows a bicycle-shaped object completely wrapped in blue gift wrap with white snowflakes, standing in front of a Christmas tree. The text overlaid on the image says, "I hope it's new skates." The joke is that the very obvious shape of the wrapped bicycle makes it impossible to mistake for skates.
A meme featuring a scene from The Incredibles. The top text reads, 'Friend: Why are you always playing derby?' The image shows young Buddy Pine angrily exclaiming, 'It defines who I am,' in bold yellow text.
The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a cat standing behind a sniper rifle in a forest, with the labels: "Me" (above the cat) "Having a nap" (near the sniper rifle). The bottom panel shows a close-up of a cat's face viewed through a rifle scope, with the label: "Being so sore I can't get out of bed." The meme humorously suggests that soreness is "targeting" the person when they're trying to rest.
The image is a blurry street surveillance photo from the assassination of a billionaire ceo of a health comapny, with text added for humor. The labels "CRAMP" and "ME IN BED" are overlaid. It humorously represents a situation where a cramp (labelled on the assassin) causes someone in bed (labelled on the billionaire ceo) discomfort, likely suggesting how sudden and painful cramps can be.
A profile card for "Lyla" from blueskyroast.com. The top section includes a profile picture of Lyla, who has short blue hair The tagline reads: "Lyla: The Derby Dynamo with a Side of Anarchy." Subtext: "Where roller derby power meets meme magic and revolutionary zeal." A quote beneath reads: "A blend of righteous passion and playful chaos, like a well-rolled joint in the middle of a protest." Key performance metrics include: 92% Authenticity 88% Thought Leader Key topics: 80% Activism and Protests 85% Roller Derby
An image of the 'Is this a pigeon?' meme featuring a man with glasses gesturing toward a butterfly. The man is labeled 'Me,' the butterfly is labeled 'Random men following me on Bluesky,' and the caption below reads, 'Is this being a woman?'
Me wedged in the walls of an Icelandic cave. Looking stressed with the words: Work, Losing games you should be good at, What to eat, Bad farts, Derby, Sadie, Rocco, Other drivers, Where's my water bottle.
This meme humorously captures the chaotic nature of roller derby! It's relatable for blockers trying to hold their ground against fast and powerful jammers—sometimes, it feels like you're bracing for impact, only to have them slip right through.
A meme from a still of my Neighbor Totoro where a young girl and her younger sister wait in the rain for the bus. Totoro is replaced with Moo Deng. Text says "When your blockers are opposite heights". Funny because Moo Deng is 3x as tall as the girl.
This is a meme featuring Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda. The top text says, "WHEN THE PAINKILLERS WEAR OFF," and the bottom text reads, "My time has come," humorously implying that pain is about to return once the medication loses its effect.
This image is a meme featuring Marge Simpson from The Simpsons. She is holding a potato, labeled "Skeet," with the text above her reading "Me." The caption at the bottom says, "I just think they're neat." It humorously conveys affection or enthusiasm for "Skeet."
This image is a meme featuring two people. The person standing is labeled "Derby Community," while the person kneeling and drinking from a bottle is labeled "Me." The context implies a relationship where the kneeling person seeks approval or affection from the Derby Community.
Very cute dog whose paw is in their handler's hand. Comfy on a white blanket looking adorable
A meme-style image shows a person holding their hand out in perspective to make it appear as if they are pinching the sun. Text on the image reads "ME BLOCKING THE JAMMER" near the person and "THE JAMMER" near the sun, humorously referencing a roller derby strategy. The background is a serene landscape with a clear sky, water, and trees.
A humorous image of two people interacting. A smiling person labeled 'Derby Friend' is holding a whipped cream can, spraying whipped cream into the open mouth of another person labeled 'Non Derby Friend.' The whipped cream itself is labeled 'Derby.