NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com Media platform covering global conflict zones. Focus on the Ukraine-Russia war. Consider supporting us once via buymeacoffee.com/noelreports or by becoming a member via patreon.com/NOELREPORTS.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social Apocalyptic shit disturber elephant trainer -
This is the only account . 👈 If I share something it doesn’t necessarily mean I agree
Founding board member
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
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Gofod Gwag (empty space) 📸 @gofodgwag.bsky.social All photography shown is my own.
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Rep: Curtis Brown.
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Contestant on ITV's #GeniusGame
https://linktr.ee/kencheng
Chris Krebs @thekrebscycle.bsky.social Aka @c_c_krebs over there 
PS01 @pstyleone1.bsky.social I was cool, but then Russia invaded Ukraine. Expert in economics & history & international relations.
I am not an academic here.
Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social Just thinking out loud.
Jeff Moss @thedarktangent.bsky.social thedarktangent@defcon.social
Alex Ionescu @ionescu.bsky.social Windows Internals Author, Developer, Reverse Engineer, Security Researcher, Speaker, Trainer, and most recently Nation State Hacker.
Core OS Platform Developer at Apple, Hyper-V Vendor at Microsoft, Chief Architect at CrowdStrike and now Director at CSE.
James Kettle @jameskettle.com Director of Research at @portswigger.net
Also known as albinowax
Portfolio: https://jameskettle.com/
UK_Daniel_Card @mrr3b00t.bsky.social 
Dirk-jan @dirkjanm.io Hacker at outsidersecurity.nl. Researches Entra ID, AD and occasionally Windows security. I write open source security tools and do blogs/talks to educate others on these topics. Blog: dirkjanm.io
Lawrence Munro @pentesticles.bsky.social CISO, Thinkerer, Advisor, Mentor
Orange Tsai @orange.tw This is 🍊
Accidental Partridge @accidentalp.bsky.social 🏆 Stuff Magazine’s “tweeter of the year” - 2013
Tim (Wadhwa-)Brown :donor: @timb.me.uk push(@fediverse, "Adversarial Engineer"); # i hack in Perl
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Jeff Moss @thedarktangent.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy Founder of DEF CON & Black Hat. Maintainer of infocon.org.
Member of the UK Gov Cybersecurity Advisory Board & The Council on Foreign Relations.
Working to […]
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Beyond The Joke @beyondthejoke.bsky.social I'm Bruce Dessau and I run the comedy news/reviews website beyondthejoke.co.uk 
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Mikey Reynolds @osintmikey.bsky.social Consultant @ NCC Group CSTL-Web #OSINT #OSINTFORGOOD
Kristen Csenkey, PhD @kristencsenkey.bsky.social SSHRC-funded Postdoctoral Fellow at Brian Mulroney Institute of Government & current Postdoctoral Fellow at Centre for International Governance Innovation Digital Policy Hub
Tech, policy & governance
kristencsenkey.com
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Masterpiece Owl Photo.
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🚫 There is No AI Image. All credit goes to Photographers.
George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social My name is George. I am the senior mouse catcher and I “work” at Stourbridge Junction railway station. *not all quotes are my own- but quoted with love
David Baddiel @realbaddiel.bsky.social On here too
rebeccafront @rebeccafront.bsky.social Actor, writer, podcast host.
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Gabriel Archanjo @garchanjo.com Co-founder at @BotCity (YC W22)
OSS Maintainer at MarvinJ and Marvin
Computer Scientist, AI, Open Source
London SE1 community website @se1.news Sign up to our free newsletter: www.se1.news
News, events & trivia for Bankside, Borough, Bermondsey, Elephant & Castle, South Bank and Waterloo since 1998.
Covering the northernmost bits of Southwark and Lambeth.
mr. TIM @timkellogg.me AI Architect | North Carolina | AI/ML, IoT, science
WARNING: I talk about kids sometimes
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https://www.nccgroup.com/us/research-blog/
Jim Gumbley @jimgumbley.com Basically a contrarian but can't see the point of getting into it. Old Millennial. Cyber Techie.
