Maclaglen

@maclaglen.bsky.social

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A faux definition of "the fuckening" which is, "When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down." Along with the example, "Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
A picture of hearts and Valentine's Day iconography that reads the following: I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything. It's not like I forgot, I'm just bad at this.
An screenshot of a phone conversation regarding a doctor's handwriting of the word, "paracetamol."
Everyone thinks that their cat is the best, and none of them are wrong.