🏳️‍⚧️Macabre Barbie 🐕 Arf!

@macabrebarbie413.bsky.social

498 Followers 383 Following

🏳️‍⚧️🔞Im a talking dog on the internet, come on! How cool is that‽ A playful trans subby puppy💖 Im a middle, and a TP³! Trans, Pan, Poly Puppy! Space 🌌, D&D ⚔️, Writer 📖, SW 🔞, Makeup 💄, Psychic 🔮, Eldritch Horror 👾, Monster fker 👽 Gnostic Minister 🙏

@Macabrebarbie413 and @Huntertheyeehqueen dressed up as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
@Macabrebarbie413 wearing a Sallie inspired dress and eyeliner done to look like stitches
A picture of Mordhaus from the Dethklok animated series Metalocolypse
@Macabrebarbie413 wearing a Halloween themed dress with cutsie black cats, skulls, and jackolanterns. She has a necklace with a cartoon ghost and bow earrings with jackolanterns on them
A scammer trying to offer 'free money' on tiktok and @Macabrebarbie telling them exactly how she would counter their scam
@Macabrebarbie413 with light makeup, her long blonde hair down on one side wearing a lightly colored floral shirt
A pretty filtered image of @Macabrebarbie413 's NGL link
A comic about trans communication: Step 1: make animal sounds to establish synchronicity (the preamble Step 2: infodump
@Macabrebarbie413 with darker dramatic makeup and eyeliner. She has steampunk plague doctor earrings, a lacy black choker, a necklace with a vial of blood on it, and fangs peaking out from behind sinfully red lips.
Several bolts arranged to look like a little guy
@Macabrebarbie413 sitting on a pink bed in a nebula-themed shirt and flowery panties smiling up at you with her fangs visible
@Macabrebarbie413 in a 'puppy girl hooters' outfit, with her paws, tail, ears and fangs visible looking like an adorable puppy. She is laying on her back and smiling up at the camera.
A word cloud showing @Macabrebarbie413 's most used words
@Macabrebarbie413 in a 'Puppy Hooters' outfit. Her paws, ears, tail and canines are all visible and adorable. She is laying on her back and smiling up at the camera from an upside-down angle.
A screen shot of @Macabrebarbie413 's profile with a poorly edited 0 added behind her followers count. Sometimes she just does things cuz she's a silly pupper
@Macabrebarbie413 laying in her bed in a Pansexual Pride pajama set with her Hyeena stuffie Brandi, and her purple Wolf stuffie Bella, messy hair and morning light.
Above, a close up picture of "The Creation of Adam" where the character's fingers almost touch Below, Macabrebarbie413 and her dog laying in opposite directions with their paws touching.
@Macabrebarbie413 smiling up at the camera with koi swimming in the water below
@Macabrebarbie slightly posing post workout in a full length selfie. She is in the locker room. She is wearing a pink sports bra and spandex shorts. She has her blonde hair in a ponytail and pink nails.
== Results from bdsmtest.org: == 100% Brat 100% Rope bunny 100% Exhibitionist 100% Pet 99% Submissive 94% Little 93% Primal (Prey) 93% Slave 87% Non-monogamist 75% Masochist 67% Experimentalist 66% Ageplayer 48% Voyeur 46% Vanilla 36% Degradee 19% Switch 12% Primal (Hunter) 11% Rigger 10% Owner 9% Master/Mistress 6% Dominant 4% Sadist 0% Daddy/Mommy 0% Brat tamer 0% Degrader
Rainbow Dash yelling "Louder!" At Fluttershy
@Macabrebarbie413 in a blue dress with white and yellow flowers. She is wearing light makeup, long wave blonde hair and is smiling at the camera. Featured is a giant, rainbow colored bunny peep she has named "Bingus" She thinks you are super cute and deserve puppy kisses 💖
@Macabrebarbie413 standing outside and smiling at the camera. She has lighter blonde hair than usual, impecable makeup with killer eyeliner, a black shirt with a gold cat on it and an over the shoulder Guess bag.
@Macabrebarbie413 standing outside in front of some bushes with mild shade. She has subtle clean makeup, pink lips and cascading rainbow earrings. She is wearing a flowing thin shirt that hangs loosely over her, it is black and white with gold flowers. She is smirking up at the camera, her hair is in a cute pony tail and she thinks you are cute 💖🐕
Screen shot of a list on a notepad app "Goal: 100 perfect pull ups in 1 set (Hw/Lr) [X] Standing Row 3 sets 6-8 reps at 40lbs [X] Pull ups unassisted 3 sets 6-8 reps (# to beat 2/4) [X] Lat pulls 3 sets 6-8 reps at (50, 42.5, 42.5) [X] Barbell Row 3 sets 6-8 reps at 45lb bar [X] Rope climbs x3"
