Paul Fleetwood

@macalbatross.bsky.social

680 Followers 459 Following

Ill-founded conjecture based upon borrowed wisdom, and stolen insights. AuDHD like near everyone else who has been a weirdo since childhood.

Weather indicator 6pm: 30% chance of rain 7pm: 40% chance of rain 8pm: 30% chance of rain
A small child wearing a red zip up top.
One of a pair of two tone, correspondent shoes that have endured about a thousand hours of dancing, but have finally given up the ghost and the uppers are split from the sole
A wee dog glaring into the camera
A feed back request from Youtube, options are: Informative, inspiring, life-changing, heartwarming, enjoyable, useful, calming, other
Goons from Popeye
FindMyPolitics Social Democrat
Mr Baxter from Grange Hill
Medical expert listening to a crank ask a stupid question about covid, and pulling a face that expresses ridicule and with a touch of contempt
Mechanical router used for carpentry
screen cap saying "DEATH TO USA/UK/ISRAEL/NATO/VATICAN and 2 others liked your post"
The Goons from Popeye carrying off Popeye and Olive
A spoilt cat with too much climbing stuff
Everyone has gone to bed and my attempts to woo the cat have failef
Wenlock and Mandeville mascots from London 2012
Lineker looking to the bench as Gazza loses the plot
Clancy Brown as the Kurgan from Highlander
The Times Red Box: "The Tories are in deep peril. Only Boris Johnson can save us." by Rishi Sunak, Robert Jenrick and Oliver Dowden.
6 goons from Popeye, 2 drumming in the right foreground and 4 goons tribal dancing in the middle distance
Baron Greenback from Danger Mouse who happens to look a bit like Vic Orban
Lindsey Hailligan, currently not dis-barred lawyer. Looks like a butch barbie.
Fabrizio Ravanelli doing a trade mark goal celebration, with his shirt pulled over his face
A small mad dog
5 statues of children with polio holding charity collection boxes
Bruce Forsythe
The last pope looking at armed men wearing uniforms so silly they could clown costumes
The latest Prince Andrew abuse claims are a new low for the Royal Family brand. In this form, it can't survive. Simon Jenkins
a willowy goth with good cheekbones and flowing dark hair, wearing a white shirt with frilly cuffs and colar, looking at an egg
Rishi Sunak in front of flip chart as he crafts a badly drawn cock picture (@b3ta regulation 3 pubs per ball)
a small dog avoiding having it's face photographed
two perfectly round circles that don't look like it because they have optical illusion properties
a small but very noisy 7 year old girl wearing a loud outfit and her drained and worn out 50+ year old uncle holding her han,d in the London Science Museum
Engels' statue being taken down, so he's hand at an acute Engels
old skool spinning under construction sign from the early internet years
two perfectly round circles that don't look they are because human brains are rubbish
2 skinny long haired 90s indie kids, neither of whom possess much hair between us
57% chance of rain gets a sunshine and cloud icon 48% gets a rain and cloud icon
a 70s suit I've had 25+ years, because moths don't like polyester
The vampire Astarion wearing I stunningly over the top jacket
Microsoft providing useless patronising advice in their power optimisation settings
A man who looks a bit like Putin but isn't Putin I call him Twotin because there might be a Threetin
Fetch Quest Play fetch with Scratch - the best boy in the Realms 39.4% of players have this achievement
Bull's Head Brand SMELLING SALTS
A statue of Engels being carried by a crane at a slight incline
3 disembodied cat heads lurking around an alien planet environment
Mr Baxter, the PE teacher from Grange Hill*, wearing a suit rather than his usual tracksuit, giving a slightly disturbed look to his right *UK TV show that's quie old
I didn't think I was going that fast poster
Gandhi Highwayman - ie Gandhi's face on Adam Ant's body
Grave Engels
the presidents of Cuba, Serbia and Brazil will not be able to attend the BRICS summit The Cuban president is dealing with energy problems, the Serbian president has "long planned events on his schedule" and the Brazilian president was injured in a bathtub fall
Artillery shells sold by Indian arms makers have been diverted by European customers to Ukraine and New Delhi has not intervened despite protests from Moscow
play time 455 hours achievements 69/97
The Tories are in deep peril Only Boris Johnson can save us Sunak, Jenrick, Downden 5/6/2019
annoying optical illusion that proves visual perception is flawed