Mabes

@mabes3.bsky.social

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Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture PNW, Cascadia Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit? She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Confirmed Lives: 7 my scale says i'm 27, that's enough

Cutie patootie gatito
some bullshit
Mabes: ok hand to his noodliness, how long did you hard suspect? Friend: literally, since the day I joined the server. Literally thought you were a trans man (Unrelated convo) Mabes: like who Friend: Brian eno (Resume conversion) Mabes: I mean Friend: like I checked out your pronouns and I was like "he/him, well, I mean, no way this guy is cis" Mabes: I just read a lot, it's nothing exciting *Pouting anime woman face*
Z.A.T.O I Love The World And Everything In It
"moon's haunted" meme with "moon's haunted" substituted for "sun's wrong"
Screenshot of the recent steam cyberpunk event under the "of the Devil" subpost https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2739630/view/717912016810936420?l=english https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images//44837048/48bda415a3576e82ff886dcd45f359c720397ed7.png
Selfie of OP posted several days ago contrasted in profile with "Brunette Queen"
Coconuthead from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Smoke map of WA and Oregon roughly showing everything to be on fire
Sad eyes praying emoji
Classic meme format cat clutching a scratching post in seeming tormented ecstasy Above and below is the following quote, lifted from 40k about the intrusive feeling of the warp: "I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"
Meme of intrusive circular thoughts "I just need to remain gentle" "I just need to remain gentle" "You ok bro?" "Yes I just need to remain gentle" "I am gentle > need to remain gentle > remain gentle > gentle"
Livfreeorcry.gay: "God I love substances" Mel.bzky.team: "God I love bait"
multiple ink interchangeable pen
epoxy syringe example
Coffee residuals of former ice cubes
Eggs
https://fire.airnow.gov/ screenshot of within Spokane showing the local fires
Post by Quasi-Normalcy on tumblr which has subsequently been repeatedly and widely shared "I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil" " 'I'm just a smol bean uwuw' No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you are guilty" "And if you convince yourself that you're always and only a victim, you can inflict absolutely monstrous cruelty and never once feel bad about it"
Rod Hilton @rodhilton@mastodon.social He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
Attraction: 28.6% masculine/71.4% feminine Sex drive: 81.3% hyper/18.7% hypo Dominance: 50/50 Deviance: 78.1% deviant/21.9% pure Affection: 56.3/43.7 affection vs hedonism
6 by 6.5, riding the fun zone shy of crazy zone
Drum nails on surface
A harbor seal pup looking like it has clinical depression
"does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?" meme but with no text
Alan Richardson in that one movie killing Nazis where he's just "what if soulful nerd was big"
creatine, collagen, electrolyte mix, in a glass, ibuprofen, acetaminophen pills beside
Danganronpa meme gif of impending crushing death
Smoke map of Washington and Oregon showing everything east of the mountains on fire
Share of state natives living in birth state Broadly shows the south and Midwest with the highest percentages of retention (born and never left) vs the inland west, and New York/new England, who have far fewer natives still there
A venn diagram with the circles almost entirely overlapping with a trans flag in the center "Deviant kink artist from 2012" "Beloved indie game dev since 2016"
A peach red bull and an entire Grocery Outlet Stanley Cup of drip
Rogue and Storm from X3
"Thanks Satan" from Wreck It Ralph, with the playbook logo imposed over Satan's head
Blues and Greens, political factions in the Byzantine Empire in the 6th cent. They took their names from two of the four colors worn by the circus charioteers. Their clashes were intensified by religious differences. The Greens represented Monophysitism and the lower classes; the Blues, orthodoxy and the upper classes. In 532 the two factions joined in the Nika revolt against Emperor Justinian I and Empress Theodora.
Legoshi after consuming meat and ready to kill someone
Crying cat
A black/brown cat throwing back its head and screaming in a visceral "DO NOT WANT"
Spider noir staring out from the Narcos pool
Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End, at the end of their Reprise fight to the death for their own souls and the soul of the world, their final attacks having obliterated their left and right arms respectively, (their dominant arms), as they smile and gaze up at the sun having settled the contradictions of their personal relationship, and of their philosophical impasse. Also it's VERY gay And not just in one way
"Beret Girl" (never named? For real Disney? #sexism) from a Very Goofy Movie, otherwise known as the cause of the romantic preferences of every nerdy boy and girl age 28+
Someone handing a knife to another, handle first
Mam going through an existential crisis meme
Either I like what I said Or I don't post Ratatouille meme
Cancer Sun - moonlit shell Cancer Moon - tidal blue Libra Rising - airy peony Gemini Venus - mimosa wink
Three containers of blueberries
No you may not have them
Small flower in pot
Black raspberries
Original 80s "I learned it from watching you" anti-drug ad from which all the memetic descent originates
death at the claw machine meme, but instead of bemoaning that the intended target (for many years Henry Kissinger *SPITS*) is not in it (in THIS case Mitch McConnell) death says "You know honestly i can live with this for a few days
An anime woman on her hands and knees pounding the floor with her fists
Himalayan blackberry is a tall, semi-woody shrub with thorny stems and edible fruits. It grows upright on open ground and will climb over uneven terrain and trail over other vegetation. Mature plants can reach up to 15 feet in height. The canes of Himalayan blackberry can reach lengths of 40 feet and are typically green to deep red in color.
The Clodhoppers from the muppets, 120
Simpsons "No one gets to ruin the family vacation except ME, and maybe the boy" meme but the heads of Homer and Bart have been replaced with an orca and a bottle-nose dolphin respectively, and the text is "No one gets to fuck with the humans, except ME and maybe the boy"
graph showing rough increasing income growth over the post war period, with all strains of society largely in tandem or mutually rising, until the point, marked with a Reagan head, wherein Liberalization and the dismantling of the post war social democratic economic consensus decoupled wealth and productivity gains from most of the population, leading to the last 40-50 years of increasing wealth inequality and repeated crashes. This is brought up, because in addition to its own sake, it is an emblematic example of many factors of world policy that Reagan and his contemporaries led, that massively worsened living conditions for generations to come, and led to our present issues notably the Moral Majority and the emboldening of Christofascism as the dominant undercurrent of Republican and much of democratic social policy for decades toward queer people
viral tweet by Ruff-bluffs "Me: i like the funny horse cartoon Bojack: you will inherit your parents' trauma but you will never fully understand it Me: haha the cops a cat"
Crypto AI bot in my mentions does not merit being transcribed
"I had a vision... Do you think they'll be able to reclaim their old lives?" Small trans flag barely hidden on Anakin's shoulder Wave, donkey, globe on Obi-wan's chest