Kevin Eldon @itskevineldon.bsky.social Please follow: @kevineldon.bsky.social
Chef Reactions @chefreactions.bsky.social That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
ProfBrianCox @profbriancox.bsky.social Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester and Royal Society Professor for Public Engagement in Science
Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Writer, poker player and accidental quiz show host.
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Glad to be over here from the "other place"😂
It's like breathing clean air again 👍🏼
Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.
Huw @huw-welshmelbs.bsky.social 
@hereasajoyhog.bsky.social @hereasajoyhog.bsky.social 
@lucyhend.bsky.social @lucyhend.bsky.social 
Chris Ulliott @chrisulliott.bsky.social Technologist, CISO, ultra-distance cyclist.
Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social AI slop cannon
GitHub @github.com The AI-powered developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.
NCSC UK @ncsc.gov.uk We are the National Cyber Security Centre – part of the UK’s intelligence & cyber agency GCHQ. We help to make the UK the safest place to live and work online.
Mark Barnes @1nc4nu5.co.uk CTO @ Breakpoint Research
He/Him
Born at 340ppm
Dave Aitel @daveaitel.bsky.social 
Interrupt Labs @interruptlabs.bsky.social We’re here to provide world-leading vulnerability research and research capabilities. From browsers, mobile, automotive and everything in between.
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Londonopia @londonopia.bsky.social Celebrating London. News and history. #London
londonopia.co.uk
Surrey Docks Farm @surreydocksfarm.bsky.social 
SE16: Rotherhithe, Surrey Quays, Canada Water, Bermondsey @se16.com Occasional posts about Rotherhithe, Surrey Quays & Bermondsey. The https://SE16.com website is closed for now.
From the makers of @se1.news
Netflix @netflix.com One Last Time
Soroush Dalili 🍏🍐 @irsdl.bsky.social Hacker (ethical), web appsec specialist, trainer, tools builder & apps breaker, X: @irsdl
https://secproject.com/
https://soroush.me/
https://burpsuite.ninja/
Nick Dunn @n1ckdunn.bsky.social Hacking and offensive security. Opinions on hacking/offensive security, technology, science and sci-fi. Lover of really new technology and really old technology.
T1D.
Views are mine but may coincide with yours.
Marc Smeets @marcoverip.bsky.social Does a thing or two with red teaming @ Outflank | part time race and drift car instructor
DTM @dtmsecurity.bsky.social Hacker, Security Engineer and Researcher.
https://dtm.uk/
Daniel Cuthbert @dcuthbert.bsky.social Ageing hacker, long time documentary photographer. Black Hat Review board. Now sitting on numerous government cyber security boards so I guess that means I’ve grown up right?
James Forshaw @tiraniddo.dev Security researcher in Google Project Zero. Author of Attacking Network Protocols. Posts are my own etc. 
Troy Hunt @troyhunt.com Founder & CEO of @haveibeenpwned.com, the most trusted name in data breach intelligence. Speaker, blogger, Microsoft Regional Director. Gold Coast, Australia.
@gavinholt.bsky.social @gavinholt.bsky.social 
Smarticu5 @smarticu5.bsky.social Cloud-native offsec at AmberWolf
Rich Warren @buffaloverflow.rw.md Red Team & Offensive Security Research @amberwolfsec.bsky.social
AmberWolf @amberwolfsec.bsky.social Offensive Cyber, Risk Management & Governance, Vulnerability Research and Technical Due Diligence
Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social I was like this when I got here
Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social I’m not always having a go at wrong’uns…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Co-Host of The Trawl Podcast https://linktr.ee/thetrawlpodcast | @TimesRadio | @jeremyvineon5
Al Murray @almurray.bsky.social Tickets to my brand new tour on sale NOW via my website!
Jon Richardson @jonnyrico.bsky.social “Comedian”. Not good at most things. Completely unable to detect carrots in shoeboxes.
Nick Mohammed @nickmohammed.bsky.social Actor: Nate, Mr. Swallow, Anthony Stappan etc.
Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social 
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling.