Lyse

@lyse.myatproto.social

4521 Followers 1951 Following

Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.

A green chrome nail polish
"Kalshi has hundreds of thousands of users in Wisconsin," a Kalshi spokesperson wrote in an email. "Implying they can't vote because they use Kalshi is not only dishonest, it is voter suppression! If even a handful of our users in Wisconsin see this and get scared away from voting, that could EASILY swing an election."
Two tacos and a carnitas combo
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Patrick Casey & @restoreorder... • Jul 17 Earlier today I watched Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. •.. Was it a masterpiece, as many critics claim? Or am I racked with guilt for financially supporting woke Hollywood garbage? Listen to this short yet thorough podcast to find out.
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Snakes like this weather. Are you a fucking snake? Tuesday, July 21 Patchy Smoke 101° 101° | 70° Feels Like: 102° 3 mph N
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Gainesville, TX Chatter BluePear3505 • 48m • g •.. I don't know if this is allowed, However, I wanted to get feedback from anyone who has followed FIFA Does anyone know how many people were let into the United States for these games and how do we (government) know they are tracked to go back to their country? Don't remember a lettuce issue before the games.. Not blaming fans, but as we know, our fearless leader has been trying to send people back home that are not supposed to be here. Yet we let everyone in for a soccer game. * maybe the person tracking them is the same person that did not track how much money we give to every country without any proof of how they spent the money. Feel free to beat this up. I posted it anonymous for a reason. I don't think it would be tied to them, but if a person that wanted to do harm to the United States states, it would be the perfect way to get into our country. Just saying..
Stamped cross stitch project in progress. The upper right corner is foliage and the lower left corner is flowers
SpongeBob holding a signing reading “I joined Nov ‘24”
bixlee.baky.social @bixlee.bsk... • 43m • Joined Sep '23 • He Him houses that were 300k are now 700k but i guess i just need to save more 1 12 queer commie terrorist t @britculpsapp.bsky.social X • Joined Apr '23 Jerrified Bluesky Elder cut back on the avocados & tide pods u fuckin glutton 6:14 PM • Jul 20, 2026
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I'm knitting the handbasket we're all going to Hell in. Image: a drawing of an older woman with a LOOM your ecards Someecards.com
New rates for data centers Starting July 8, most customers will see lower prices as large data centers pay more under new rates. Learn more:PortlandGeneral.com/MyRates. Green Future in action
Wilfred Brimley saying dieuhreeuh
A thin fuzzy caterpillar on a green leaf. On top of its head are four older heads from previous molts in order of size with smallest at the top.
Simpson’s fortune teller saying “are you a cop?! Cuz you gotta tell me if you are.”
collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social Joined May '23 • Bluesky Elder Defunding rural services is a step towards progress because rurals are holding back society in every measurable way.
A hairy brown caterpillar standing on a leaf. He is brown and hairy EXCEPT for markings that, I swear to god, look likes he’s wearing a teeny tiny neon green high vis vest. What the hell
horse dentist el @equine_dentist • Nov 10 przelwalski's horses are crazy because holy shit those are just the dudes from the cave paintings hanging out Image: three dun colored horses with short upright manes. They look just like a cave painting of a horse
Stamped cross stitch project in work. The lower corner shows flowers and leaves
When you want a partner but you done with the drama. Image: a pool with debris in it, possibly following a storm. In the pool is an inflatable shaped like a crocodile and laying on top of it is a real crocodile
A regular sized pie pan with a Shepard’s pie covered with mashed potatoes and cheese
Still from Hogfather showing Death in red and white with a false beard and Albert in the back
"THe PARTY" IS OUR MOST DIFFICULT ESCAPE ROOM-YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO GET OUT OF A ROOM FULL OF EXTROVERTS. A staff member stands in a hall with two people. In front of them is an open door showing a room with a lot of people that all appear overly excited and happy
patriotr.bsky.social Follows you @patriotr.bsky.social 12 followers 547 following 1 post Pureblood USAF vet 72.78 The only post is a meme reading “Lies and Violence: The Official language of the Democrat Party”
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Human: *gets infection* Macrophages: *release pyrogens to raise the body temperature and kill off the pathogen* Human: *takes ibuprofen* Macrophages: (meme of disappointed bald man in plaid and a vest)
