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A small red kerosene-style lantern glowing warmly on a wooden floor, its light casting a soft red circle beneath it, while in the near-total darkness behind it Pollox and Lumi sit side by side. They are barely visible except for the pale markings on their muzzles, keeping guard until everybody makes it home safe.
Pollox the Border Collie lies curled on a wood floor beneath a white desk, pressed up against a PC case whose green RGB lighting floods the whole scene, wall, floor and dog alike, in an eerie underwater glow. His black and white fur reads almost monochrome in the light, white blaze and paws catching it brightest, and he has his chin down and eyes half raised toward the camera with the expression of a dog who has found the correct spot and would prefer not to discuss relocating.
Lumi coiled into an almost perfect circle inside a green pop-up bin, completely filling the round shape like she was poured into it, head tipped back with her chin resting against the fabric wall and nose pointed up, eyes shut, front paws stretched out loosely near the open flap, her black and gray fur so thoroughly settled into every curve of the bin that she looks less like a dog taking a nap and more like proof that Nordic dogs are secretly liquid.
Pollox and Lumi tucked into two separate dark green pop-up bins side by side, Pollox on the left resting his black-and-white face against the edge of the opening with a calm, slightly sleepy look, and Lumi on the right sitting more upright with her ears perked and her gray-and-black coat catching the light, both looking straight at the camera as if they've just been caught claiming matching real estate on the kitchen floor.
Lumi and Pollox in two partially collapsed leaf bins.
Pollox curled up neatly inside a green collapsible pop-up bin, his black, white, and gray face resting against the rim while his tail and back legs stay tucked inside, ears relaxed and eyes fixed on the camera with a calm, watchful expression, an open cardboard box, a worn black rubber ring toy on the wood floor nearby.
Extreme close-up of Pollox's black nose pressed into the corner of a cardboard box, his blue collar and white chest fur visible just above it, with the dark green fabric bag serving as his makeshift eye-mask still tucked against his face and the rest of him blurred into the background, the whole shot zooming in on just how fully committed he is to this particular nap.
Pollox lying on his side inside a cardboard box that's clearly too small for him, his belly pressed against one cardboard with his legs hanging out over the edge of the box. His neck is bent so much that his nose is in the third corner of the box, his face buried into the soft folds of a dark green fabric bag like a makeshift eye-mask. His tail curls up in the last corner of the box. He is fast asleep in a pose so boneless it looks like a crime scene rather than a nap.
Lumi curled up inside a collapsed collapsible leaf bin, preferring its low plastic rim to any of her considerably more expensive dog beds, her fluffy gray and black coat spilling over the bin's edge while she rests her chin on the rim and gazes off to the side, an open cardboard box and a worn black rubber ring toy sitting nearby on the light wood floor.
Street View looking east along 9 Ave SW in downtown Calgary, a "no left turn" sign and a green 9 Ave SW street sign mounted on an overhead pole in the foreground, a tall beige high-rise with vertical fin-like piers dominating the skyline ahead, a domed heritage building with a cupola visible just in front of it, the Intact Place office towers visible further back and to the left, a glass pedestrian skybridge crossing the street below, and a mostly empty road lined with parked cars, a blue e-scooter, bike racks, and young trees along the sidewalk under an overcast sky.
Lumi and Pollox mid-wrestle in a tangle of gray, black, and white fur atop a fluffy gray dog bed, Pollox on top with a paw raised for a dramatic finishing blow and his mouth open in a full roar, while Lumi lies beneath him with her own jaws fully engaged, looking for all the world like she's exactly where she wants to be. Pollox will soon see the grave tactical error he committed.
Lumi, her coat a mix of black and light gray that reads almost tan in this light, sitting neatly folded into a small flat blue cardboard box clearly meant for something else, her head held high and gaze fixed thoughtfully off to the side, completely unbothered by the fact that she's several sizes too large for her chosen container, an brown dog bed and various household clutter visible in the background.
Lumi flomped on her back on a square dog bed with a large croissant-shaped teal bolster pillow curved around one side (a Kuschelhörnchen), one ear flipped inside out and paws sticking out of her everywhere. She is stretched loosely toward the camera, her fur splayed out in every direction like she landed there mid-collapse, eyes closed in total surrender to the nap, a bright window and dark furniture soft-focused in the background.
