Michael E. Cohen

@lymond.bsky.social

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Writer (TidBITS, Take Control Books), programmer, teacher, multimediator, bad cartoonist. Faith: Justified Misanthropist. Occasional blog posts at http://www.pixel-stained-wretch.com

Two children in front of a toy box, with one holding a doll and saying, “I swear too much…it’s a goddamn *shame*!”
Headline: “Democrat flips seat in special election for Florida district that includes Trump‘s Mar-a-Lago resort”
Headline reading “What Does a Healthy Vagina Smell Like?”
A flying saucer hovering over Santa Monica Pier.
Santa speaking to an elf before the North Pole KringleCorp HQ (in a surprisingly jungle-like setting!). Santa: Are we doing anything about global warming? Elf: R&D reports they’ve finished work on the low-emission Hanukkah candles!
Hand holding dog poop
Hand holding dog feces
Headline that reads “Can man leave by iPad alone? Let’s find out…”
A statue of a garden gnome
Poster reading “LOST ANY SENSE OF HOPE FOR THE FUTURE If found, GOOD FOR YOU!! It's too late for me...”
A cockroach in a Santa hat
Weather app for Santa Monica showing an 88°F high temperature.
The text of Article 1, Section 9, of the U.S. Constitution, with the phrase “except jet aircraft” handwritten in red over it.
Headline: POPULAR SCIENCE The universe may die sooner than expected
Headline: Newly-elected Pope wears Apple Watch on first official mass
Screenshot of TMZ story posted on Apple News with headline: “Jax Taylor Pulls Down Sweatpants to Scratch Crotch While Running Errands”
Shot of stock values on April 21, 2025, showing the DJA down nearly 1000 points, among other things.
Headline: “Over 1,700 pounds of Cabot Creamery butter recalled: Finding suggests fecal contamination”
CNBC Headline: “DOW DROPS 2,000 POINTS AS TRUMP TARIFF MARKET ROUT DEEPENS”
Stock market report showing Dow Jones, NYSE, and NASDAQ all showing triple digit losses this morning.
Today’s Dow Jones, NYSE, and NASDAQ indices all showing losses, with Dow Jones off by over 400 points.
Stock market report from this morning showing declines of hundreds of points each for Dow Jones, NYSE, and NASDAQ.
Smiling face with caption “Ha! You’re drowning in an ocean of despair!”
Bust of 47 made of manure
Santa Monica beach with Catalina Island in the distance
Air quality map for west Los Angeles area, showing the effect of the current wildfires.
An AI generated sketch of me.
Chrismukkah ornamentation intensity guide, with a Star of David at level 1 and a pagan fertility figure at level 3.
An AI-generated pickleball glove: a 7-fingered baseball glove holding a pickle.
Poop emoji in a Santa hat
A man wields a bat at a piñata as a group of people look on, shocked and dismayed. Caption: “Nobody move or the piñata gets it!”