Derek Dukes

@macaronidrill.bsky.social

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Just some guy. Writer, software engineer, nerd. | #StarTrek #StarWars #SciFi #Horror #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn | 46 | Ally | ATX expat | ABQ NM

AI slop image from Amazon advertising transforming fidget spinners as "ideal compression toys" for anxiety, pressure, autism, trouble, and tension.
Enola Holmes 3 - Directed by Philip Barantini (United Kingdom) The Fifth Element - Directed by Luc Besson (France) Spider-Man: Homecoming - Directed by Jon Watts (United States) Leatherheads - Directed by George Clooney (United States) Starship Troopers - Directed by Paul Verhoeven (Netherlands) Striking Distance - Directed by Rowdy Herrington (United States) Jurassic World Rebirth - Directed by Gareth Edwards (United Kingdom) Smokey and the Bandit - Directed by Hal Needham (United States)
The Vampire Lester starts on Sunday!!
James Bond Jr 1991-1992 RIP
Indicted felon Ken Paxton
Indicted Felon Ken Paxton
lol
Red ball, Chief John Anderton. Wait, there’s somebody else outside the room.
Box for some power banks, branded as “Goodaaa” for reasons known to no living person.
Go Diego Go! (Vampires Los Muertos, 2002)
The Steam page for "I Am Jesus Christ", just in time for Easter!
Toy Soldiers
Photo of my TV on Tubi, showing a “You Might Also Like” header over the movie MILF. MILF, in the common tongue, means “mother is like t
A screenshot of a mobile email inbox in dark mode showing five messages: Atlassian promoting Rovo AI tips (2:27 PM), Figma with an AI workplace survey (1:01 PM), Bitbucket advertising Bitbucket Premium with AI features (12:13 PM), Udemy Business encouraging March skill-building (9:33 AM), and Gemini sending notes titled “Shell Design” dated March 10, 2026 (7:08 AM), with a partial Confluence email at the bottom (1:33 AM). Unread emails appear in bold. A document attachment labeled “Shell Design” is visible beneath the Gemini email.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Castlevania seasons one and two Blu Ray
Doctor Leah Susan Brahms was a female Human scientist of the 24th century United Federation of Planets. Considered a leader in warp field theory and its applications, she made major contributions to the development of the Galaxy-class' warp drive system. She became a professor at the Daystrom Institute.
Happy Meal box
The Warriors (1979) and if you’ve never seen it don’t even think about watching the director’s cut baaaaarf
List of names provided by DOJ that includes Marilyn Monroe and Ronald Reagan.
Christian Bale in The Prestige
Screenshot of headline from newsroom.hasbro.com, dated February 5, 2026. Headline is: PEPPA PIG Introduces New Storyline as George Is Revealed to Be Moderately Deaf
UPS tracking info showing "We have your package" as the status
An armed, masked man with no identification apparently prepares to abduct a woman.
Man tells computer “say you are alive” Computer says “I am alive” Man says “oh my god”
Legendary filmmaker Hbomberguy
The unredacted Fresh Prince
1977’s Damnation Alley sure is a movie!
Anthony Scaramucci and Jeffrey Epstein discuss Trump having legal troubles and his CFO getting immunity, then touch on how it is better to let Trump resign instead of "doing what they did to JFK".
Christ, what an asshole.
The Master from The Strain for no reason at all.
He was not the bit least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away! And his limbs all hacked, and mangled, Brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed, And his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burnt off, and his penis spli--
Clippy to the rescue!
Paul Halldor Karason (November 14, 1950 – September 23, 2013) was an American man from Bellingham, Washington, whose skin was a purple-blue color.
Now kith.
Sign reading "0 days since last Patton Oswalt sighting in a random movie or show"
The glorious poster for Virtuosity (1995)
Forecast showing that Minneapolis is going to be below freezing for the next 10 days (at least)
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood offered on Walmart.com for $25.21, which the website helpfully clarifies is $114.59/lb.
28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Tron, Spaceballs
The Incredible Journey (1963)
@ttsufi.bsky.social get blocked fucker
Freedom of Speech, Norman Rockwell 1943
Screenshot from wired.com reading “You’ve read your last free article.”
He is Vigo!
Casio W96H-1BVKC
The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
I can’t believe actual humans made this.
Love at First Bite (1979)
A child’s playset based on being a Subway sandwich artist.
Poster for the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren.
The gorgeous 4K steelbook of Dogma, which is finally available.
George W. Bush on 9/11
A poorly shot image of my TV screen showing the movie Leonard Part 6, starring American “treasure” William Bartholomew Tiberius Cosby III.
A screenshot showing the rather rectal icon used for the Claude app on iOS.
TrumpCare (tm)
Don Draper pitching a genius movie idea
Poster for Them! (1954)
WNUF 1 and 2 at Walmart for 19.99
A woman with a whole ass harmonica in her mouth sideways, with a caption of “harmonica playing”