Close-up view looking up through the translucent petals of a red and yellow tulip, backlit by the sun so its glow bleeds through the flame-like red streaks and golden base of each petal, with blurred green treetops and a pale blue sky streaked by a jet contrail filling the background.
Lumi mid-tortoise-cosplay, her gray-muzzled snout and open mouth peeking out from beneath a collapsed yellow and red pop-up pool lying flat on dry grass, the inverted pool standing in nicely for a shell while the rest of her stays fully committed to the disguise underneath.
Screenshot of an Etsy listing for a "Crochet Semicolon Plushie Pattern – Mental Health Amigurumi (PDF Pattern)" from shop StressedKittyCrochet, priced at $4.99 with a five-star rating. The product photo shows a bright green crocheted semicolon character with a closed, contented expression, white cheek marks, and a small white antenna, resting on a wooden plank background, with an "Add to cart" button and delivery/item details sections visible below. Found at: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4304020334/mental-health-matters-suicide-prevention
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, swimming through a calm green river with a substantial branch clamped firmly in her mouth, her wet fur slicked back and darkened by the water, ears low and eyes fixed dead ahead with total focus on getting her prize to shore.
Screenshot of Google Street View on I-90/94 near the Kennedy/Eisenhower Expressway split in Chicago, showing a large green overhead sign with exits for I-90/94 West toward Wisconsin and I-290 toward Aurora and Ida B. Wells Drive, directly ahead a flatbed truck hauls an empty brown dumpster with a "RENT ME" sign, with several cars and a school bus visible further up the highway under a partly cloudy sky, and below the street view a corresponding map segment shows the location on Roosevelt Road near the University of Illinois Chicago, with nearby points of interest including Manny's Cafeteria & Delicatessen and Jim's Original.
Ten-week-old Lumi as a small dark puppy, lying stretched out on her side in a wire crate lined with a navy blanket, gray towels, and a small stuffed toy, gazing up at the camera with the kind of soft, sleepy eyes that give no early hint of the tactical mastermind she'd grow into, one tiny paw resting near the crate's edge and her puppy fur not yet showing the fluffy gray-and-black coloring she'd become known for.
Screenshot of a satellite map ruler tool centered on New York City, with a bright yellow circle drawn around it marking a 35.02-mile radius — apparently what a sufficiently motivated cyclist can cover in 2-3 hours, assuming good legs, no flat tires, and a stubborn refusal to accept that "90 minutes from NYC" was ever about walking or biking in the first place. The circle reaches the Delaware Water Gap in the west, Fairfield, Connecticut and Huntington on Long Island in the northeast, and down to Long Branch, New Jersey in the south, comfortably swallowing much of the tri-state area in the process. A measurement panel on the left shows radius of 35.02 miles, area of 9,915.07 square kilometers, and circumference of 219.54 miles, with numerous cities and towns labeled throughout the map including White Plains, Morristown, Elizabeth, and Princeton.
Screenshot of a satellite map ruler tool centered on Lower Manhattan, with a bright yellow circle drawn around it marking a 4.5-mile radius, just about how far a person could stroll in 90 minutes. The circle reaches Union City and Jersey City in the west, Astoria and Long Island City in the northeast, and down through Park Slope into Sunset Park, Brooklyn in the south. There is a measurement panel on the left showing radius of 4.50 miles, area 164.06 square kilometers, and circumference 28.24 miles, and labeled landmarks scattered across the map including the Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty, Times Square, and Prospect Park. A surprisingly large amount of the circumference lies over water, so at this point we will not exclude an underwater lair.
Pollox, a black and white dog with a notably fluffy coat and generous white markings, sprawled belly-up next to someone's leg on the ground for a full-body belly rub, head tipped back against the person's leg with a front paw raised mid-air, hind legs splayed loosely to either side in complete surrender to the moment, a person in a pink long-sleeve top and jeans reaching down to scratch his stomach while he soaks it in with total contentment.