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If you're fond of punching down - especially when it comes to blaming voters/non-voters - you probably shouldn't follow me. Thanks! Sorry, can't afford to donate.
Movie poster FROM PRODUCER JAMES WAN DIRECTOR OF THE CONJURING DEMONIC EVERY HOUSE HAS ITS SECRETS. Image of an old plantation style house with leafless trees whose branches entwined to form what looks like a skull
Movie poster for As Above So Below Red poster with skulls on the top half and an upside down Eiffel Tower from them
Screenshot from clearsky giginorth2020.bsky.... 11/12/2024
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WordyGirl @wordygir|639.bsky.social Joined Nov '24 In her interview she stated that she decided to comply for her own safety. That is NOT rape....it is rape if you fight to the end!!!! This kind of timing always makes me suspicious and her statement solidified my concern.
Man shaving his head while getting a Nazi tattoo and saying “I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really”
A stamped cross stitch project in work. In one corner a bunch of leaves and flowers has taken shape
Jesse McLaren @McJesse Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole ass day off work *and* get to learn how an old watermill works. 2:51 PM • 9/25/21 • Twitter for iPhone
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SpongeBob holding a sign reading “I joined Nov ‘24”
Sara K. Runnels @omgskr You want me to get a husband??? The thing that killed everyone on Dateline???
Who would win in a fight: a fire truck or an ambulance? Doug Allen The ambulance. The fire truck has been coddled it's whole life. Polished and washed regularly, sent out on parades, and giving rides to kids. Every once in a while, it rolls up to a fire scene, sprays some water, and gets heralded as a hero. The ambulance, while smaller, is like a back-alley knife fighter. Years of overwork, abuse, and neglect have turned it into an emotional basket case. Just saved a life? Big deal... Here's a 2-hour long haul as a reward. It'll murder the fire truck for nothing more than a promise of a 30-minute break and a hot meal.
marissarei Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just....floated on over from Asia and took root. That's...hilarious. itcomesbetweenus Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose marissarei Right??? I'm watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They're remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean. thisisnotacatblog are you suggesting coconuts migrate
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2ndplacewins In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with "well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?" and what he going for was "the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing" But what */* heard was "Santa's Reindeer are predator animals that are covered in bells for our protection" and let me tell you I did not appreciate that. snakebitcat Just hear those slay bells jingling.
An adorable mini donut with blue frosting and red/white/blue sprinkles
Water changing color, screw worms killing cattle, hail... Someone's smiting the land with plagues. …今Reply个14少 One day we will ask why god didn't send us any signs and he will just look at us sadly ... 4 10 4
NEWS: NEW JERSEY REP. TOM KEAN says he has missed several months because of a diagnosis of depression. @DanJDeBrak I'm always for being open about mental health, but important context is that Kean, as a state rep, voted against the New Jersey Paid Sick Leave Act, which established 40 hours of sick leave for employees a year. Kean just took *4 months* of paid sick leave.
@ darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.
Screenshot of weather app: This weather is fucking awesome. Sort of like the perfect fart. Thursday, July 2 Partly Cloudy 68° 77° | 56° V Feels Like: 68° 1 mph NW
Stamped cross stitch project in progress. Slow slow progress.
Screenshot of weather app: It's cloudy, but not much else is happening. I would take a fucking nap if were you. Tuesday, June 30 Mostly Cloudy 61° 70° 1 50° J •Feels Like: 61° 3 mph WW
All Shall Love Me and Despair @all_shall_love Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
saw a lady in a sundress swigging wine straight from the bottle while out walking her dog and thought wow, I'm incapable of differentiating between fucking glorious vibes and rock bottom
Mike Primavera @primawesome Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.
Morgz @moviemorgz@la... • 6 days ago Them: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu- Me: Oh problem, definitely Them: That wasn't...it was a rhetorica Me: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is
Uni @Bomgeisha hot take: people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and its ingrained in our minds to like it. the actual season is fucking atrocious
Rachel Shukert @RachelShukert You laugh but Mrs. Claus was once a big city career girl in stiletto heels who went back to her home town for Christmas and fell in love with a bearded artisanal toymaker. 900 years later her life is a living hell