M31🍁

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🇨🇦Canadian author by day, potato by night • fantasy nerd • book enthusiast • magical • Harvard alumna • part owner of Canada • my life is an absurd musical

reads: US uninvited to Bridge Opening Ceremony. A picture of a pouting Trump with a US flag in the corner. A smiling woman with a Canadian flag in the corner
Ben Affleck with a cigarette looking exhausted in a blue jumper and jeans
A very ill potato, cucumber, tomato, asparagus The caption reads: VeggieTales cast decimated by outbreak.
Jimothy walking on a wet street with a brick house in the background
The meme of Will Smith hitting a comedian at the Oscars. Slapper labeled Random Canadian woman and Slapee labeled Dipshit MAGA teen
Avril walking arm and arm with Pluto at Disney
A woman with pink hair and a punk jacket smiles by the headline : The Hate White North: Canadian in ICE Custody after slapping teen over Trump clothing.
The Canadian Prime minister sitting in the Ontario wildfires denying that Canada needs a policy for climate emergency while he sits at his desk with a Canadian oil & gas mug. His voice balloon says: THIS IS FINE
A vigil set up for Conrad with a large poster of a raccoon, many condolence cards, and about 30 lit candles.
Merida and her three bear brothers from Brave by a bullseye as Merida is about to shoot an arrow. A brightly colored tartan mountain in the background.
Books sorted into a toast rack on a Wood coffee table
Hershey’s cookies and cream chocolate bars, each with a different Pokémon on a glass table. A big black dog has his nose in the shot.
A child’s homework that says when I grow up, I want to be… Carried away by owls with a crayon, drawing of a stick figure being carried by brown owls
One side of a sign that says: just do nothing. The other side of the sign says: it is impossible.
John Candy making a salute waving a US flag with the caption Canadian Bacon
A picture of the heatwave weather graph over Canada and next to it a pic of Hell burning. The office meme that says they are the same picture.