@Macabrebarbie413 with her makup done, eyeliner on point and a deep pink shade of lipgloss. She is wearing a candycane necklace, red ornament earrings and a cute shoulder-cut grey sweater with a pearl lining around the top. She is smiling, lit behind by Christmas lights. She wishes you happy holidays and gives you puppy kisses 💖🐕🎄
@Macabrebarbie413 in her PJs, smiling as she takes a bite of a smores poptart. Her ears are perked and her tail is wagging!
Results from the 'my mental age' test say my mental age is 15.
A screenshot of a bluesky profile highlighting the fact that they claim "Not a teen for much longer" and have an onlyfans account.
@Macabrebarbie413 standing in front of a body length mirror. She is standing in a cute pose with one elbow up and back arched, leaning her head back against her own arm with an innocent expression on her face. She is wearing minimalist makeup, a sky-blue blouse with flower print, jeans and belt undone and adorable burger socks. She thinks you are cute and pretty and deserve puppy kisses.
A screenshot of @Macabrebarbie413 typing a post which said 'same but monster' and the suggested text says 'fucker'
@Macabrebarbie413 in an adorable pose, dawning her cold wearher wear which is mostly black and faux furred, standing in the middle of a giant Christmas tree ornament sculpture made of golden lights. She thinks you are beautiful and deserve puppy kisses 💖
@Macabrebarbie413 with a 3d printed metallicolor dragon draped across her arm. She has a playful look and is just as gorgeous as you can possibly imagine. 💖
A dainty gold plated tray sits on a marble end table with a cuppaccino in a glass cup, and a ferrero rocher candy.
@Macabrebarbie413 with her dark blonde hair up in a braid, light makeup and eyeliner that makes her aquamarine eyes sparkle. She is smiling at the camera with a poison plum lipgloss on and she thinks you are sweet and gives you puppy kisses 💖
@Macabrebarbie413 wrapped up in a warm coat, trying to warm up with a cup of cappuccino. She has a light smile and is pretty in a tired sort of 'Mona Lisa' type vibe.
A beautiful brown and white pupper dressed in a brown Star-Wars rebel outfit
A list of questions with the title "Get to know my bluesky! (Lewd edition) 1 like = 1 answer" there are 30 questions and 5 bonus questions which are lewd picture prompts.
A screenshot of some lists @Macabrebarbie413 is on. One says "people who may make you less happy" and another says "people who insist we should be kind whilst hurtling abuse"
A picture of the words "Lucy + justina = 69" carved into the stone of an undisclosed historical site.
A picture of 'Tank Girl' from the 25th anniversary live action film Tank Girl
A gif of an animated grey wolf agressively slapping the table with 'plap plap plap' sounds and bottom text that reads 'get pregnant, get pregnant...'
@Macabrebarbie standing in an archway lit up with golden Christmas lights looking cute as hell with her hair up and a stlish black coat and bag
@Macabrebarbie a girl with long dark-blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes with a dramatic smokey-eye makeup smiles up at you for a selfie.
A black and brown dog wants to interact with a crab. Starts with a paw tap, but the dog is nervous so she rolls left across the screen tail wagging, and then rolls back right before the gif starts over.
NGL question: "do you ever post your pussy online?" Answer: "Chirrut Îmwe voice: "For that information you must pay!"
NGL question: "Please explain to me how and why you're so fucking cute" Answer: "EZ! ur obviously crazy and don't realize you are actually the cute one 💖"
Certificate of Ordination for @MacabreBarbie as a Gnostic Minister
@MacabreBarbie in a coffee shop smiling coyly up at the camera. It must be cold because she is wearing a winter jacket. Her hair cascades down her shoulders like golden waterfalls and her lips are a beautiful poison plum color. She is also a puppy and wants you to know *mlem*
A picture of the prettiest puppy @MacabreBarbie kneeling and smiling up at you, sticking her tongue out a little in a cute silly way. Also she gives you puppy kisses 💖
NGL Question: "do you ever take nude pics after your bottom surgery?" Answer: "Sure do! My designer 🐈‍⬛️ can do things other girls dream about. Im very proud of her 💖" *gives you puppy kisses*
A picture of the moon in Romania in the early morning while a murder of crows fly around and perch in nearby trees.
A picture of @skywatch.blue profile on bluesky.