Lumi curled into a tight donut shape inside an open cardboard box tipped on its side, her head tilted back against the box's edge so her face points straight up at the camera, eyes squinted into a sleepy, contented expression, one paw tucked near her muzzle and her tail wrapped around to meet her front paws, looking thoroughly pleased with having claimed the box as her own.
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, sits upright on a moss-covered tree stump in a sun-dappled forest, dense green foliage and a soft waterfall visible behind her, looking directly at the camera with calm, contented patience. Pollox is visible in the background, occupied with his own business. Lumi is not occupied with anything. Lumi is waiting. She is fairly confident a treat is coming, and she is prepared to wait exactly as long as that takes.
Closeup of the above picture showing a black and white dog standing in front of the main door.
Pollox in his orange jacket has all four paws planted and is pulling hard on his purple ring toy, hid enormous eyes fixed on the camera, teeth locked around the toy with total commitment while a human hand holds the other end and is clearly losing this negotiation. The ring will be his. Pollox has never been more certain of anything in his life.
A screenshot of a Bluesky post from the account "Elite Grifters" (@elitegrifters.bsky.social), using a Twitter screenshot to mock Kat Abughazaleh for eating fast-casual shrimp twice in one day as supposed evidence she isn't poor. A second reply from @fyouf.bsky.social adds that rent payments reveal what kind of person someone is. The phone's context menu is open at the bottom of the screen, showing options including Mute account, Block account, and Report account. The Block account button is right there. It exists for a reason. Maybe use it.
Lumi sits in a hole she has dug herself in the sand on a beach at sunset, a blue ball tucked in front of her, mouth open in a wide grin, the last light of the day glowing warm behind the treeline. She excavated this. She furnished it with a ball. She is sitting in the hole looking like someone who has solved a problem nobody else knew existed.
Pollox lies in green grass holding an enormous bone between his front paws, tongue out, looking directly at the camera with his characteristic enormous eyes and an expression of complete and uncomplicated happiness. A wooden cabin and a blue garden chair are visible behind him. He has a bone. He has grass. He has never needed anything else. Unless, if you happen to have a ball?
Lumi is stretched out in lush green grass under a clear blue sky, mouth open wide, working on a very large bone with the focused dedication of a professional. Trees and a rolling hillside stretch out behind her. She is not in a hurry. She has a bone, she has grass, she has sky. She's not taking calls right now.
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, is leaning over the edge of a cardboard box, mouth open in a massive grin, eyes wide and bright, every hair on her body indicating that she has just looked inside and found exactly what she was hoping for. A speech bubble reads "RELAX..." She is not relaxing. She has found the treat box. The situation is the opposite of relaxed. Collage created by: https://bsky.app/profile/dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social/post/3lje6x4s7g22k
A grey squirrel on a weathered wooden surface, photographed from directly above, looking straight up at the camera with its enormous fluffy tail fanned out behind it like a halo. It has spotted the person filming. It is not fleeing. It is simply looking, with the calm, direct energy of someone who has assessed the situation and decided their may be treats.
Lumi is curled up inside a large reusable shopping bag on a tiled floor, looking up at the camera with calm amber eyes, completely at home in a bag that was not intended for this purpose. In this house, any unattended bag will contain a Lumi within seconds. This is known as Lumi's Law.
Lumi is buried up to her chin in a billowing green fleece blanket, just her head, two small ears, and a glimpse of teeth visible above the fabric. She's watching the camera with the calm, settled energy of someone who is very comfortable and also has a plan. These two things are not in conflict.
Lumi is in her Feelings Box with only her head visible above the cardboard edge, eyes narrowed to the barest slits, ears forward, gaze locked on someone just off camera with the calm, measuring intensity of someone who has not decided yet what to do about you but has absolutely decided to keep watching. You have been assessed. The verdict is pending. Do not make any sudden moves.
Lumi erupts into the frame in a cloud of ruffled fur and righteous fury, amber eyes locked and loaded, every single tooth she owns currently visible and accounted for. Someone disturbed her while she was in the Feelings Box. This was not a good decision. The 97.6% bite-free statistic is having a difficult afternoon.
