Sam

@macroplasticz.bsky.social

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Late-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 Fuck ICE https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam

Pidgey looking cute
Me flexing in a white t-shirt and also wearing a backpack at the ripe old age of 27 because somehow I'm still in school.
A golden apple devised to sew discord.
Me sitting my the lake with the Chicago skyline as I take a little breather from roller blading.
Muscular Jar Jar Binks.
Me in my room wearing yellow shirt and yellow underwear and I was wearing yellow shorts earlier but that's not pictured.
Me with roller skates with a view of the Chicago skyline across from a little stretch of Lake Michigan.
Me shirtless in my room.
Me holding Pidgey at home.
Selfie of me flexing in my mirror at home wearing a SWORD necklace not a cross.
Chocolate/cinnamon marbled banana bread sitting on foil on a table at work.
Joyous dolphin meme.
Attempted thirst trap of me at 21 in my childhood bedroom on account of COVID. I have zero concepts of muscle mass or posing. Also I hadn't figured out facial hair yet. My hair is the same mess tho.
Mirror selfie of me in olive green shorts and no shirt flexing bicep.
Pidgey.
A container of homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Axolotl plushie in fire saying "I'm seriously at my limit"
Pidgey sitting in bed and being photogenic.
Shirtless selfie of me in my room.
Lisa Frank style coffee and donut with the caption "The Emptiness Inside Is Mine And Mine Alone" I choose to believe it was not originally made using AI.
Pidgey the cat being scared.
Westley from The Princess Bride saying "as you wish," indicating that my body has shut down and I'm in bed suffering from ailments and maladies.
My table showing a bookmark saying "I ❤️ Independent Bookstores", a sticker that says "ChiLoveBooks" with a cool bird, a book passport with 11 stamps, a card showing that I visited at least 10 stores, "The Unbroken" by CL Clark, "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoevsky, "Waste Wars" by Alexander Clapp, and a set of granite-colored dice for dnd.
Sexy shrekette.
Sniper but cunty
Pidgey standing on her cat tree that's been moved to the middle of the room so I can clean where it typically is. She is leaning into my hand for chin scritches.
Me in a pink hat and red tank top that is slightly cropped and black shorts.
The a - ball.
Me holding a case of homemade profiteroles. My little studio apartment is boiling with the heat of the oven.
Aretha Franklin "Great Mounds, Beautiful Mounds"
Witch of the Wastes :)
Kicking legs while smiling at phone.
Theranos.top settings with "Mute account" highlighted.
Mirror of me in the work bathroom wearing a propellor cap.
Selfie of me in the gym lockerroom.
Old man saying "I'm 30 years old." but that's a lie I'm not 30 yet, not that I have any qualms with eventually becoming 30 or unfavorable opinions of 30+ year olds. It simply is not my time yet. For now.
Assisting lerrrgan and his perfect tits and juicy ass.
The orb protects the hiding spot of Saddam Hussein.
1979 IBM training manual saying "A CONPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE / THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"
Cozy witch of the wastes from Howl's Moving Castles.
Shirtless mirror selfie of me at the gym.
Michael as the flower guy that needs to be pissed on or he'll die.
Selfie of me at the gym lockerroom.
Cheesecake Brownies in the pan.
Selfie of me in the work bathroom with a giant sticker saying "I Voted!"
Kacey Musgraves being achingly horny.
Selfie of me sitting on couch with my cat.
Britney Spears being surprised that Ryan Seacrest is straight
Mirror selfie of me at home and shirtless.
Dashcon ballpit, but I'm too frightened to say the word Ball Pit on gay bsky.
My cat, Pidgey, curled up and napping.
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Pidgey the cat with eyes shut as I give her neck scritches.
Maisy Mouse (an anthropomorphic cartoon mouse in a red dress with orange hearts) holding a green balloon on an orange background. She is smiling and innocent and unblockable.
Me and a stuffed polar bear, Sir Thumsky, and a bouquet of roses on the lakeside with the Chicago skyline in the distance.
My cat, Pidgey, wearing a baby blue harness and leash and sitting in my hallway because she wanted to go outside and then proceeded not to move at all.