Maall

@maallik.bsky.social

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Gamer. Eccentric. Probably a monster? DM's will be eaten.

A traditional bear claw doughnut.
The Indian from Dead Man, confirming a lack of tobacco.
A lazy man, lounging length-wise on a loveseat. There is an open newspaper lying on his face. And, his relaxed arm extends down to the floor, where his hand rectangle is resting on his open palm.
The end of the credits for Expedition 33.
Chocolate chip-less cookies, stacked on a plate. Are they good, are they not? It's a mystery, since you can't taste the picture.
My modest collection of style manuals.
Council of Science Editors manual of style, Ninth Edition!!
Vagrant Story
Ed, from Cowboy Bebop.
Unconcious floofer.
Stormbringer, and some elf. :P
No Man's Sky
Leon being interview in Blade Runner. Time for sleeps!
A While Exotic Royal ship in No Man's Sky. In the lower left, the Euclid Portal coordinates for getting to the system where it lives. It apparently arrives in the first wave of ships into the space station. (At last report.)
Monster Huntress, with an eyepatch!
Red Trex with a crown and green gloves says, "neat."
Pizza in hell. Our protagonist, Satan, has a new soul to torment. Satan offers this soul Pizza as their torment. Only, the pizza is face meltingly hot. The soul immediately digs in, his face melting from the heat. Satan laughs manically at the torment, except... The soul gleefully devours the pizza, and goes back for slice after slice, clearly not caring about the gory state of his face. This troubles Satan enough that he exclaims "Dude Stop!" preventing the soul from consuming the last slice.
My Series 1 Living Dead Doll. I brushed her hair, and moved her noose to her ankle so she can hang upside down, and not risk breaking her head off. I've had her for 22 years. ❤️
Maall's version of C 77's "V"
Yorkshire terrier with flyaway ears. A christmas tree toy rests in the background.
A poofy white dog drinkin' "Dumb fuck juice"
Varok sprinting.
High Barklord Varok
Sailor Moon in a cenobite outfit, holding a BOX.
A picture of the Beyonder... looking like they are, um... beyond.
An image of R.N. Jesus. Credit where credit is due... Designed and sold by waateey https://www.redbubble.com/i/art-board-print/R-N-Jesus-by-waateey/55267077.TR477
Lock screen with a frolicking Varok.
Tiny dog holding toofbrush.
An iconic jar of peanut butter...
An image of a Kobold ZDM Positive-Displacement Flowmeter.
Lurking, and watching... with a knit cap. Though I don't wear a knit cap, that's kind of beside the point. The cap simply came with the image.
Tongs that look like itlle grabby cats peets, w/beens.
A little person, on roller-skates, excited for Drugs.
I couldn't kern less, but very badly kerned.
A man kissing a very large onion. The onion is probably so big because it is Full of LIES!
Starship Troopers: "I'm doing my part" lady.
The boss from Office Space, telling someone how gross that is.
Learning is fundamental. In this image, Fun is emphasized in all capital letters, with a rainbow above it.
A man in a suit and bowler hat, holding a single red balloon, gazes at a framed image of cake with a single lit candle.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind film art.
One slice of pumpkin pie, floating in an entire tub of Cool Whip.
Rocky, taking a break from being a cute, but very jagged and choatic pill. Awww... DON'T WAKE HIM!!!
A google image of the definitions of dry, according to the Oxford English dictionary. My job is definition #2. (of information, writing, etc.) dealing primarily with facts and presented in a dull, uninteresting way. "he not only avoids dry accounts of regimes and rulers, but enables the reader to feel how the substance of daily life has changed" Unless you're a bibliographic professional, or deal with bibliographical information.
Maal's Meisterstück, which was not an option in the list. sadface
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Jaws" from the old James Bond films, The Spy Who Loved Me" and Moonraker. Considerably cooler tha Kanye.
A pith helmet.
Two stick figure-ish characters, attempting to escape their paper confinement by desperately beating on the 4th wall with their fists. (Artist is Don Hertzfeldt, I believe. What a genius that guy is.)
Frame 1: A boy asks Santa for a set of wooden soldiers. Frame 2: Santa replies, "All you need to say is 'My soul belongs to Santa when I die." Frame 3: Santa and the boy are smiling at each other warmly. Frame 4: An older version of our boy, now a man, with a bloody pitchfork in his back. (How it got there is unknown) Frame 5: His soul begins rising from the body and... Frame 6: Santa scoops the soul into a non-descript brown sack. Frame 7: Santa flies off into the distance, sack of soul over his shoulder. Frame 8: A workshop full of souls are assembling toys. Frame 9: The freshly collected soul asks, "I still don't understand what's in it for Santa."
A blurry pictur of Nosh, in a life-vest, half-wet, and all-the-way mad.
A little person about to GO TO TOWN on a piece of cake, bare-handed. Her toothy, wide-open word-hole looms large behind it, only partially obstructed by the multi-colored vertical layers. All her fingers can be seen, curled into wicked talons, hooded into the viewers side of the cake.
My new Friend-Maker!! Friends by FORCE. An elder brain from Volo's Guide to Monsters. SOURCE Mike Mearls, et al. (November 2016). Volo's Guide to Monsters. Edited by Jeremy Crawford, et al. (Wizards of the Coast), p. 173. ISBN 978-0786966011. ARTIST/PHOTOGRAPHER(S) Unknown artist
A black festive holiday sweater featuring a large image of a Tyrannosaurus Rex consuming a reindeer. There are also seamless bands of Trex patterns, and reindeer patterns featured below.
A still image of a cat, which is GIF format would be left-right punching. Now, the cat is simply posed for a Fist Bump. Which is what it is being used for here.
I tub of Cool WHip, with a slice of pumpkin pie swimmin' in it.
Staring at the sun is bad for your peepers.
An iconic film image of a police car flying by a large video billboard.