Mac wearing a blue Bravermountain t-shirt, red belt and tan trousers, stands grinning on a green agility field holding a large folded yellow agility tunnel under one arm. Lumi is cozily lying in the tunnel, poking her head out of the opening, mouth open, looking entirely unbothered. The tunnel has been folded. She has been folded with it. She was comfortable in there and saw no reason to leave just because someone had other plans. Orange agility hurdles dot the field behind them.
Lumi is viewed from directly above, curled into a shape that should not be physically possible on the wreckage of a cardboard box. She is approximately the size and shape of a very dense fur hat. No limbs are visible. The head can only be identified by the white surrounding her eyes. She has folded herself into a configuration that physics has not fully accounted for and she is completely fine with this.
Suspicious Lumi is suspicious.
Lumi playing with a ball on a rope
Pollox, a black and white Border Collie in his orange jacket, is lying down on the yellow bench of the Neunerköpfle gondola, relaxed to the point of structural failure. Lumi sits upright beside him, ears forward, mouth slightly open, watching something outside the window with focused attention. Snow-laden conifers and a ski lift cable stretch into a brilliant blue sky behind them.
Screenshot showing Sunshine's GFM, showing $6421 donated in total.
Pollox, a black and white Border Collie in his harness, sits upright on the grassy bank of a calm alpine lake, forested mountains rising behind him, holding his bright orange tug toy in his mouth with the quiet contentment of someone who has brought the one thing that makes any location feel like home. The mountains are beautiful. The lake is serene. He has his binky. Everything is fine.
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, sits in deep snow, head thrown back and mouth wide open mid-howl, snowflakes scattered in the air around her. Behind is a snowy field and a green metal fence in bright winter sunlight. One dog, calling the pack. Because there's someone in need and she can't pull the sled by herself.
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, stands on a mossy autumn forest floor, nose visibly dirty from whatever important business she was conducting a moment ago, ears at full attention, mouth open, eyes bright and locked onto the source of the sound with the focused intensity of someone who has excellent hearing and excellent priorities. The word was said. She has been summoned. Treats will now be produced or consequences will follow.
Baby Lumi, a tiny dark fluffy Finnish Lapphund puppy, marches across a wooden floor carrying a red plush devil toy that is approximately two thirds her size, completely undaunted by this logistical challenge. She is very small. The devil is very large. She has decided this is her devil now and that is the end of the matter. The carrying business started early.
Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, sits perfectly centered in the middle of a sweeping arc of rainbow-colored agility hoops arranged in a semicircle on a green lawn: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple spanning out on either side of her like wings. She is sitting very still, very upright, looking directly at the camera. It is Pride Week. Everyone belongs under the rainbow. Everyone.
Lumi sits in the snow with her head thrown back and her muzzle pointed to the sky, mouth open mid-howl, snow scattered in the air around her. She is calling. A long note sent up and out across the cold air, joining a chorus of voices raised tonight for one who has gone ahead. The pack is howling, making sure those before him know Kieran is coming.
Lumi and Pollox feasting on enormous bones
Screenshot showing an uploaded portrait-mode video cropped to widescreen
Lumi under an inverted blue kiddie pool
Pollox does not eat a strawberry.
Lumi eating a strawberry.
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Pollox, a black and white Border Collie, is floating 25 inch off the ground, fully airborne in a doorway between two orange-painted walls, mouth open, eyes wide, paws off the ground; launched upward by the consequences of his own decision-making. Lumi, a fluffy gray and black Finnish Lapphund, is directly below him, head up, aim locked. Pollox started it. Pollox is about to find out. The 97.6% bite-free statistic is under active review.
A very disappointed Lumi.
A dark-themed horizontal bar chart titled "Most Frequent Keysmash Tokens," showing purple bars for five entries. Ziggy leads decisively at 9, followed by Trazyn at 7, then an unnamed entry at 3, with Jetzt, Ziggy (with comma), and HITZE all tied at 2. Someone has scientifically analyzed their keysmashing and discovered it is less random than assumed.
Three heavy-duty sled dog collars hanging in bright sunlight from a wooden frame outside a chain link kennel run, each embossed with a dog's name. Washed, dried, and ready to be put away. The season is over. Behind the fence, the dogs are absolutely having many opinions about this.